On bra dressing and undressing

[ShaiGirl]

So, I've read a thread elsewhere asking how ladies dress and undress (or put on & take off) their bras. I'm curious on how the ladies here at Ampics and other areas, of course, put on and remove their bras. I didn't know that some ladies do the "reverse thing" since I've never done that. Never knew that there were such different ways!

For the men, if there are funny/frustrating/awful moments when you were trying to remove your partner's bra, do chime in. I'm sure it would make an interesting read.

So I'll start...

To put on my bra: I put my arms through the straps, clasp the hook, then arrange everything else - cups on my girls, straps, bottom band. To remove: I unclasp at the back, take out one strap from the hole of one sleeve, followed by another strap, then take the whole thing out through one sleeve. That's if I'm wearing a short-sleeved shirt. If it's long-sleeved then things are different. If it's a sports bra, then I put in on and take it off like a T-shirt.

Of course if the lady doesn't wear a bra, then things would be vastly different.

I'll post the link to the other thread when I've found it... found the links... here they are:
bra dressing: http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=680710
bra undressing: http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=680711

 

[EctoJohn]

For the men, if there are funny/frustrating/awful moments when you were trying to remove your partner's bra, do chime in. I'm sure it would make an interesting read.

I guess the only relatively funny story I might have about removing a bra is the one time I was in bed with a lover, early morning and I happened to wake up first.

Well, she was asleep, face down, but laying on me so my left arm is entirely incapacitated without waking her up to move her off me.

And she was only int her bra, so I decided to amuse myself as she slept by removing it.
Only thing was, I had to do it while on my back with the dead weight of a sleeping person covering my left arm and side (yay cuddling during sleep!)

My single handed dexterity to remove a bra isn't quite top notch, but I was devious enough to go through the fustrating unhooking to find the amusement of her waking, sitting up, and realizing her bra was undone, letting it slide off.

 

[ShaiGirl]

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My single handed dexterity to remove a bra isn't quite top notch, but I was devious enough to go through the fustrating unhooking to find the amusement of her waking, sitting up, and realizing her bra was undone, letting it slide off.

I guess your deviousness got good results? I sure hope so. We all need some deviousness every now and then.

I now remember the scene from American Pie (or is it the 2nd movie) wherein the girl was teaching the guy to remove her bra with only one hand.

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

Not to sound arrogant but, I can usually pop a bra off with one hand real easily. However this one time I was with a woman and her bra was impossiable. This bra must have been made by the vatican or somthing b/c it had like 4 clasp on it, coverd by fabric and just when I thought the first row of clasp were off nope...there was another set right behind it, even she had troubble getting the damn thing off.

 

[tkinsc]

To dress her bra my wife hooks it in the front, turns it around to the back then slips her arms and boobs in. To undress, she reaches around and unhooks.

My favorite story. Before my wife and I were married, I took her to get the wisdom teeth removed. Afterwards I took her to her parents house to recover, while I stuck around with her mother for a while. Her mother and I were getting my wife settled in bed, she was still pretty drugged up, and she asked me to unhook her bra. Doing it from the back I was fumbling a bit when my wife to be said “You normally don’t have this much trouble unhooking my bra.”

 

[ShaiGirl]

... This bra must have been made by the vatican or somthing b/c it had like 4 clasp on it, coverd by fabric and just when I thought the first row of clasp were off nope...there was another set right behind it, even she had troubble getting the damn thing off.

That made me LOL. Thanks for the anecdote! I wonder why she bought that bra in the first place? If it was so hard to get off?

 

[ShaiGirl]

To dress her bra my wife hooks it in the front, turns it around to the back then slips her arms and boobs in. To undress, she reaches around and unhooks.

My favorite story. Before my wife and I were married, I took her to get the wisdom teeth removed. Afterwards I took her to her parents house to recover, while I stuck around with her mother for a while. Her mother and I were getting my wife settled in bed, she was still pretty drugged up, and she asked me to unhook her bra. Doing it from the back I was fumbling a bit when my wife to be said “You normally don’t have this much trouble unhooking my bra.”

Thanks tkinsc! Ah, your wife is one of the "reverse side" bra-dressers. I finally found the other threads. I'll have to edit my first post and put the link.

I bet it was quite embarrassing for you that her mother heard it. I guess the "less talk, less mistakes" thing works here.

 

[EctoJohn]

I guess your deviousness got good results? I sure hope so. We all need some deviousness every now and then.

Oh, yes, very good results.

When she realized what I did, she looked down at me with face face of false-reprimanding and I just grinned right back up at her.

And then we spend some more time in bed.

 

[RexDaddy]

My best "bra" story was when I was in high school and, having learned the bra removal technique from Fonzie on "Happy Days", figured I was well prepared. The girl I was dating at the time was well endowed (I remember those girls fondle-ly) but had a tendency to wear bras that were one size too small. We were going at it hot and heavy in my car one Saturday night when I'd gotten her shirt off and was working the clasps in back with one hand with no luck. Frustrated, I had her sit up so I could see what I was doing and, just as I bent around her side to see, I hit the last clasp. It was like a slingshot coming off and hit me square in the eye. So there we are, I'm swearing in pain, her bra is finally off and she's all concerned and neither one of us saw the flashlight with the cop at the window until he knocked. He was, as I recall, amused.

