older men

[Missingmeds]

I have never heard that one, but probably was an older man that said it. I have a friend who wants to find a woman that can do a toothless blowjob.

 

[Nightdive]

How about " Take out your glass eye Momma I need a socket job?"

 

[Missingmeds]

Never heard that one either. lol

 

[Nightdive]

Well you had to have heard this one. " Take out you Belly Button Post Momma I wanna plug your hole".

I think the old guy that wrote that must have been a recent old guy.

 

[Missingmeds]

No, I haven't heard that one either.

 

[Missingmeds]

How is it that 95% of older men can be like most older men on this thread and others are like they are?

 

[Missingmeds]

Bump and a grind back to the front page.

 

[Joey3308]

I can never resist adding a bit of humour


When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now 40 and am looking for a girl with very big tits.

 

[Missingmeds]

Joey, hun, all I see is the dreaded little red x.

 

[Joey3308]

Joey, hun, all I see is the dreaded little red x.

Look again hon...the hand is quicker than the eye

 

[Missingmeds]

I am now 40 and am looking for a girl with very big tits.

Mmmmm...I could fit that bill......depending on how big we are talking here.

 

[twodogs]

Y'all are just super, when i started this thread i thought it would not go any where that i was a old man with a wierd out look on life , but i can see now there is nothing wrong with my way of thinking.
In my case being older i like to go at a relationship like the cold slow and easy you will get more out of it .
I've always thought of the women first when it came to sex and never be dispointed with that thought .
You see i've been on both sides of the fence , when i was 16 a 40 year old woman took me and trained me how to treat a woman and what she realy wanted from a good relationship.
What a leson i was taught so from that point on i set it all in motion ,and what a life it's been.
I can set around with a smile on my face a lot .
So i want to thank y'all for your responce to this it makes this old man smile a lot agin .

 

[Missingmeds]

Happy to oblige you twodogs.

 

[Missingmeds]

Good evening to everyone.

 

[emeraldman]

evening meds.... I too was initiated by an older women, when I was 20, interesting!!
As for no teeth and blowjobs, I here tell there is something to it! lol

 

[Missingmeds]

Good evening emeraldman, good to see you survived today.

 

[emeraldman]

thanks! I just did! Im back at it tomarrow! who says Christmas is easy! I do love it though, and my emeralds do too!
keep warm all of you on a winter's night...

 

[Missingmeds]

Have fun and better you than me. I am just wishing that Christmas was over.

 

[emeraldman]

I know the feeling!! trust me. and Im out tonight ! enjoy the winters night.

 

[Missingmeds]

I always enjoy the night, much better than the day. Have a good one emeraldman.

 

[emeraldman]

I will try, you too!!

 

[Missingmeds]

I am going to enjoy this night like I have so many others.

 

[Joey3308]

I am going to enjoy this night like I have so many others.

So, you're gonna have hot, sweaty, passionate, lustful, screaming, sex huh

Good evening M&M....how is your night really going?

 

[Missingmeds]

So, you're gonna have hot, sweaty, passionate, lustful, screaming, sex huh

Good evening M&M....how is your night really going?

My night went very well Joey. No sex, but I tend to like to take walks when it is quiet outside.

 

[fnnyworld]

WOW

Y'all are just super, when i started this thread i thought it would not go any where that i was a old man with a wierd out look on life , but i can see now there is nothing wrong with my way of thinking.
In my case being older i like to go at a relationship like the cold slow and easy you will get more out of it .
I've always thought of the women first when it came to sex and never be dispointed with that thought .
You see i've been on both sides of the fence , when i was 16 a 40 year old woman took me and trained me how to treat a woman and what she realy wanted from a good relationship.
What a leson i was taught so from that point on i set it all in motion ,and what a life it's been.
I can set around with a smile on my face a lot .
So i want to thank y'all for your responce to this it makes this old man smile a lot agin .

Now where do you live?