OMGsheathOMG!!!

[Spenser41]

Hi all

When I first show the title... I thought ... mmm Sheath has got someone all hot and bothered. Then I re-read the post and... I think it is about friendship but not sure. The phone sex thing kind of threw me off. BUT I will say this... Intrigued's AV is so dang hot! I love the tan lines. I grew up in the days where tan lines were hot and most women had them instead of the tanning booths and no lines.
Thanks for a great thrill!

 

[Guest]

 

[firefighter02]

Okay, so far we have golf clubs, firefighter helmets, cameras, sitting in the corner with paper towels, spankings and drunken revelry. Oh, and an obscure reference to buffaloes.
Did I miss anything?

Gee a lot went on last night while I was doing my laundry and cleaning my bathroom.

Carry on.

Don't forget the bucket of ice.

 

[firefighter02]

With their tongues?

Uh Huh Come here I'll show you

 

[intrigued]

I am gone for a few days and this is what I find!
You people are kinky as fuck.
I feel right at home.

Some points:
I fucking hate golf.
Buffalo? Have you seen one of those things up close???
I think we need a valid definition of helmet as used in this thread.
I get to personally inspect...all ...photographers...I mean, equipment!

Is this a threesome or an orgy or something else?
(I am not sure sheath will let me play that much. )

Carry on, President Intrigued will oversee.
Just tell me where to be and when to show up.

I suggest you just freeze in your tracks before I get whiplash! Damn, give a girl a minute to catch her breath and take a little look see. *sigh*

You have been missed.

String Man, I really don't think I could pull off a threesome myself, least of all with you because I would surely die on the spot...and I'm the type that lives for nookie, ya know? But nookie with you would be the end of me. It would probably be just as well, as I would be no good for anyone else after you.
I'm thinking we could all fool around a little, especially after I slip a little something in your drinks when no one is peeking. I realize that will be very hard to do, for neither of you will be able to take your eyes off me. Hey, I know! I could run screaming through the house " A plane, a plane, look---it's a plane!" and slip us all into something a little cozier when you guys run to the window. Damn, I am a brilliant mind, huh?

I truly am at your service.
I do hope you have noticed my very professional manner in your absence. Did you see my fine print?? Didn't I lure them in like I do men to me??? As it stands, I am really warming up to this being your President stuff...it's kinda bringing out the Domme in me.

 

[Guest]

 

[intrigued]

<snip>
I get to personally inspect...all ...photographers...I mean, equipment!

Carry on, President Intrigued will oversee.
Just tell me where to be and when to show up.

Ok, there really is only so much a fine, fine girl as myself can take, Mr. hersixstring.

You last posted about very personally and thoroughly inspecting all presidential nomininees. I am TOO sorry, but I didn't receive an inspection of any sort, as I am certain I would have felt a little jolt or something. Yet, here you are inspecting the photographer, as if your president is suddenly invisible?????

Man ,you are like a roller coaster ride, and I can see you are gonna be a very bad boy, and far too tough to handle. But you see Mr. string, I've handled the best, and I'll whip you into shape in no time.


Step this way....it's time you took your president a bit more seriously.

 

[Guest]

 

[intrigued]

You really know how to make a man feel like Superman, don't you, darlin'?

Only if he is you.

I mean, this lusting for you has gone on from second one...I'm a little pent up here, ya know.

 

[intrigued]

Oh, inspections have not happened yet. You are first in line when they do. I was simply stating that all official photograph...ers...equipment had to be inspected as well.

I have special plans for you .
why be president if you cannot get the perks that come along with it?



All double meanings fully intended.

Stepping your way...what do you intend to do with me?

Oh sir, if all goes well, we'll both be doing things to eachother. No worries, I start out very, very gentle, but in a few, all bets are off.

See, you being who you are, and me being YOUR president, I'm thinking we each could learn a few things from the other. Isn't it cool being all open minded like??

