Old Sayings translated

[mcfbridge]

An idea for a sort of riddle thread. (I probably need to get a life, since I keep submitting these things, but anyway...)

State a common saying, but state it in the most obsure manner possible. Number them as you submit them.

Feel free to try to figure out what the previous entries were and state your guesses.

I'll place #1.


1. The manure struck the rotarially oscillating atmospheric transfer instrument.

 

[Liar]

For style, change 'manure' to 'fecal matter'

 

[Guest]

here goes

i am repositioning my essence rhythmically to the reverberation of melodies as summarily as i am capable of doing so.

 

[Guest]

Allow not those who are born out of wedlock to lower you to the abyss.

Perdita

 

[Guest]

Allow not those who are born out of wedlock to lower you to the abyss.

Perdita

love it

 

[cloudy]

Existence is as a female canine, until you expire.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

You may conduct an Equine to Dihydroxymonoxide, but you cannot force him to imbibe.

-Colly

 

[Svenskaflicka]

What person would have made the assumption that the male senior citizen's body contained that large amount of bodily fluid?

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Always refrain from presenting vacuum couplers with a consistent fracture

 

[Guest]

The common herbage suitable for grazing animals is perpetually more naïve on the other bounding surface of the barrier that prevents escape or intrusion.

Perdita

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I can expect a future as far away from blessing as possible.

 

[Guest]

Ok, Flicka. I don't get either of your translations.

Sorry, Perdita

 

[Svenskaflicka]

1) Who would have thought the old man had that much blood in him? (MacBeth)
2) I'll be damned.

I didn't get VB's - could someone translate?

 

[Liar]

2) I'll be damned.

That was good.

Fecal excrements deemed, by cardinal or clergy, as being blessed and sacred.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Whoooooo - translate, Liar! I can't bend that far.

 

[Liar]

Whoooooo - translate, Liar! I can't bend that far.

Answer PMed, I'll leave the mystery for the others.

 

[cloudy]

One must osculate a multifarious number of amphibious creatures before one discerns a magnate.

 

[Liar]

Connecting motoric neurons to enable bipedal biological propulsion is not possible until full control of it's quadropedal counterpart is first gained.


ps. Cloudy: Eh?

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

1) Who would have thought the old man had that much blood in him? (MacBeth)
2)... I didn't get VB's - could someone translate?

Always refrain from presenting vacuum couplers with a consistent fracture

"Never give a sucker an even break.


When ascending a hierarchical structure, refuse to allow masculine competitors any insight regarding your whereabouts.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Oh, Liar! That's a typical woman's saying: you have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find a prince.

 

[Liar]

Oh, Liar! That's a typical woman's saying: you have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find a prince.

Just figured it oit, yes. She lost me on osculate.

Hmm. Osculate. I might use that some day.

"Osculate, then copulate."

 

[mcfbridge]

Connecting motoric neurons to enable bipedal biological propulsion is not possible until full control of it's quadropedal counterpart is first gained.


ps. Cloudy: Eh?

Love it you have to crawl before you can walk.


How about:

A person who resides in a transparent crystaline domecile should not hurl sedimentary nor igneous projectiles.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Don't throw stones in a glass house!

 

[minsue]

Allow not those who are born out of wedlock to lower you to the abyss.

Perdita

Love it, love it, love it!!!!!!!!

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Klaxon kaput. Scan for digital message.