 

[ShaiGirl]

Oh, yes, very good results. When she realized what I did, she looked down at me with face face of false-reprimanding and I just grinned right back up at her. And then we spend some more time in bed.

Well, I'm glad you got VERY good results! More time in bed is always good!

 

[ShaiGirl]

My best "bra" story was when I was in high school and, having learned the bra removal technique from Fonzie on "Happy Days", figured I was well prepared. The girl I was dating at the time was well endowed (I remember those girls fondle-ly) but had a tendency to wear bras that were one size too small. We were going at it hot and heavy in my car one Saturday night when I'd gotten her shirt off and was working the clasps in back with one hand with no luck. Frustrated, I had her sit up so I could see what I was doing and, just as I bent around her side to see, I hit the last clasp. It was like a slingshot coming off and hit me square in the eye. So there we are, I'm swearing in pain, her bra is finally off and she's all concerned and neither one of us saw the flashlight with the cop at the window until he knocked. He was, as I recall, amused.

LOL Thanks for your anecdote, RexDaddy! I hope your eye is all better now and that you've gotten better at your bra technique! I'd have loved to see the expression on the cop's face.

 

[Grey_Eyes]

Wrap around back to front, fasten the clasp, rotate it round and slip into the straps.

Taking off, well I got the nickname Houdini at school because I can take a bra off without removing my blouse, I could show you how, but I would have to charge

 

[ShaiGirl]

Wrap around back to front, fasten the clasp, rotate it round and slip into the straps.

Taking off, well I got the nickname Houdini at school because I can take a bra off without removing my blouse, I could show you how, but I would have to charge

Thanks for sharing! I'm sure we all would like to have a demo.

 

[MICH69AGIE]

Wrap around back to front, fasten the clasp, rotate it round and slip into the straps.

Taking off, well I got the nickname Houdini at school because I can take a bra off without removing my blouse, I could show you how, but I would have to charge

I would say post a vid of this. It could be a training video.

 

[RexDaddy]

LOL Thanks for your anecdote, RexDaddy! I hope your eye is all better now and that you've gotten better at your bra technique! I'd have loved to see the expression on the cop's face.

Well, I can still see out of that eye, though explaining the red welt to my mom was an interesting bout of creativity. My bra removal technique is much better having gained more empirical experience and scientific understanding of those furshlugginer clasps. And the cop? His greatest contribution to the whole thing was to try and scare the crap out of me by claiming I was "of age" and my GF was underage. He did ask if I was okay. But I KNOW that I kept the dispatch lines amused. Hell, support your local police, y'know?

 

[deliverer]

Hey Shai.....

How do you take off your panties......?....lol ......sorry....I just can't help myself.......

 

[Tigera]

I had a friend at uni who was able to unclasp your bra THROUGH your top, with one hand!

He loved sneaking up on us, very innocently going to put a friendly arm around your shoulders and SNAP! The girls are released!

 

[RexDaddy]

I had a friend at uni who was able to unclasp your bra THROUGH your top, with one hand!

He loved sneaking up on us, very innocently going to put a friendly arm around your shoulders and SNAP! The girls are released!

Sneaky bastard! Now that's a true lifeskill! Must be an animal rights activist now with such a penchant for releasing trapped mammaries into the wild again.

 

[Tigera]

Sneaky bastard! Now that's a true lifeskill! Must be an animal rights activist now with such a penchant for releasing trapped mammaries into the wild again.

I feel there are some dancing mammaries in Russia who would benefit from his skill.

 

[impulsively]

For the men, if there are funny/frustrating/awful moments when you were trying to remove your partner's bra, do chime in. I'm sure it would make an interesting read.

Of course if the lady doesn't wear a bra, then things would be vastly different.

I'll post the link to the other thread when I've found it... found the links... here they are:
bra dressing: http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=680710
bra undressing: http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=680711

Actually I must confess
I have a tendency to un-hook a womans bra at just about every opportunity
even when its not the most appropriate of times
Even a time or two
-- well maybe three or four --
possibly even a few more then that
when I didnt even know the woman
This has gotten mixed reactions -- lol
Front or back it doesn't seem to matter
I just have a knack for it
Would love to show you some time

 

[_WetAndMessy_]

I always clip it behind my back unless it's a front hook (obviously).

 

[CarnageSIS]

If it's a front hook I put it on like a blouse, hoist the puppies up into the cups and clasp it in the front. To remove just unclasp the front, slip the puppies out and remove like aformentioned blouse.

If it's a back hook I take it with the inside facing out, bra cups pointing down and slip it beneath the puppies then clasp it behind my back. After that I flip everything up, and arrange things the way they should be settled. To remove I slip off the straps reach behind and unhook then just slip out from under the puppies.

I should like to point out that puppies is the affectionate term my friends use