Olivianna!

[Rubyfruit]

You're frightening me.

 

[Olivianna]

Sweetie, it's just me.

I'm just pooped from all my schoolwork.

 

[LukkyKnight]

You're frightening me.

They eyes, or the frog thing?

 

[Pyper]

Funny, when I'm pooped my eyes started glowing white too. Hm.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Sweetie, it's just me.

Okay, but I still think I'm going to have nightmares tonight.

 

[LukkyKnight]

I think yours get kinda bulged-out looking, too, Pyper.

 

[Pyper]

I think yours get kinda bulged-out looking, too, Pyper.

And my skin takes on a strange felt texture...

 

[LukkyKnight]

How long have you felt that way?

 

[Olivianna]

Funny, when I'm pooped my eyes started glowing white too. Hm.

Wow. With your super-pale skin, you eyes probably just melt into your face.

 

[Agent99]

Oh, Livvie!

I never knew you were so pretty.

That face.

Those eyes!

 

[hogjack]

Flesh Feast

Miss Liv definitely was an extra in George Romero's third zombie film, "Day of the Dead".

According to reports she was a total diva refusing to leave her trailer for one scene until Romero agreed that her hair not require an unkempt zombie-look.

 

[Pyper]

How long have you felt that way?

*GROAN*

 

[Rubyfruit]

Those eyes!

They are mesmerizing...

 

[Olivianna]

LOOK INTO MY EYES...

 

[Pyper]

I have to ask, what is that on your shoulder, Olivianna? A gerbil? *squints* A ding-dong?

 

[Agent99]

Just one question...

Is this how your lover knows when to ejaculate?

"Don't shoot until you see the whites of her eyes!"

 

[LukkyKnight]

Just one question...

Can I groan now, Pyper?

 

[Rubyfruit]

I have to ask, what is that on your shoulder, Olivianna? A gerbil? *squints* A ding-dong?

It looks a lot like one of the mice living in my garage.

 

[Olivianna]

I have to ask, what is that on your shoulder, Olivianna? A gerbil? *squints* A ding-dong?

It's the bolt that keeps my shoulder joint intact. Weird, I know, but my parents did things the old-fashioned way. You wouldn't believe how annoying it is to have all of my shirts and sweaters custom made...

 

[Pyper]

Can I groan now, Pyper?

Please do.

Olivianna- your last name wouldn't happen to be Fr...nah, couldn't be.

 

[LukkyKnight]

It looks a lot like one of the mice living in my garage.

Are those fuckers still out there, Ruby?

 

[hogjack]

Might be a different instruction

Just one question...

Is this how your lover knows when to ejaculate?

"Don't shoot until you see the whites of her eyes!"

I think it's "Don't shoot into the whites of her eyes!". Not without expressed permission or at least a nod of affirmation.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Are those fuckers still out there, Ruby?

At least one more, Lukky. A dark one like Liv's pet.

Caught two in the traps though.....*shivers*

 

[LukkyKnight]

Maybe you could get Olivianna to come spend one night out in your garage. If they got half a look at her eyes they'd hightail it for the next county I betcha.

 

[Olivianna]

Look, just because I lack irises and pupils, and therefore my eyeballs glow in a disturbing manner doesn't mean that I enjoy sitting in people's dark garages all night scaring away mice. That is, unless the price is right.