Old Ladies Need Loving Too

[sirhugs]

My current sdtory in progress features a rwenty-something hooking up with his best friend's mother, an intentional reversal on the usual daughtewr's BFF hooking up with Dad (of which I have done a number).

That got me thinking that even OLDER ladies need loving too. Like the 70 or 80 year old widows, or the mulitple time divotced woman who can't findmen her age that can keep up to her (may my Grandma be chasing her next hubby in heaven).

Some possibilities:
~ Mrs. Brown makes cookies with an aphrodisic in them, invites the college kid painting the house or butting the grass in gor milk and cookies, hets the cream
~ Ms. White on board ship takes tango lessons
~ The Widow Watson babysits, seduces the dad/hubby, or for that matter, the wide too . Mybe they come home to find she is enjoying the porn channel they subscribe to?
~ the retired teacher picks up her favourite student at the high school reunion. Student is 10 years out of school
~ Granny gets a hot tub. maybe I should cross post this one to the Nude Day Contest Ideas?
~ strip cribbage at the senior center. The youngish recreation therapist loses to the senior card shark(s).

Thoughts? Suggestions? Similar ideas?

 

[Zionisacat]

Lady gets married early and is now Mrs Shfizzlewich. Alas she divorces at 30 but remarries and lives a happy few decades as Mrs Smith. Mr Smith shuffles off the mortal coil leaving her a now 60ish widower. A few years go by and she's ready to re-enter the dating world so she signs up for an over 60s singles cruise, where she hears a long forgotten last name. She meets the new Mrs Schfizzlewich who is unfortunately now a widow as well. They knock back a few pins coladas and share war stories over the husband they have in common and hilarity ensues.

 

[Zionisacat]

Hubby is a college professor and finally takes the plunge and leaves his wife for that slutty freshman. Wife sends him a card saying "You're meant to be a mathematics professor. Everybody knows 18 goes into 72 far more easily than 72 goes into 18." He turn the card over to find the Polaroid showing her with four freshman proving exactly that.

 

[sirhugs]

Hubby is a college professor and finally takes the plunge and leaves his wife for that slutty freshman. Wife sends him a card saying "You're meant to be a mathematics professor. Everybody knows 18 goes into 72 far more easily than 72 goes into 18." He turn the card over to find the Polaroid showing her with four freshman proving exactly that.

I'm no math professor but wouldn't 3 be enough to fill her holes though?

also, though a workable idea, pretty far from my original concept.

 

[Whispor]

This story of mine is relevant: Back Fence Glory Hole

 

[sirhugs]

This story of mine is relevant: Back Fence Glory Hole

well done we all need a neighbour like Dorothy. Did the story take place in Kansas?
curious why you did not put it in Mature category.

 

[soflabbwlvr]

I have a story that fits this prompt: https://literotica.com/s/desperate-measures-the-driver

 

[sirhugs]

I have a story that fits this prompt: https://literotica.com/s/desperate-measures-the-driver

So are you saying we don't need more, or that yours and whispr's prove there is a readership for more?

 

[soflabbwlvr]

So are you saying we don't need more, or that yours and whispr's prove there is a readership for more?

I'm just saying "if that's what you're into, here's one that might scratch your itch."
And if you're interested in writing a story along these lines, there is a readership for it.

 

[rustyjay]

Sweet little granny in the retirement home is really a filthy "fellatrix." She takes out her dentures and blows all the doctors, nurses, and visitors who pass by. Cum crazed 76 year old needs a young stud to stuff her wrinkled grey cooter. Tells her grandson's friends "with a little lube I bet I can still take it up my butt."

 

[Carnevil9]

There's the old joke (is there any other kind?) about the 90-something couple where the husband is leaving the wife for the old lady down the street.

Wife: "Why? What's she got that I ain't got?"
Husband: "Parkinson's."

 

[sirhugs]

There's the old joke (is there any other kind?) about the 90-something couple where the husband is leaving the wife for the old lady down the street.

Wife: "Why? What's she got that I ain't got?"
Husband: "Parkinson's."

Only 738 words to go...

 

[loquere]

Elderly sex is very unappealing, that said if that appeals to you.... proceed.

 

[sirhugs]

Elderly sex is very unappealing, that said if that appeals to you.... proceed.

when I started the thread I thought it was ther great untapped mareket, then I learned where the tap is...