On the morning after the Nov 6, 2012 Election

[pornstarwannabe]

If Obama Wins

Liberal Households with Families
- Parents hoot and holler
- Kids wake up and ask "What's goin' on?"
- Parents respond "Obama Won!! Obama Won!! Woo Hoo!!"
- Kids complain they are hungry
- Parents tell kids to get dressed so parents can look for work
- Kids are sad, but Obama won... i guess that's a happy occasion!?!?!?!?!?

 

[blobfish]

Lame.

 

[RoryN]

If Obama Wins

Right-fringe GB members:
- Will either run from the GB or make a few obligatory "America lost" posts that night OR will come to the GB to commiserate with the only friends they have left on Earth
- Will ignore Republican failures and instead blame everyone else for them
- Will focus on "religious persecution" re: Romney and cry about it
- Will secretly agree with remarks displayed by racist Stormfront.org trolls
- Will be confused, because the majority of them are old

 

[pornstarwannabe]

If Obama Wins

Right-fringe GB members:
- Will either run from the GB or make a few obligatory "America lost" posts that night OR will come to the GB to commiserate with the only friends they have left on Earth
- Will ignore Republican failures and instead blame everyone else for them
- Will focus on "religious persecution" re: Romney and cry about it
- Will secretly agree with remarks displayed by racist Stormfront.org trolls
- Will be confused, because the majority of them are old

Not bad. Not bad.

Lame.

Insightful posts <dripping with sarcasm>. Try to be more like RoryN. At least he tries.