Old Wives Tales

[neci]

I'm an old wife, and boy oh boy, the tales I could tell...

there's wisdom in some of those tales.

 

[Bidin~Time]

there's wisdom in some of those tales.

ill-advised shenanigans can teach ya stuff

 

[neci]

ill-advised shenanigans can teach ya stuff

lessons always to be learned.

lives out to be lived.

 

[Saint Peter]

Don't let your alligator mouth get your hummingbird ass into trouble.

 

[mrspank30]

Working a consulting gig in TX this week. Never trust a man with great tits! (he is in our crowd)

 

[spacekowboy]

Never trust a big butt and a smile.

...

This is probably the reason why every relationship I've ever had had failed.

 

[neci]

this hummingbird ass is busy.

 

[neci]

sleeping. and trying out my new machine. so far, i am not impressed. either that, or i just don't care anymore. *grunge.

 

[Bidin~Time]

The number of days in August when there is heavy fog in the morning will equal the number of snows in the coming winter.

 

[Noor]

sleeping. and trying out my new machine. so far, i am not impressed. either that, or i just don't care anymore. *grunge.

what kind of machine?

 

[Bidin~Time]

what kind of machine?

^^this ?

 

[neci]

it's a plugin with attachments. i'm not so amused. maybe i just don't want to get off? i can be very fickle like that.

 

[Disgustipated]

Don't let your alligator mouth get your hummingbird ass into trouble.

I miss vette, too

 

[raindancer]

This is probably the reason why every relationship I've ever had had failed.

You should probably steer clear of me. ( / )

 

[bronzeage]

Old Husband's Tales are no more reliable.

Many years ago, a car battery case was made of a rubber asphalt compound. It conducted small amounts of electric current and would go dead if left on any damp surface. For this reason, batteries were never stored on the floor.

This changed in the 70's when polypropylene plastic was used for battery cases. Going dead on the floor was no longer a problem.

A few years ago, I had a yard sale and there were two new car batteries for sale. They were sitting on the driveway, and at least 5 people stopped to tell me it was bad to leave batteries on the ground.

 

[spacekowboy]

You should probably steer clear of me. ( / )

I'd roll the dice.

 

[wdbtchr]

Old Husband's Tales are no more reliable.

Many years ago, a car battery case was made of a rubber asphalt compound. It conducted small amounts of electric current and would go dead if left on any damp surface. For this reason, batteries were never stored on the floor.

This changed in the 70's when polypropylene plastic was used for battery cases. Going dead on the floor was no longer a problem.

A few years ago, I had a yard sale and there were two new car batteries for sale. They were sitting on the driveway, and at least 5 people stopped to tell me it was bad to leave batteries on the ground.

Well yes and no, true about asphalt cases but can depend on the polypropylene. Battery cases are frequently made from recycled plastic usually the poorer grades. If the plastic source is contaminated, think china sourced. there may be leakage almost as bad as asphalt cases. Why take a chance set it on a board just in case.

Interesting: look up the source of the saying lock, stock and barrel.

What's the difference between a fire plug and a fire hydrant?

 

[Kantarii]

Never trust anything that can bleed for a week and not dieKant

 

[Kantarii]

Never cum in the pussy unless you are comfortable working for nothing for 18 years and losing half the things you never had from the start.Kant

 

[Kantarii]

Never give a man a second chance to make an ass outta you, they will succeed everytimeKant

 

[Hard_Rom]

Girls turn out like their mothers. Interested in a girl. Meet her mum first.

 

[Hard_Rom]

oops doubled

 

[bronzeage]

Well yes and no, true about asphalt cases but can depend on the polypropylene. Battery cases are frequently made from recycled plastic usually the poorer grades. If the plastic source is contaminated, think china sourced. there may be leakage almost as bad as asphalt cases. Why take a chance set it on a board just in case.

Interesting: look up the source of the saying lock, stock and barrel.

What's the difference between a fire plug and a fire hydrant?

See what I mean?

 

[oggbashan]

A Boy Scout is always prepared to remove a stone from a horse's hoof.

Not modern Boy Scouts. They wouldn't know how to lift a horse's hoof even if the horse was standing on the Scout's foot, and they are no longer allowed to carry a suitable implement.

 

[zipman]

so no tales?

The boy who cried wolf?