On line stalkers

[Bluesboy2]

I have a stalker

Online type. Unfortunately she is too far away to actually stalk me in person, oh well...

 

[penguindance]

 

[Lancecastor]

A woman I met online and went on one (1) date with became obsessed with me and parked in front of my loft for nights on end.

She was actually there for a few days before I figured it out...she kept leaving me voice mails with more and more details of when I'd left and returned, who with, etc...

It was pretty strange.

 

[freakygirl]

A woman I met online and went on one (1) date with became obsessed with me and parked in front of my loft for nights on end.

She was actually there for a few days before I figured it out...she kept leaving me voice mails with more and more details of when I'd left and returned, who with, etc...

It was pretty strange.

stop making it sound so bad.. I was only there overnight. And I only made three phone calls.

 

[littlekateyes]

I had a stalker, but he did not met me online. I got to the point where I was afraid to leave the house, then I just said what the heck, and starting living my life again. (That was a couple of years ago.)

 

[Lancecastor]

stop making it sound so bad.. I was only there overnight. And I only made three phone calls.

Yeah, well you had first stalker dibs....the other wierdo was out there for a week waiting for us to come up for air you know...

 

[freakygirl]

Yeah, well you had first stalker dibs....the other wierdo was out there for a week waiting for us to come up for air you know...

Have we come up for air yet?

 

[Soblue]

I had a stalker with benefits last year.

He owned a snowplow truck, and after I turned him down for a date, he would come by the house in the night, plow my driveway and leave without a word.

 

[Lancecastor]

Have we come up for air yet?

Murfphurphurphf?

 

[freakygirl]

Murfphurphurphf?

I'm getting hungry..

 

[April]

I've never attracted that kind of attention. I know real life stalking is not a funny matter. I wouldn't really mind an online stalker though. Not a scary one.

Ignore me. I'm lame.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I had a stalker with benefits last year.

He owned a snowplow truck, and after I turned him down for a date, he would come by the house in the night, plow my driveway and leave without a word.

Lucky girl.

I need a handyman stalker.

 

[ma_guy]

I had a stalker with benefits last year.

He owned a snowplow truck, and after I turned him down for a date, he would come by the house in the night, plow my driveway and leave without a word.

"stalker with benefits"

That has to be the funniest thing I've seen on Lit in weeks.

 

[penguindance]

 

[Soblue]

I wonder if he'll be back this year.

 

[Texan]

A few years ago, a woman I had LIGHTLY flirted with online, scared the hell out of me. I had never given her my last name, and she knew I was content in my marriage. Unfortunately, I had mentioned the name of the fairly small town I live in. She did some research, deduced my last name from my email address, and somehow, found my home telephone number.

One afternoon, I got a call. She had flown to the nearest airport in Houston and called me, expecting me to come pick her up.

I told her that I thought she was crazy, and I was heading out of town on business by car in the other direction.

I then dropped out of Yahoo Chat and haven't really been back.

I don't know if she qualified as a stalker, but she was definately a looney.....

 

[Lancecastor]

Pervy Handyman

I've thought for some time that I should chuck the whole exec shtick, get a van and be a handyman specializing in cute divorcees who got the house.....but this whole stalking thing as an upsell is pure genius!

Snake your drains: $39.

Adjust your dials: $49.

BONUS! Free Stalking With Every Line Blowing!

 

[Rambrat]

Me too! A plumber would be good!

look...look...I'm a plumber...

 

[penguindance]

 

[ma_guy]

Wait a minute.. I can do plumbing, carpentry and electrical work and I have a 4WD truck I can put a plow on... Woohoo! My new dream job!

"Professional Stalker"

 

[Texan]

Yeah, THAT would definitely freak me out. Oh my goodness.

What did she say when you said she was crazy?

She said she "just wanted to see me in person." She didn't seem to think what she had done was crazy.

 

[penguindance]

 

[Zidane]

nope, never attracted that type of attention. I'm just not that noticeable.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Re: Pervy Handyman

I've thought for some time that I should chuck the whole exec shtick, get a van and be a handyman specializing in cute divorcees who got the house.....but this whole stalking thing as an upsell is pure genius!

Snake your drains: $39.

Adjust your dials: $49.

BONUS! Free Stalking With Every Line Blowing!

You'll be rich!

 

[Texan]

Cool. There'd definitely be a blow job in it for ya if you could get that pipe from my upstairs bathroom to quit leaking....

Damn, I fix leaking pipes in my rent houses pretty often. And for a LOT less than you offer.