On a dare

[juvare]

Well, I (claiming to be "self") have proclaimed (To announce officially and publicly; declare) to be your biggest fan (short for fanatic: marked by excessive enthusiasm and often intense uncritical devotion).

Did that help? hahahahahahahahahahaha

Smart ass!

Come devote yourself...

 

[juvare]

Hmm... got big palms here.

Let me see!

 

[juvare]

Your wish is my command lol

While I know that odd things get me off, it's always nice to be around people that don't care and will just go with it.

 

[juvare]

Happy Valentines Day!!

I meant to paint a red heart over my heart and take a pic but I got distracted.

 

[rktktvi]

Happy Valentines Day!!

I meant to paint a red heart over my heart and take a pic but I got distracted.

We'll just imagine it. Happy Valentines Day to you too!

 

[purfecthost]

While I know that odd things get me off, it's always nice to be around people that don't care and will just go with it.

I'll have a go at most things lol

 

[haha_on_me]

Smart ass!

Come devote yourself...

Oh admit it, you love a smart ass. hahaha

Mmmmm devote myself. I could have fun devoting.

 

[juvare]

We'll just imagine it. Happy Valentines Day to you too!

Hey, I like the new AV.

 

[juvare]

I'll have a go at most things lol

Haha, me too!

I always say things need to be tried at minimum three times. Something that seems really great or really bad might just be a fluke.

 

[juvare]

Oh admit it, you love a smart ass. hahaha

Mmmmm devote myself. I could have fun devoting.

I really do.

Yes. Yes, you could.

 

[purfecthost]

Haha, me too!

I always say things need to be tried at minimum three times. Something that seems really great or really bad might just be a fluke.

You're right

 

[juvare]

You're right

I often am ;-)

 

[purfecthost]

I often am ;-)

How's you sweetie?
Hope your week is going well

 

[juvare]

How's you sweetie?
Hope your week is going well

Going great, thanks! How's you?

 

[purfecthost]

Going great, thanks! How's you?

Am good thanks
Relaxing and chilling lol

 

[juvare]

Am good thanks
Relaxing and chilling lol

You're welcome. Yeah, a bit delayed. Haha

 

[purfecthost]

You're welcome. Yeah, a bit delayed. Haha

WB
Hope all is good with you

 

[juvare]

WB
Hope all is good with you

All is, thank you!

 

[purfecthost]

All is, thank you!

Good
Hope you weekend is going well

 

[juvare]

Good
Hope you weekend is going well

It's a very, very busy weekend. Full of obligations and errands.

Which begs the question, why oh why do I have to be so frickin' insanely horny on a weekend that I, literally, do not have any time available to get down?

 

[purfecthost]

It's a very, very busy weekend. Full of obligations and errands.

Which begs the question, why oh why do I have to be so frickin' insanely horny on a weekend that I, literally, do not have any time available to get down?

That is just typical of real-life sweetie lol
If you'd all the time in the world you'd prob not feel as horny lol

 

[juvare]

That is just typical of real-life sweetie lol
If you'd all the time in the world you'd prob not feel as horny lol

idk, I have this feeling a lot.

 

[rktktvi]

It's a very, very busy weekend. Full of obligations and errands.

Which begs the question, why oh why do I have to be so frickin' insanely horny on a weekend that I, literally, do not have any time available to get down?

Insanely horny happens... at the worst times. Kinda like when you're on a roadtrip and need to pee, but there's no exit for 20 miles.

 

[purfecthost]

idk, I have this feeling a lot.

wooo hooo
lucky you

 

[juvare]

Insanely horny happens... at the worst times. Kinda like when you're on a roadtrip and need to pee, but there's no exit for 20 miles.

Much easier to navigate as a dude than a girl.

If you whined about it on a roadtrip with my grandmother, she would pull over and have every expectation that you would wave your ass out the side of the open car door and do your business. Haha