Oklahoma

[bobwhitecrow]

Raises Hand!

How are all you Okie freakers. So anyone getting laid recently?


want to?

Once Sunday night and once Monday night. First time in a month after taking grandaughters back home to Houston.

 

[Dana Gallagher]

Getting Laid...

I haven't had any in a week. I gotta wait two more before I see my man again.

I went to Georgia July 1st through the 4th, to see my sister and her now husband. They got married AFTER my visit. (it was my first plane ride... yes, I'm a geek)

But because of my trip my weekends with the ex got all mixed up. They used to be the same as my friend deborah, but since the trip we have our 'free weekends' opposite of each other.

So I volunteered to take the kids for two weekends in a row so that the weekends would get back on track. Not that it matters, because I only get one day out of the weekend now and that I usually spend with my man.

My ex volunteered to take the kids one extra night out of the week, but he keeps canceling.

So, my getting laid depends on the moods of my exhusband... geez it feels like I'm still married!

 

[bethanyman]

tired of jacking off alone - any females want to join me on a regular basis off line let me know

 

[hockeyguy25]

married guy not getting any either

I'm married and I'm not getting any either. I'm starting to wonder if I was single if I'd get more. probably - haha! oh well. seems wrong to just cheat for sexual fulfilment, but I'm starting to wonder.

peace!

 

[CosmicGirl]

tired...

i'm tired of everything. i'm tired of my horrible job, tired of my horrible apartment, my horrible sex life, my horrible... yup tired of everything.

i need the less horrible people to write about their less horrible lives so that i can attempt to live vicariously.

 

[CosmicGirl]

on the lighter side...

its the weekend! we can sleep as late as we want to and drink whatever we want to. Yay!

 

[Guest]

no topic

 

[bethanyman]

stroking my thick cock alone

 

[okc_gy]

OKC Guy - Bicurious

I've visited here for quite some time. Reading the literotica. A normal, good looking guy ready to take the plunge. Good to see my fellow okies. My yahoo messenger is okc_gy.

 

[hockeyguy25]

its the weekend! we can sleep as late as we want to and drink whatever we want to. Yay!

hope your weekend was good - mine was a little boring and uneventful, but better than being at work! I didn't get to sleep late enough and didn't get to drink enough either!

 

[mikeofokc]

A bit of reality delivered without sanity

As probably the oldest living fossil on this site and living in Oklahoma I sometimes seem compelled to shake free of my self induced Alzheimers condition and post some idiotic form of my mental ward humor or stand upon the nearest soap box to give advise that wasnt asked for and often ignored. Yes today is one of those days. Now where is the damn soap box.

First let me say that I use this site to learn more about sex, love, me and the world around me. I dont use it too seek a hookup for fun and pleasure nor as a way to stroke my ego. I have Rosie for those two task and she can do both without me having to offer my services in public without me having to tell everyone. Well unless of course I just did.

I dont know how lucky you have been from online chat, that may lead to a meeting, that may lead to an encounter that may lead to the check in counter at the local Notel motel, but I have never got even close. Well ok once but I could tell she was a he by the way he walked in heals or maybe she really did have hairy legs and I missed my big chance. It probably doesnt hurt to ask or say your available and Im not critical of anyones intentions who may do that, but this site in particular has some great potential to really help our love lifes be so much better that I sometimes wonder if most people miss seeing the real benefit.

Most of us found this site probably through seeking out erotic stories and the sexual stimulation we found in them. I always heard some saying that great sex was 90% mental and 10% physical and I while it sounded good I didnt understand it even though I was letting my mind explore sex. I couldnt see the forest for the trees condition. Yet I understood the arousal of the mental fantasy and even how during private moments with my woman that those same secret erotic thoughts could improve our experience together. When I got brave enough to share those same thoughts and she share with me her thoughts so that we could each share some common mental vision was when I learned how true that 90% fact was and how much potential pleasure was still waiting for us to discover.

This site shares peoples experiences about those 10% physical techniques. There are some subtle things that I am still learning that even though I was great at sex in my twenties, I am better now. We all make the mistake of thinking we know it all. We all have looked back to some younger age and remembered how we were confident and so sure we knew something only to later discover how much we didnt know. Of course right now we all do the same thing and tomorrow we will again look back to today and shake our heads at ourselves again.

This soap box I am standing on is not meant to make anyone think Im better than anyone else, hell its a soap box, so while I am confident I have also made more mistakes than most and am not better or worse than the next person. I say with all honest and sincerity that there are some unbelieveable pleasures and try joys still waiting to be discovered and experienced by us all. To find them you only need look, learn and not think you know it already.

Ok, I return to you the soap box and anyone can use it. Just dont do like I did once and think that the view as so good from the first step up that I should take a second step. Its just a box after all and that second step into mid air looks kind of stupid but I did score style points for my 360 half pike mid air spin followed with a full monte belly buster landing. I must have finished in the top three because when I regained consciousness in the hospital I was dressed in a white dinner jacket with wrap around sleeves. Obviously they think Im a VIP since they padded my room walls and I have two armed guards watching for my safety all the time. One has a tranquilizer gun and the other has a firehose. So if anyone wants to come see me then come on down and lets do lunch. Its a first class lunch menu too, Jello Shots that nurse Helga delivers via sling shot, but dont be surprised if you have to take a shower and a nap with me also.

