Olivianna's Guide to Warming the Hearts of Those You Love!

[Olivianna]

Be sure to drain off all excess blood, if you're worried about Kashrut. Marinating the heart for several hours in a melange composed of red wine and dried herbs will produce a delicious aroma when heated later. I prefer to cook over a gas stove, though electric will do if that's all you've got. Microwaves should be avoided completely. Internal organs are delicacies and should be treated as such - take the time to slow cook in a pan or at 325 degrees in the oven.

 

[Angel]

So you're saying this works better with the hearts of those you love rather than the hearts of people you just can't stand?

 

[Problem Child]

Olivianna, you seem to have a lot of guides.

 

[Olivianna]

So you're saying this works better with the hearts of those you love rather than the hearts of people you just can't stand?

It depends on your preference, really. Some people live by the maxim "you are what you eat."

I would suppose that one could make the argument that it could work well in either case. Who am I to make the final judgment?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I hate it when you leave the hearts wrapped in tin foil in the back of fridge until they look like I don't know what.

 

[Purple Haze]

Any tips for backyard charcoal grilling?

 

[Olivianna]

Olivianna, you seem to have a lot of guides.

And your AV has a smarmy expression on his face.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

is she trying to take Martha Stewarts place? I hear there is a spot open on the NYSE if this is the case.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Any tips for backyard charcoal grilling?

First of all, you're using too much lighter fluid. And you gotta make a pyramid. You know what? Get out of there, let me do it...

 

[Problem Child]

And your AV has a smarmy expression on his face.

I'll take smarmy over dollie any month of the decade.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Oooh, good recipe. I'll have to try that. Hey, PC, you gonna be busy this evening? Mind if I come over?

 

[Angel]

I'll take smarmy over dollie any month of the decade.

Behave yourself, or I'll make you a PC dollie!

 

[Purple Haze]

What, no worcestershire?

Are you insane?

Go play lawn darts...

 

[Olivianna]

I'll take smarmy over dollie any month of the decade.

Smarmy's good. I wear the penguin to over-compensate for my lack of cuteness. I've got smarm up the wazoo.

 

[Problem Child]

Oooh, good recipe. I'll have to try that. Hey, PC, you gonna be busy this evening? Mind if I come over?

No. Tú tienes un germen mal en su cabeza.

 

[Problem Child]

...I've got smarm up the wazoo.

Thank you for my new title. I think I like you.

 

[Problem Child]

Behave yourself, or I'll make you a PC dollie!

I'd rather you made me your personal fucktoy, but I'll take what I can get from the genius girl with the wonderful full breasts.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I have a bad germ in his head? Um. Okay...


Meecheehanan nomee spainuh halsoo upsuh.

 

[Olivianna]

Thank you for my new title. I think I like you.

I'm flattered (really). I like the editing job you did with it. Kazoo just sounds more sinister than wazoo.

 

[Problem Child]

I have a bad germ in his head? Um. Okay...


Meecheehanan nomul spainuh halsoo upsuh.

Su can mean his, her, its, their, and your.

I have no idea what you gibberished at me though.

 

[Angel]

I'd rather you made me your personal fucktoy, but I'll take what I can get from the genius girl with the wonderful full breasts.

I tried, but that hot Vixen chick keeps distracting me. Thank Gawd KM keeps getting in my way with that.

 

[Problem Child]

I'm flattered (really). I like the editing job you did with it. Kazoo just sounds more sinister than wazoo.

Actually that was my screw-up, but I think I'll keep it that way.

 

[KillerMuffin]

You need to speak more clearly for Babblefish, PC, otherwise you'll be mistranslated.

I only speak English and a non-romanized language so my gibberish is un-translatable to non-speakers. Sorry, baby.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

What, no worcestershire?

You're supposed to pierce the meat with a fork and marinate for three hours in the fridge, what's the matter with you? That's it, go inside and snap beans for your mother.

 

[Problem Child]

You need to speak more clearly for Babblefish, PC, otherwise you'll be mistranslated.

I only speak English and a non-romanized language so my gibberish is un-translatable to non-speakers. Sorry, baby.

Shut up and say something really fucking nasty to me in Korean, you hot mama-san!