On being a bitch

[Whispersecret]

Re: Bitch Types

Well, I am, at times, a bitch. Sometimes I'm the Whiney Bitch, especially with my husband. He's the only person on earth who can flip my Bitch Switch in a nano second.

I can be a Know-It-All-Bitch. Feeling superior is one of my greatest faults, but I try to keep it under control.

I can't be a Numb Cunt Bitch because I kick ass at Pictionary.

I might be a Wanna-Be, because I haven't shaken my need for acceptance.

I guess I'm a mutt.

 

[Siren]

Whispersecret...you are a mutt !!!

 

[Whispersecret]

WOOF.

You know you love it, Siren.

 

[Siren]

Yea well I love a bitch in heat...