On a diet...

[Starfish]

Uhg.. Now this is just fucking bullshit.


I got fat from having no metabolism, and now I am trying to loose weight. Fun, fun.

I hate this empty pit feeling I have. I am still too sick to work out, so I just decided to cut back my eating by a third (which is not bad) and I just feel fucking ravenous. I feel dizzy and weak and it's so bad I want to eat a fucking dead animal.


GRRRRRRRRRRR!



*bares teeth*





Anyone want to give me a cookie?

 

[Mensa]

It's so bad I want to eat a fucking dead animal.

If the animal is dead, how could it be fucking??

 

[Guest]

How bout I donate a body part or two for you to ravish?

hehehe

 

[Starfish]

Yum..... Cept I'll be very abusive because I am a grumpy, angery, bitter bitch, all because I am having vegitable soup and a few crackers, instead of a big hunk of herb buttered bread and bowl of broiled mozzerella covered French onion soup.

 

[lobito]

Fishie, I feel for you girl. *handing over a plateful of freshly baked choco chip cookies*.

I don't eat much anymore either, in an attempt to lose weight, which really isn't helping my health at all.

 

[Guest]

Yum..... Cept I'll be very abusive because I am a grumpy, angery, bitter bitch, all because I am having vegitable soup and a few crackers, instead of a big hunk of herb buttered bread and bowl of broiled mozzerella covered French onion soup.

That's ok! I'm a masochist!

 

[Starfish]

Raindancer, it's settled then.... STRIP WOMAN!


Lobito, Why are you trying to loose weight??? If you loose anymore weight your sweet ass is gonna vanish.


I have plenty of ass to share though if you run out of yours.

Tits too... and my tummy is really out of shape now, so I'll have to insist that if I share anything with you, that you have to take a little of everything.


I am fucking depressed now. Off to Taiji. Seriously. I didn't go paint before, like I said I was going to, but I can not skip this part of my day.

Ciao.

 

[Guest]

I'll strip for ya, anytime lady!

Go paint. And, please share, later.

 

[lobito]

Raindancer, it's settled then.... STRIP WOMAN!


Lobito, Why are you trying to loose weight??? If you loose anymore weight your sweet ass is gonna vanish.


I have plenty of ass to share though if you run out of yours.

Tits too... and my tummy is really out of shape now, so I'll have to insist that if I share anything with you, that you have to take a little of everything.
Ciao.

anything you feel like sharing with me, I'll not turn down, dear fishie.

And I'm NOT trying to lose my ass, just my tummy. Since I got married, I am the one that gained weight (20 lbs), so I'd like to lose that at least, because I was already 10 lbs over where I wanted to be back then.

Of course making fresh baked cookies every couple of days isn't helping me much. I just hope I can stick to the deal I made with a certain someone here on Lit now.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

STOP IT!

Eat Something, Starfishie!

Just Do Some Isometrics While You Paint And Try To Get Outside to The Fresh Air Fer A ?KM Walk. Pick One Meal That You Are Gonna Eat That Yummy Bread And Motzza, Or Anything Else That Strikes Yer Fancy

Whenever I Am Feeling Lethargic I Pull Out The RAw Red Meat And Chew, Chew, Chew, Til I'm Iron Filled And Energetic!

But You, Dear Gretchie, Are A Veggie Chick! sooo....Maybe Tofu?

Do NOT Deny Yourself In This Department Unless You're Obese... And You CERTAINLY ARE NOT!

Have I Told You Lately?

NICE TITS!

 

[Starfish]

Thank you RNAB.

You're right about not starving myself. I am not either. Actully I had so much broth that I am fucking stuffed.

I know what is going on...

I am panicing because this is the first actual day of my 'diet' and I am going through that worried feeling like smokers go through when they quit (that was last year). It is a crutch like fear. I just took off my training wheels fear.

FEAR THAT MY ASS ISN'T GOING TO FIT IN THIS CHAIR ANYMORE!
(My super big rocker chair is being overhauled because it is old and decrepit and I am in one of those stupid normal computer chairs [that is usually my sewing chair] right now.)


Oh, and I am fat, and getting fatter. It is soooooo easy to get fat.

I love Macaroons (they are a big part of the current problem). The month of december was MACAROON MONTH!

I really like pecan pie, and cheesy noodles, and fried eggrolls, and veggie potstickers.



Okay, well, here is Starfish's diet plan, and when I was younger, this made me loose and loose, and I only felt weird for the first two weeks of my diet, until I adjusted.

Wake up: Coffee (I am not giving up my cream or sugar)

Breakfast: Fresh fruit of anykind.... Grapes, apples, Oranges, Naners, whatever. Vanilla Yogurt.

Lunch: Sandwich or Soup. If it is something bad, I just eat less of it. More Fruit. A salad, or steamed greens.

Dinner: Whatever I want, but if it is unhealthy, then I have to eat only a small amount.

Snacks: I always have veggies cut up and cleaned. I make a soy dressing that is very low fat, and I can dip.

This way then I won't go hungry, but I'll try to eat healthier things, so I can have more of it, then if it were an unhealthy food, where I force myself to eat less out of guilt.

Guilt is my friend. I don't know what, exactly, the cause of why I am feeling guilty is, but if I want to look like my av, but with my sized tities, then well, I have to diet. ALOT!


Anyway, dinner is only 3 or 4 hours away, and I feel totally stuffed right now, so this could be okay afterall.


Hey, and I didn't even have breakfast today, because I am mensi and when I get mensi, I get nauseated in the morning.