bbkradwell
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There are just four days until my Birthday and I hope that you've all got my presents bought and wrapped!
Remember now, nothing TOO fancy, OK?
I just asked for "Peace on Earth, goodwill toward man (and woman) and for everyone to come to my house for a Bacanalian!! Just remember: NO CLOTHING ALLOWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's right, kiddies! There will be no garments (raiments, vestments, wraps, furs, or otherwise) allowed thru' the door!!! This rule shall be strictly enforced!!!
So, all you vestal virgins, form a line to the right! Oh, and DO try not to scream too loudly when I deflower you! Last year the neighbor's had to call the police! And we all remember what a hassle THAT was, now don't we? Hmmm?
I ended up having to give half of the virgins to the police (as a bribe) to keep from having ALL my guests thrown in the pokey for "Lude and Lascivious Behavior!" (Actually, a few of my guests had paid EXTRA to be thrown in the pokey but, let's not get into THAT right now, shall we?)
No, THIS year I've invited the cops to take part in the festivities! These guys are BIGtime partiers!
So come early and "cum" late! Because you WILL come (and cum and cum and cum...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Happy Birthday to ......... ME!
And Happy New Year to YOU ALL!!!
XOXOX, -BB (THE HORNY COMIC)
ps- It's warm down here in FL, so don't worry about frostbite! DO worry about "MY" bite, however!!! Just a warning.
Remember now, nothing TOO fancy, OK?
I just asked for "Peace on Earth, goodwill toward man (and woman) and for everyone to come to my house for a Bacanalian!! Just remember: NO CLOTHING ALLOWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's right, kiddies! There will be no garments (raiments, vestments, wraps, furs, or otherwise) allowed thru' the door!!! This rule shall be strictly enforced!!!
So, all you vestal virgins, form a line to the right! Oh, and DO try not to scream too loudly when I deflower you! Last year the neighbor's had to call the police! And we all remember what a hassle THAT was, now don't we?
Hmmm? I ended up having to give half of the virgins to the police (as a bribe) to keep from having ALL my guests thrown in the pokey for "Lude and Lascivious Behavior!" (Actually, a few of my guests had paid EXTRA to be thrown in the pokey but, let's not get into THAT right now, shall we?)
No, THIS year I've invited the cops to take part in the festivities! These guys are BIGtime partiers!
So come early and "cum" late! Because you WILL come (and cum and cum and cum...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Happy Birthday to ......... ME!
And Happy New Year to YOU ALL!!!
XOXOX, -BB (THE HORNY COMIC)
ps- It's warm down here in FL, so don't worry about frostbite! DO worry about "MY" bite, however!!! Just a warning.
