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I need some help ...

My wife bought this big floppy sun hat to wear for a Caribbean trip we're taking later this winter and the sight of her wearing it brought an old memory/fantasy flashing into my brain.

All I can recall is sneaking a peak at my dad's porn magazine collection, mostly Penthouse but a few Playboys, and there was this pictorial of a "celebrity" that was wearing a big floppy straw sun hat and shaving her pussy on a beach chair. In those pictures they never showed her face just made mention that she was a famous Hollywood type ... which as an adult now was probably BS but hey it leant to the story right?

Unfortunately I don't know which magazine or year this was from exactly. As stated my dad had mostly Penthouse magazines. And given my age I'd say that it was probably mid-80s to early 90s.

If anyone can help me out I'll be really grateful as my wife would be more than willing to help me re-live one of my early masturbation fantasies.
 
Have you tried posting your query on Penthouse and Playboy collectors' sites?
 
She's a fucking witch and needs burning at the stake.
 
It was Bo Derek in Playboy.

I shoplifted it as a very young teen.
 
Definitely not Playboy, but the pussy shaving thing appeared in several magazines in the 80's. It was part of the "Going Pink" war.


Ah yes, the war. Those of us who lived through it have so many stories. We happy few, we band of brothers.
 
Bo Derek was already shaved in that pictorial. She was applying sunscreen.
I'd be more inclined to think he's remembering it slightly wrong after 35 years than that there two pictorials that similar.
 
I'd be more inclined to think he's remembering it slightly wrong after 35 years than that there two pictorials that similar.

Playboy trivia: The January 1960 issue and the January 2013 issue show the exact same amount of pubic hair.
 
Sure. I can see that.

Well, since it was non-existent, I guess I couldn't.

A few weeks ago, I received a truckload of magazines which dated from the 40's up to the 80's. There was about a dozen 1960's and earlier Playboys. Except for a few nipples, here and there, any single issue had less skin than you would see shopping at Target.
 
I blame Penthouse for fucking up my life. I found my Dad's secret stash in the barn loft when I was 12. I blackmailed my Dad into lifting the "No TV" punishment because I'd been hiding my homework. 4 years later, I fell in lust with my 1st wife because she looked like one of those Penthouse models......that's when the real punishment started.
 
I blame Penthouse for fucking up my life. I found my Dad's secret stash in the barn loft when I was 12. I blackmailed my Dad into lifting the "No TV" punishment because I'd been hiding my homework. 4 years later, I fell in lust with my 1st wife because she looked like one of those Penthouse models......that's when the real punishment started.

That's the consequence of letting your little head do the thinking for your big head.

Not that I'd know about that from personal experience, or anything like that.
 
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