Okie lit-together?

[bobwhitecrow]

11th and Sheridan

Wow... If ya didn't know any better you'd think I'd never been to a strip club....


... Oh yea, I haven't...

I went to that ONE before it became totaly nude and I wouldn't have recommended it then. I don't know for sure, but I think it is worse now.

Ritz Caberet was my club of choice when I was going to them. Then I moved to Texas and someone there pointed out to me, that you spend a lot of money and you still have to go home and jerk off. So why not just rent a porn video and jerk off. It's a whole lot cheaper. He had a point.

Nite Trips in Tulsa has fairly classy women, but the table dances were too expensive. I haven't been to one in at least three year or four years so I can't tell you what they are like now. Ritz used to have three "stages" and fairly inexpensive table dances and they didn't hassle you with tip jars. They did try to hussle drinks, but that is how they make the bulk of their money.

 

[Ms_Toy]

Wow... If ya didn't know any better you'd think I'd never been to a strip club....


... Oh yea, I haven't...

Your not alone there Koleck, I haven't either

 

[Dana Gallagher]

Wow... If ya didn't know any better you'd think I'd never been to a strip club....


... Oh yea, I haven't...

REALLY.... well, either have I....

 

[koleck]

I think 3 people is grounds for starting a club!

 

[Dana Gallagher]

I think 3 people is grounds for starting a club!

The 'Never been to a strip club' Club..... Ha! We could ruin our club with one field trip!

Well, I've seen a stripper once... my friend on her eightteenth birthday her mom got her a stripper... and well the mother didn't think the stripper was good-looking enough so she called up whereever she'd gotten him from and demanded her money back...

You know what... they gave it to her!

The rest of us didn't think he was all that and a bag of dorritos either, but one of my friends was mezmerized by how fast his hips moved.....

 

[Ms_Toy]

Ohhhhh,
Fast moving hips can be a very, very good thing!

 

[cad_programmer]

Hey missy

I can't seem to find the time or date here. Help. My schedule has changed and I may be able to make it.

 

[bobwhitecrow]

How old do you think I am?

A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000
and feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at a
newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the sales
clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think
I am?"

"About 35," was the reply.

"I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy. After that
he goes into McDonalds for lunch, and asks the order taker the same
question, to which the reply is, "Oh you look about 29". "I am
actually 47" This makes him feel really good. While standing at
the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question.

She replies, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when
I was young there was a sure way of telling a mans age. If I put
my hand down your trousers in ten minutes I will be able to tell your
exact age."

As there was no one around, the man thought why not and let her slip
her hand down his pants. After ten minutes of intimate massaging
later the old lady says, "OK, it's done. You are 47."

Stunned the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?"

The old lady replies, "I was behind you in McDonalds."

 

[bobwhitecrow]

Native Americans

A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy and bring him back to their camp to meet the chief. The chief says to the cowboy, “You going to die. But, we sorry for you, so we give you one wish a day for three days. On sundown of third day, you will die.

What is first wish?” The cowboy says, “I want to see my horse.”

The Indians get his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse’s ear and whispers something, then slaps the horse on the back. The horse takes off. Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked blonde. She jumps off the horse and goes into the teepee with the cowboy.

The Indians look at each other, figuring, “Typical white man - can only think of one thing.

“The second day, the chief says, “What your wish today?”

The cowboy says, “I want to see my horse again.”

The Indians bring him his horse. The cowboy leans over to the horse and whispers something in the horse’s ear, then slaps it on the back.

Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked redhead. She gets off and goes in the teepee with the cowboy.

The Indians shake their heads, figuring, “Typical white man - going to die tomorrow and can only think of one thing.”

The last day comes, and the chief says, “This your last wish, white man. What you want?

“The cowboy says, “I want to see my horse again.” The Indians bring him his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse by both ears, twists them hard and yells, “Read my lips! POSSE, damn it!

