Once Bitten...

lucky-E-leven said:
She's into having her nipples tortured and is kind enough to share it, via photo, on the internet.

We're damn glad she's here, are you kidding? :D
LMAO!
 
The_Fool said:
And you secretly want to fondle them while Vella isn't looking..... :eek:
Hush your mouth, young man!

SJ's nips are fantastic, I'm sure, but I couldn't be happier with my blondie's. (For some reason, the m&m's slogan keeps running through my head.)
;)
 
sophia jane said:
I have two- they can each fondle one. No need for secrecy. :p

SJ
Now THAT could be a workable situation. :D Where in Texas did you say you were? ;)

p.s. Fool - If only...
 
Our "law enforcement" (it's in quotes for a reason) is more concerned about busting people that wrote a $20 check 5 years ago that bounced than doing any real law work.

When they arrested me, they called out FOUR Jethros to make sure I didn't write another $20 check, seeing how I was on a roll with those damn things. :rolleyes:

Bubba that arrested me was about 6' 3", and absolutely had to be pushing 300 lbs., yet somehow all 5' 6" 130 lbs. of me managed to "hurt" him.

We have a least one meth lab blow up somewhere in the county every month, but they're more concerned about a $20 check written 5 years ago.

(as a side note, my attorney knows the cop that arrested me, he and the cop's younger brother were friends up through high school...and I quote him verbatim "Hell, his brother used to whip his ass with a hairbrush when they were in high school")
 
lucky-E-leven said:
Now THAT could be a workable situation. :D Where in Texas did you say you were? ;)

p.s. Fool - If only...


Stuff that daydreams are made of....right babydoll? :kiss:
 
mmmmm....picturing a Lucky/Vella/SJ meeting and etc. ....that should wake up the muse :D
 
Belegon said:
mmmmm....picturing a Lucky/Vella/SJ meeting and etc. ....that should wake up the muse :D
If it doesn't, I fear the muse has given up the ghost.

Speaking of which....I should either write or sleep....
 
lucky-E-leven said:
A month or so ago our super nice neighbors were transferred to Washington state, courtesy of Uncle Sam. Two weeks later new renters move in. Turns out the father is suffering from cancer and treats his suffering with street drugs and alcohol. A week after they moved in the police are called because this guy is high as a kite, chasing his pregnant daughter around the front yard with a large kitchen knife.
My goodness. I can see why you work so hard to move someplace else. :rose:

So what does our dear Sherriff Brown do?

Well, he does what any good ol' Texas lawman would do. He pulls out his piece and busts a cap in the dog's melon, dropping him cold before cuffing the old man and hauling him away.

Who says small town justice is a thing of the past?
Sounds reasonable to me. That's something that I would have done too. In fact, I have.

I live in a village in rural Bosnia. There are still a whole lot of overgrown boys here who haven't gotten it into their stubborn heads that there is no war on anymore, and who for some odd reason still romantisise that madness. They kept their macho attitudes, handguns and psycho dogs, and they let the dogs run pretty much wherever they wanted.

That is until some of us started to put the beasts to permanent sleep if they came into our yards or anywhere near small children. Then it was bye-bye Fido, by whatever means possible. I'm a pretty good hunter, so I had no problem picking two of them off from the bedroom window. Let's just say that the killer dogs remaining are on a leash these days.
 
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