Once upon a time, a long, long time ago, there was only Adam & Eve....

[FlamingoBlue]

And they were in the garden of Eden. So, what do you think they talked about? And who had control of the clicker?

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[Bob Peale]

I'm betting on the snake...

 

[Todd]

I have actually been doing some interesting digging on the Adam and Eve situation.

I have found some very delightful, interesting conclusions and observations, not readily viewed or accepted by mainstream christianity

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

see adam should of knew there was temptation .. that is why the good lord made eve. put her in front of a man naked and I'm sure something poped up

 

[Jaded1]

Hummm...............

I tend to believe they probably did not talk much. Probably a lot of grunting. Hence the population explosion!

Now Adam may have been lead to believe he had the clicker! However, I think it was Eve that push all the right buttons!!!

The snake was a voyeur

Jaded1, CT

Ahhh life was much simpler back then................

 

[Guest]

see adam should of knew there was temptation .. that is why the good lord made eve. put her in front of a man naked and I'm sure something poped up

[You] see[,] [A]dam should [have known] there was temptation [about?] [T]hat is why the good [L]ord made [E]ve. [He] put her in front of a man[,] naked[,] and I'm sure something po[p]ped up[.]

 

[freakygirl]

[You] see[,] [A]dam should [have known] there was temptation [about?] [T]hat is why the good [L]ord made [E]ve. [He] put her in front of a man[,] naked[,] and I'm sure something po[p]ped up[.]

Spellchecker, You forgot the afterwards.

 

[Guest]

Sorry. I also forgot the period behind the word temptation. It's a full time job, and I'm just one person.

 

[freakygirl]

Sorry. I also forgot the period behind the word temptation. It's a full time job, and I'm just one person.

lmao.. I hadn't even noticed the missing period.. dammit.. I could have teased you about it.

I like your style.. You have alot of work cut out for you.. Good luck

 

[LukkyKnight]

arguably

Sorry. I also forgot the period behind the word temptation. It's a full time job, and I'm just one person.

The comma between man and naked is superfluous from a grammatical standpoint. Most editors would ask you to rethink that decision.

 

[PowerOfOne]

Missed periods make me so fucking nervous. Can we change the subject now? <checking calendar to make sure no periods were missed>

 

[LukkyKnight]

ROTFLMAO!

Missed periods make me so fucking nervous. Can we change the subject now? <checking calendar to make sure no periods were missed>

Power, power, whatever shall I do with you?

 

[PowerOfOne]

Re: ROTFLMAO!

Power, power, whatever shall I do with you?

I think that would depend on if I want to miss another period or not wouldn't it?

 

[LukkyKnight]

I believe

that's actually what Eve said.

 

[PowerOfOne]

Re: I believe

that's actually what Eve said.

Eve's sentences ran on and on much like ShadowSource's leaving Lit.

 

[LukkyKnight]

I don't know if I speak for the majority

but I know I am thankful, then, that you are not as long-winded as Eve is reported to have been.

She was the subject of a discussion between some nuns and St. Peter, not that long ago. It seems that part of passing between the pearly gates includes demonstrating a familiarity with christianity, but rather than some fixed test St. Peter has a significant latitude and can tailor his quiz to the individual(s).

These three nuns had passed away in a car-wreck, and as they were women of the cloth St. Peter merely went through the motions. He asked the first nun, "Why do we no longer live in the Garden of Eden?"

"Because man couldn't resist the temptations of the flesh."

"That is correct sister, welcome to heaven."

Turning then to the second, he inquired, "Sister, who tempted man?"

"Eve, St. Peter, though ultimately she had already been tempted by the snake."

Smiling, St. Peter waved her across the line as well. He paused, as if searching for something appropriate, then raised his eyebrows and asked the third nun, "Sister, what is the first thing Eve said to Adam?"

"Oh, that's a hard one..."

"Very good, sister. Welcome to heaven."

 

[Phoenyx]

[You] see[,] [A]dam should [have known] there was temptation [about?] [T]hat is why the good [L]ord made [E]ve. [He] put her in front of a man[,] naked[,] and I'm sure something po[p]ped up[.]

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Am I missing the secret code?

 

[IA951]

original sin?

First off I'm not an xtian and don't believe the creation myth.
However...this is part of the reason I'm an atheist, there was adam, living in Eden, having a pretty damn good time..free and easy until he went to sleep one night..he woke up and there was this woman!
Somehow God got the idea that Adam was lonely that he needed a companion...how fucked is that?
this bitch led him astray!
God told him...told them...
don't fuck around with that tree...
he listened, she did not and so got them both thrown out of paradise!
what a raw fucking deal!