 

[intrigued]

OKOK, for starters, could you maybe just stand there and look at me a moment? See, in the past, this has always done magical things to men, and I'd be remiss to not offer you this same courtesy.
But if I dare gaze back at you, there is gonna be some serious trouble!

 

[SXCRgirl]

Oh, inspections have not happened yet. You are first in line when they do. I was simply stating that all official photograph...ers...equipment had to be inspected as well.

Inspect away sir.

I'm sure that after your thorough inspection of my ... equipment, you will find that it is satisfactory to your ... requirements.

If there are some items that need special attention, please do not hesitate to let me know.

Oh and another thing kind sir, just to let you know, I am the ONLY official photographer. Everyone else is just a cheap imitation. Take no substitutes!

However, sorry to have taken up much of your time ... please continue on Madam President, CEO and ... YOU.

 

[SXCRgirl]

Uh Huh Come here I'll show you

I think that we will need more than just the corner for you to give me the full effect of that. However for starters ... it will do.

 

[sheath]

So now I'm wondering exactly what a CEO does?

It had better be GOOD. lol

S.

 

[TNRkitect2b]

CEO

C auses E nourmous O rgasms

 

[firefighter02]

I think that we will need more than just the corner for you to give me the full effect of that. However for starters ... it will do.

Corner, table, chair, shower, back porch, on a buffalo, hood of a car during a thunderstorm, on top of the fire truck..hell you name it..

Somehow I have trouble standing close enough to the corner..I keep bumping into things.

FF

 

[sheath]

CEO

C auses E nourmous O rgasms

LMAO!

If that is the case, I am IN, baby.

S.

 

[SXCRgirl]

Corner, table, chair, shower, back porch, on a buffalo, hood of a car during a thunderstorm, on top of the fire truck..hell you name it..

Somehow I have trouble standing close enough to the corner..I keep bumping into things.

FF

Mmmmmmm, fire truck. Now that's got possibilities.

Problem with the corner? I've got a solution. You need to turn around and face me then you won't be bumping into the corner. However, there will be other things that will require your immediate attention.

 

[firefighter02]

Lord almighty!


Better take a step or three back when I turn around....

 

[sheath]

LMFAO!

S.

 

[firefighter02]

LMFAO!

S.

Could that be nervous laughter??

 

[sheath]

Could that be nervous laughter??

Don't start with me.

S.

 

[intrigued]

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LOL, I was trying to edit my typos because I was half asleep when I posted all this, but I posted instead of editing.

I am so very embarrassed now.

 

[intrigued]

Re: Hi all

When I first show the title... I thought ... mmm Sheath has got someone all hot and bothered. Then I re-read the post and... I think it is about friendship but not sure. The phone sex thing kind of threw me off. BUT I will say this... Intrigued's AV is so dang hot! I love the tan lines. I grew up in the days where tan lines were hot and most women had them instead of the tanning booths and no lines.
Thanks for a great thrill!

Why certainly, thank you for being thrilled!

I've been curious for quite awhile now, so I may as well ask you. Are you that ISP customer service rep that I spent so much time with on the phone about a year and a half ago, that I ended up inviting to lit?

No, sheath and I didn't have phone sex, it was a reference to not having such a cool convo with someone SINCE the last time I had phone sex with my boyfriend. See? Nothing to kinky there...yet.

 

[Spenser41]

Re: Re: Hi all

Why certainly, thank you for being thrilled!

I've been curious for quite awhile now, so I may as well ask you. Are you that ISP customer service rep that I spent so much time with on the phone about a year and a half ago, that I ended up inviting to lit?

No, sheath and I didn't have phone sex, it was a reference to not having such a cool convo with someone SINCE the last time I had phone sex with my boyfriend. See? Nothing to kinky there...yet.

Mmmm not that I know of. Now I do help people on the phone with computer problems but that is usually after they find out I am a computer tech and then ask if they can call me for help or they IM me for help. So.... I don't think so. You know I am trying to remember how I got to lit but for the life of me I don't remember.