 

[CosmicGirl]

hope your weekend was good - mine was a little boring and uneventful, but better than being at work! I didn't get to sleep late enough and didn't get to drink enough either!

Me either. I want a refund.

 

[Dana Gallagher]

I'm married and I'm not getting any either. I'm starting to wonder if I was single if I'd get more. probably - haha! oh well. seems wrong to just cheat for sexual fulfilment, but I'm starting to wonder.

peace!

I'm single w/ kids and I get less than what I did while I was married... and my boyfriend does too, just because we can't see each other that much....

I left the marriage, no cheating needed.... and it was for many more reasons than lack of sexual fullfillment. If Sexual fullfillment was all that mattered in life then I would be still with my ex... I taught him well!

 

[Dana Gallagher]

i'm tired of everything. i'm tired of my horrible job, tired of my horrible apartment, my horrible sex life, my horrible... yup tired of everything.

i need the less horrible people to write about their less horrible lives so that i can attempt to live vicariously.

I don't know if I'm less horrible or not... though I do intend to post about my little life and most does suck a bit... though not all of it.

Stay tuned.... *grinz*

 

[Dana Gallagher]

My first post here--I'm one more Oklahoman on the site. Happily married and very interested in this forum.

Yay more Okies!

stroking my thick cock alone

Ahhh poor baby...

I've visited here for quite some time. Reading the literotica. A normal, good looking guy ready to take the plunge. Good to see my fellow okies. My yahoo messenger is okc_gy.

Welcome!


mikeofokc--Your stuff is too long to quote! Funny as always. Interesting as well.
You should really consider blogging on myspace or something...

Anyways about my sad little life. Well, this weekend was supposed to be my weekend and it would have been three weeks since I've seen my boyfriend. It sucks!

My ex-husband called on Wednesday and canceled on me for the weekend. He said his work is sending him to California. I want to believe that my ex's work is really screwing him over like this, but it's getting hard because basically I'm pissed and want someone to blame. Though if I found out that he's totally bullshitting me and avoiding his children, then well he's just not the man I thought he was....

I know coming from an ex-wife that won't mean much, but really through out the three almost four years we've been seperated/divorced he's proven himself a good father... but if he is bullshitting, then I think he will graduate from ex to pure asshole in my eyes. I know that's how most will view the ex, but I really try not to...

Anyways, I don't know how this is going to work now. Will he take them next weekend? Or will I wait two more weeks, officially having my children for a month straight.

I know, I know I shouldn't gripe and complain... there are mothers out there that have no contact with the ex, what so ever... the ex does nothing. I at least get breaks even if they are occasionally canceled. But damnit this is my life and if I want to have a fucking pitty party I can... and his cancelation is so effecting my relationship... a relationship that's looking like it could be a very good one... on that lasts for awhile (one hopes)

Anyways, I got a secret to tell you. I can't wait until Tuesday, because I will be able to see my boyfriend (names Mike by the way). I arranged this before I knew that my ex was going to cancel... it was all a kind of whim thing.

Mike is a fan of heavy metal. Big time, actually when he can he likes to dress Goth. He says he was Goth before Goth was cool.

Mike is also a big fan of Alice Cooper. He saw Alice once and said he'd never seen anything like it!

I got Tickets to see Alice Cooper on Tuesday, the 22nd. Mike does not know I did this....

So tell me is this too much to do for a dude that I've only been dating for a month and a half (it'll be two months on the twenty-fourth)?

I'm really not a huge fan of heavy metal. I like alternative and stuff, but not really into the heavy stuff.

Though it will be an experience for me, because I have not been to a concert since I was a preteen and that was with my mother and my sister... and those were only country concerts... probably much tamer than Alice will be.

I have arranged for my friend Tracy to watch my children. I'm kinda hoping that my ex might step up and say that he will take the kids on that Tuesday that way I don't have to pay my friend any money.... but the likeliness of that happening....

The one hiccup in this dasterdly plan is that my children start school on Monday. So they will already have gone through two days of school, by the time I'm going to the this concert. I'm hoping to convince my friend Tracy to watch the children all night, so then all I have to do is come over at about 6:30 or 7 am and get them ready and off to school. Also, so I can spend time with my boyfriend.... but I have not heard back from Tracy... she may be avoiding me!

Also, with all of this I have to think of what to tell my parents about staying out on a school night no less. (BTW: I live with my parents along with my children... yay me!) Granted I'm an adult and they are my children and they are being responsibly taken cared for... but still. My parents will say shit!

I know this all is perhaps not the wisest of all moves... I did think about it before I did it... but now the money is spent and I'm not losing out on $64 for a concert I will probably enjoy as well as the surprised look on my boyfriend's face.

