JazzManJim
On the Downbeat
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The weather reports are calling for snow, starting sometime tonight, and going all the way through Sunday, with the hardest snow happening all day Sunday.
The forecast calls for (in my burg) 8-12 inches, at last note, but it could snow as much as THIRTEEN THOUSAND FEET!
I'm woefully undersupplied in the milk, bread, toilet paper, and diaper departments. I'm feeling the urge to plastic up my apartment, just in case this is an Al Qaeda terrorist snowfall, but I don't have the regulation grey duct tape. I have BLACK instead! BLACK'S no good! Germs can get right through black tape. I didn't know! Damn the DHS for not telling me!!
I only have ninety seven or so gallons of water and enough canned food to make me the next Chef Boyardee. I have enough gauze bandages on hand to mummify the British Royal Family and their serving staff.
And yet, I feel panicked. Horribly panicked. Terribly panicked. Terrorists and snow. Snow and terrorists.
Maybe I should turn off the news for a while tonight, hmm?
The forecast calls for (in my burg) 8-12 inches, at last note, but it could snow as much as THIRTEEN THOUSAND FEET!
I'm woefully undersupplied in the milk, bread, toilet paper, and diaper departments. I'm feeling the urge to plastic up my apartment, just in case this is an Al Qaeda terrorist snowfall, but I don't have the regulation grey duct tape. I have BLACK instead! BLACK'S no good! Germs can get right through black tape. I didn't know! Damn the DHS for not telling me!!
I only have ninety seven or so gallons of water and enough canned food to make me the next Chef Boyardee. I have enough gauze bandages on hand to mummify the British Royal Family and their serving staff.
And yet, I feel panicked. Horribly panicked. Terribly panicked. Terrorists and snow. Snow and terrorists.
Maybe I should turn off the news for a while tonight, hmm?
