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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/24/lads-britain-needs-you-to-do-your-duty-and-get-flirting/
We don't have to come up to you. You are the ones who make life hell for men who do come up to you and make the first move. You made this bed, now lie in it all by yourself.
Oh and follow the same advice you give men:
AND STOP WHINING AT US ABOUT IT, WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT
When are women ever going to figure out that men don't owe them shit?Lads! Britain needs you to do your duty and get flirting
There are lots of things I love about Britain, just not its men.
And I don’t want to stereotype them all, so let me be more specific: I refer to those my own age, who have forced me to bookmark a cattery website. In the romantic arena, trying to meet a man sometimes makes me feel like David Attenborough, stepping into the jungle to locate a Jesus Lizard (a real thing).
Finding Mr Dreamy is difficult because the main strategies a girl can use are wrought with danger. Number one is proactivity: in 2016, it seems fair that a woman can approach a chap she fancies. This sometimes works, but generally does seem to make the man's insides shrivel up when asked “having a good night?” or something equally menacing.
So we consign ourselves to option two: waiting. Which is just as problematic, as nothing happens. That’s the conclusion my friend and I came to last week, while we were sitting at a bar. We’re hardly bad company and several lads gave us a cheeky stare as they did the toilet trot. Still, nothing happened, so we stared sadly into our Mojitos at single reflections.
Eventually one guy asked if we’d like to join him for some table football. He was dashing and curious. He was German, of course (because the only people who’ll ever chat you up in Britain are not British.)
We don't have to come up to you. You are the ones who make life hell for men who do come up to you and make the first move. You made this bed, now lie in it all by yourself.
Oh and follow the same advice you give men:
AND STOP WHINING AT US ABOUT IT, WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT