older men

[Blue Dolphin]

The dream is with me once again,
and poems will I write,
to honour thee oh dolphin sweet,
with poetry that's not trite.

I love to write verse to all you see,
but, I need to find a trigger,
and as I read your verse sweet dolph,
my manhood was growing bigger.

So therefore did I write this back,
so that you would be aware,
whenever you want, need a man for sex,
call me honey, I'll be there!!


The Big Salami has written..................and hopes it scans properly!

Hate to disappoint you BS

BD is 100% male
and straight as an arrow

 

[big salami]

Hey, I'll take the Englishmen...ok, so I've got an accent fetish lol

Any fetishist is ok with me sweet subbie! accents notwithstanding, when you are coming over to see us in the UK, I would love to meet you! I am Dom and I would really like to meet a sub from the US as I have never been priveleged enough to have received the gift of an american sub lady's submission!

The Big Salami has spoken..................................and has stirrings!

 

[LunarKitten]

so if I speak "properly" to you my Lady, I may be in with somewhat of a chance??

Frankly my dear, I wonder about the veracity of such a statement!!


The Big Salami has spoken........and has left the plum in his mouth!

I thought the plum was supposed to go elsewhere

*runs and hides*

 

[big salami]

Hate to disappoint you BS


LOL, that'll teach me to take the time and trouble to read profiles in the future won't it but, yours gives no indication that I can see and if i may say so, there are things in your writings that misled me!!

Oh, and just to keep the record straight, I am 100% straight too, No ofrence buddy!! *Handshake*


The Big Salami has spoken................................and has a red face!



BD is 100% male
and straight as an arrow

 

[LunarKitten]

Any fetishist is ok with me sweet subbie! accents notwithstanding, when you are coming over to see us in the UK, I would love to meet you! I am Dom and I would really like to meet a sub from the US as I have never been priveleged enough to have received the gift of an american sub lady's submission!

The Big Salami has spoken..................................and has stirrings!

Mmmm...thank you very much for the offer. One day I will make it over to visit all my UK friends strung from one end to the other. *huggles*

 

[Blue Dolphin]

NP BS

I changed profile btw
so at least something was acheived
^5

 

[big salami]

NP BS

I changed profile btw
so at least something was acheived
^5

Aha, thought I was going potty for a minute!!

In that case, ignore my grovelling PM!! Roflmao!!

The Big Salami has spoken.........and is feeling not quite so stupid!

 

[Maxell46]

LOL...all these englishmen here...where are all the new yorkers?????

We're here ..........

 

[big salami]

Come and see me Honey and we'll just see how many places we can find to hide all sorts of fruit about your person!! (Yummy, Yummy!)

I thought the plum was supposed to go elsewhere

*runs and hides*

The Big Salami has spoken..............................................................
..........................................and is thinking about his sausage now!

 

[Maxell46]

Hate to disappoint you BS

BD is 100% male
and straight as an arrow

HAW!
You guys crack me up!!!!
I'm reading the Salami's reply and thinkin "...this guy thinks the Blue D is a woman............."

Classic!!!! I was truly LMAO

I do wish folks would put more effort into their profile.There are times when you have no clue if the person is male/female/unich..........

 

[Missingmeds]

I usually try to get my gender in my title. But it is also in my profile under bio.

I hope noone mistakes me for a male.

 

[big salami]

Hiya Max,
I agree buddy but, anyone can make a mistake so, we have both decided to forgive and forget and BD has altered his profile so there should be no more "mixups"
I for one will not be making any future overtures to dolphins without some pretty stringent medical examinations!! Pmsl.



The Big Salami has spoken..............................................................
............................................and is gonna learn to sex amphibians!

HAW!
You guys crack me up!!!!
I'm reading the Salami's reply and thinkin "...this guy thinks the Blue D is a woman............."

Classic!!!! I was truly LMAO

I do wish folks would put more effort into their profile.There are times when you have no clue if the person is male/female/unich..........

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by big salami
Hiya Max,
I agree buddy but, anyone can make a mistake so, we have both decided to forgive and forget and BD has altered his profile so there should be no more "mixups"
I for one will not be making any future overtures to dolphins without some pretty stringent medical examinations!! Pmsl.



The Big Salami has spoken..............................................................
............................................and is gonna learn to sex amphibians!

well believe it or not i was asked if i was male or female too so it happens.....it was funny too...I was sitting here thinking wow the BS is a switch hitter.....LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

 

[Maxell46]

You need to watch out for those Red Porpoises also Big Salami

 

[big salami]

Heck, it's certainly hard to get an impartial critique on some poetic effort these days huh? LOL


The Big Salami has spoken..............................................................
...................and still doesn't know whether to give up the day job!

HAW!
You guys crack me up!!!!
I'm reading the Salami's reply and thinkin "...this guy thinks the Blue D is a woman............."

Classic!!!! I was truly LMAO

I do wish folks would put more effort into their profile.There are times when you have no clue if the person is male/female/unich..........

 

[Missingmeds]

Hiya Max,
I agree buddy but, anyone can make a mistake so, we have both decided to forgive and forget and BD has altered his profile so there should be no more "mixups"
I for one will not be making any future overtures to dolphins without some pretty stringent medical examinations!! Pmsl.



The Big Salami has spoken..............................................................
............................................and is gonna learn to sex amphibians!

Big Salami, I hate to disagree with you or correct you but dolphins are mammals. They are air breathing and warm blooded.

Frogs are amphibians.

 

[big salami]

well believe it or not i was asked if i was male or female too so it happens.....it was funny too...I was sitting here thinking wow the BS is a switch hitter.....LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Me?? a switch hitter???????? Oh no honey lamb. very far from that
As far as you can get!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I laughed until I cried when I saw this post DLL, thank you honey!


The Big Salami has chuckled........................and is drying his eyes!

 

[Maxell46]

DLL...I was trying to figure out if perhaps BS liked older men himself
Ya know...putting that Salami wherever he could

OK.........I've busted chops enough but JUST had to add that.

Off to work folks.........have yourselves a good Tuesday!

 

[big salami]

HAHAHA @Max!!

You know Max, one of the best things about us older men ios that we can laugh at ourselves!! but, I don't want to laugh at the sight of another oldie exposing his vital spots for me to aim at, thanks all the same!! LOL


The Big Salami has spoken.........and is hurting from laughing now!

DLL...I was trying to figure out if perhaps BS liked older men himself
Ya know...putting that Salami wherever he could

OK.........I've busted chops enough but JUST had to add that.

Off to work folks.........have yourselves a good Tuesday!

 

[big salami]

I stand corrected MM and although I did know that frogs are amphibians (I've kissed enough of them for gods sake!) and that Dolphins are mammals (I've refused to eat enough of them! )

So, thank you MM, (you are a female aren't you?) and 's to you for taking the trouble to educate me!!

Big Salami, I hate to disagree with you or correct you but dolphins are mammals. They are air breathing and warm blooded.

Frogs are amphibians.

The Big Salami has spoken....................and been corrected AGAIN!

 

[Missingmeds]

Yes BS I am definitely female....no doubt about it...lol. Thank you for the and a couple of 's back to you.

 

[Mary Hall]

The oldest man i like is 51 but the youngest is 23

 

[DLL]

hey Pavarotti just married a women 35 and hes 68...i think thats so cool......

 

[Blue Dolphin]

so
is the bus fixed?
are the seats and beds installed?
we ready to RIDE or what?

 

[Guest 2]

TRUST ME !!

Mr Blue Dolphin is 100% MALE ! And what a male he is !