On your dime

modest mouse

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I'm bored, drinking, and have to work EARLY in the morning after a long week.

I propose people from Lit call me on their dime for fifteen minutes at a time. It'll be cool, count on it. I'm a stump on the phone but you can tell your grandkids and shit. Well worth 15 cents a minute.

Truth is, I just wanna up my number of Lit phone contacts from a lowball 4.

No kinky stuff please. I'm a good boy.

PM my bad self and be p[repared to regret tonight when your phone bill arrives next month.

Seriously.
 
Wow, you really know how to sell yourself.

At least offer up some heavy breathing, it's the least you can do.
 
lavender said:
What a phone whore.

Yep!

There must be a phone in every room in the house, just waiting to be used , to provide pleasure for by MM!


:p



God! That was weak!
 
God, I've been waiting for a perfect reason not to go back to my paper for another 15 minutes.

But, I don't like rejection, so I'll wait for a pm first.
 
lavender said:
So, I can be the director, eh?

I doubt I'm as kind and gentle as you are. I want some hardcore action, muy pronto.

I dunno how to work the shit, but I'm on msn....perpetually "busy," as my many suitors tend to annoy me.

Heh.
 
lavender said:
I don't have you on MSN, we never added each other, just talked through your "toyboy".

Hey now, we said we wouldn't discuss that in public.

I'll pm ya the goods, sweet tits.
 
I'd call you, mouse, but I'm worse than a stump on the phone. I suck at phone. I hate phones. I am, however, irresistably charismatic in person.
 
alexandraaah said:


Hey now, we said we wouldn't discuss that in public.

I'll pm ya the goods, sweet tits.

*checks her pm box*

*checks her tits*

oh... you weren't talking to me. nevermind.
 
One adventurous soul down, got two people in PM who are willing. I'll keep ya updated.
 
Woohooo!
I'm playing, too.

It's Friday night.
The 13 year old is off with her friends for the night.
The 5 year old is with his dad for the night.
I'm going to see the movie Y Tu Mama Tambien with a friend but i've got a loose couple hours here, waiting to be filled.

I was gonna call Risia or Muff, my usuals, to tell them again what good people they are (they are both honestly sweet and tremendously good people, irregardless of what thier Lit personas might indicate) and how much i value them in my life. I only ever talk to them and one other (and i don't know if he would want me to make that connection public so i won't) with any kinda regularity... so ...

I'm up for another couple of sets of ears.

Rule # 1: No sex talk except general stuff; this is not going to be phone sex.

Rule #2: My phone # is between you and me. Period. I'm not even gonna give it to you if i don't already know you well cuz i'm a paranoid bitch.

I just think it'll be great to talk with a few of the people i've been rubbing up against (so to speak) for all this time. Hear your voice. See how much realness that adds to your already real Lit self.

And i love talking on the phone, just love it. Muff and Risia are my refs and will testify to that if you ask 'em.

PM me.

I've got about 75 minutes before i leave for the movies and i want to spend them on the phone with you, not posting to threads.




Good idea, MM.
:cool:
 
Just finished talking with the 'mouse'. He's a great guy. It was real. I mean 'mouse' is just a real guy. Don't miss the chance, the window of opportunity will pass...lol.
 
Hey, I'll throw my hat in this ring. I'll spend my dime, just PM me with your number. I like Cym's rules, rules, although, you'll be surprised who you're dealing with.:cool:
 
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