OMG! They've discovered how to stop aging!

[Weird Harold]

TLC is airing a show on aging. So far, they've gone on and on and on and on ad nauseum about how metabolizing Oxygen creates free radicals that destroy cells and cause aging. One scientist even went so far as to say,"there should be a warning label on the atmosphere!

I think I've seen enough to learn the two lessons this show has to teach:

1: As long as you continue to brethe, you will continue to age.

2: If you stop breathing, aging will stop.

 

[deliciously_naughty]

Oh no...not another thread about free radicals and cells!!! Can we please not talk about terrorism tonight?

 

[Never]

Discovered?
Please.. that's an old discovery.

`Seven years and six months!' Humpty Dumpty repeated
thoughtfully. `An uncomfortable sort of age. Now if you'd asked
MY advice, I'd have said "Leave off at seven"--but it's too
late now.'

`I never ask advice about growing,' Alice said indignantly.

`Too proud?' the other inquired.

Alice felt even more indignant at this suggestion. `I mean,'
she said, `that one can't help growing older.'

`ONE can't, perhaps,' said Humpty Dumpty, `but TWO can. With
proper assistance, you might have left off at seven.'

 

[morninggirl5]

With those choices, i'll continue to get older. No contest.

 

[deliciously_naughty]

I don't know about older...but wiser would be nice. Although I'm only going on 24...25 would be nice though(lower insurance rates, can rent cars anywhere)

 

[Autumn1]

Stopping the ageing process is really quite simple.You need only
to convince your inner self that you will get no older.

Then while your body disintegrates around you,your inner self will remain forever young.

 

[Weird Harold]

Stopping the ageing process is really quite simple.You need only
to convince your inner self that you will get no older.

That's true. You're never too old to have a happy childhood.

 

[shyybabe]

That's true. You're never too old to have a happy childhood.

And in your second childhood you don't make the same mistakes you did in your first. (hopefully)

 

[MissTaken]

TLC is airing a show on aging. So far, they've gone on and on and on and on ad nauseum about how metabolizing Oxygen creates free radicals that destroy cells and cause aging. One scientist even went so far as to say,"there should be a warning label on the atmosphere!

I think I've seen enough to learn the two lessons this show has to teach:

1: As long as you continue to brethe, you will continue to age.

2: If you stop breathing, aging will stop.

Ummm Is it me? That seems to be a no brainer.

Stop breathing.
Dying.

No more birthday parties with nekkid ladies popping out of the cake?

BTW, I love breathing and will accept aging as a necessary evil.

 

[weed]

Breath deeper. Age longer.

 

[Dillinger]

Pretty much explains it all, doesn't it? *lol*