A little extra to this surprise is that my boyfriend is also a fan of a band called Wicked Wisdom. This is a metal band that features Jada Pinkett Smith as the lead singer, though she calls herself Jada Koren for the band. I didn't even know that Alice was having a headliner until the tickets were coming out of the printer.

Wicked wisdom is the headliner!

So, guys how should I surprise Mike? Should I hand him the tickets in route. Should I gently take his hand and yell, "Are you ready to rock?" Or should I wait until we are all up at the Brady Theater looking for a parking place? Note: Mike says he has panic attacks on occasion and he hasn't been to a concert since his panic attacks reached this point... so perhaps he might need forewarning.

So tell me am I the shit? Or do I need my head examined?

My stomach has been in knots since I bought those tickets thinking about how this plan could all blow up in my face! But I still think it's ultra cool and can't wait to do it...

 

[bethanyman]

good plan

 

[hugefella]

Hello All, I didn't realize there was a place were okies were talking or I would have been over here sooner. I briefly read through the thread meaning I didn't read every post but I did read a lot of them. I like that there are people from my area chatting about everything. CosmicGirl Hope everything is going good for you sounds like you are depressed by ardmore about as much as a person can be. MissyGail from what I've read from you ya sound like a pretty neat person. Hopefully your sex life will get better for you. By the way I think that it is hot when a woman can ejaculate. I've only been able to get my wife to do it once, but I continue to try and if you still have the video of it I would love to see it.

 

[CosmicGirl]

Working on it...

I'm working on getting my life to a better place. For now I'm stuck in Ardmore, but I'm taking a class every Wednesday. Hopefully by next summer I'll have a new certification and will either get a new job in that field or use the certification with my BA together to springboard myself into another job I've really been wanting to do. Either way I'm not just bitching about it, I'm trying to change it actively.
Otherwise I am still single with no real hopes of that changing. All my friends and family had been saying "ooo, I bet you'll meet the man of your dreams in the class." Welll there are only three guys there: one is a forty year-old married instructor, one is a fifty year-old guy with a lisp, and the other is about twenty-seven, married with an infant. Not my dream guys at all.
The females in the class are relatively as hummorous. There is one who is my grandmother's age taking it for "fun", a thirty-something taking to help with her job, a twenty-something who used to work with the instructor, one who seems like she has not too much at all going for herself- when I shared my profession with the class she wanted to know if I knew her family because they are clients. Then there were five who were ditzy eighteen year-olds who two of which have just had babies... Of course they looked like the sorority girls that were really annoying when I was at OU, even the new mothers looked like they hadn't eaten all week and had spent way too much time with their mirrors.
Does FOX still have the show the Swan? I may need to find out about that or something.

 

[LadyLight]

Another Oklahoman checking in here. I didn't realize there were so many of us in this backwards state. Anyone in the Tulsa area?

 

[Big Ben IV]

Welcome to the thread lady light, I just moved to glenpool, I like this area have lived around tulsa my whole life.

 

[bethanyman]

tired of jacking off alone - any females want to join me on a regular basis off line let me know

 

[hugefella]

Another Oklahoman checking in here. I didn't realize there were so many of us in this backwards state. Anyone in the Tulsa area?

Yep, I am and I know there are a couple of others as well.

 

[hugefella]

I'm working on getting my life to a better place. For now I'm stuck in Ardmore, but I'm taking a class every Wednesday. Hopefully by next summer I'll have a new certification and will either get a new job in that field or use the certification with my BA together to springboard myself into another job I've really been wanting to do. Either way I'm not just bitching about it, I'm trying to change it actively.
Otherwise I am still single with no real hopes of that changing. All my friends and family had been saying "ooo, I bet you'll meet the man of your dreams in the class." Welll there are only three guys there: one is a forty year-old married instructor, one is a fifty year-old guy with a lisp, and the other is about twenty-seven, married with an infant. Not my dream guys at all.
The females in the class are relatively as hummorous. There is one who is my grandmother's age taking it for "fun", a thirty-something taking to help with her job, a twenty-something who used to work with the instructor, one who seems like she has not too much at all going for herself- when I shared my profession with the class she wanted to know if I knew her family because they are clients. Then there were five who were ditzy eighteen year-olds who two of which have just had babies... Of course they looked like the sorority girls that were really annoying when I was at OU, even the new mothers looked like they hadn't eaten all week and had spent way too much time with their mirrors.
Does FOX still have the show the Swan? I may need to find out about that or something.

I know how depressing it is. I was there once. I moved from a small hole in the ground town in SE Arkansas and there wasn't very much prospect for me when I was there. Just don't let it bum you too much. Life is to short for that.

 

[CosmicGirl]

the town is not the worst part.

The job is the worst part of being here. This job exists in every county of Oklahoma. I would hate life because of this job no matter where I was doing it. I hate 99.9 percent of all people. I used to like people. Its really depressing to hate people and hate what you do all day, everyday. Again I'm taking a class so hopefully I can move on.

 

[CosmicGirl]

Missy-Gail...

hey lady, how stoked was the boyfriend? it sounded like a really thoughtful plan... hope you both had a blast.