 

[Dana Gallagher]

I can't seem to find the time or date here. Help. My schedule has changed and I may be able to make it.

Well, it's SUPPOSED to be May 28th at 5pm, or at least that's the plan, but I don't know where... somewhere in OKC.... I guess!

The BB sounds like a pain in the ass... the guy I called acted like the 28th was soooo busy and IF we made a reservation all we would get would be the dinning area with everyone else.... we could do a private party only we'd have to spend the mininmum of $400 dollars on food!!! Anyways, I wanted suggestions for new places and ideas...

Esha promised some hook ups, but I don't know where she's gone... I pm'ed, I sent feedback.... I dunno....

 

[Dana Gallagher]

Ohhhhh,
Fast moving hips can be a very, very good thing!

Oh yes....

Ha, his hips moved so fast, I thought his package might get whipflash....

humm... I found the video of that party the other day.... I should watch it just so I can laugh at my seventeen year old self and my virginal (not for long) red face

 

[Dana Gallagher]

A VISITOR'S GUIDE TO TULSA



1. First you must learn to pronounce the city name. It is TULL-SA and it does not matter how people pronounce it in other places.

2. Tulsa has its own version of traffic rules. Never forget that downtown Tulsa is composed entirely of one way streets. The only way to get out of the center of town is to turn around and start over when you reach the river.


3. All directions start with, "Go down Memorial"


4. Memorial has no beginning and no end.

5.The 8:00am rush hour is from 6:30 to 9:30am. The 5:00pm rush hour
is from 3:30 to 6:30pm. Friday's rush hour starts on Thursday
morning.

6. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you cannot be from Tulsa.

7. Sapulpa Road can only be pronounced by a native, so do not
attempt the phonetic pronunciation. People will simply tilt
their heads to the right and stare at you.

8. The falling of one snowflake causes all traffic to immediately
cease. Fortunately all schools, businesses and city government
close when the word snow is mentioned.

9. Construction on the Broken Arrow Expressway is a way of life and
a permanent form of entertainment.

10. Many bizarre sights can be explained simply by uttering the
phrase, "Oh, we're in Brookside"

11. Construction crews aren't doing their job properly unless they
close down all lanes except one during rush hour.

12. If someone actually has their turn signal on, it was probably
left on at the factory where the car was made.

13. Buying a Tulsa street map is a waste of money since the
termination or continuation of any street is entirely at the
discretion of the Streets Department of the City.

14. Asking directions will help you get acquainted with the numerous
recent residents. It will not be any help at all for finding the
address you seek.

15. Tulsa natives are so rare that they are listed on the endangered
species list. (I'm on that list) Even they can't help with directions,
however most streets are named after other cities to welcome you.

16. What you need to know when arriving at the Airport: Your arrival
gate is at least 32 miles away from the Airport parking. Walking
shoes are advised.

17. Never honk your horn at another car in traffic. The bumper
sticker that reads,"Keep honking, I'm reloading" is considered a
fair warning.

18. Exit and entry ramps on the expressway are just the recommended
way of entering and exiting, feel free to exit at any grassy
point you wish.
__________________

 

[Dana Gallagher]

*sigh* Update

I still don't know if this is happening or not.... I haven't talked to Ms. Esha yet....

I think the plans are still the same, just don't know of a location....

I'll let you know as soon as I get a clue...

I was thinking, since all of you are interested in an Okie lit-together perhaps we could make a place for all of us to get together online....

There's a ton and a half of Oklahoma or Tulsa related yahoo groups, I'm a member to several myself... and they have social get togethers and such nearly each week...

I was thinking perhaps we or I could start up a yahoo group just for Okie (and midwesterners) lit members....

I don't know it just seems easier and plus I could just send that link to the group to everyone that says they are from Oklahoma ...

anyways, I doubt anyone has sent me any mail, but I don't think the email I got through lit is working right... I've sent myself several emails and haven't recieved them....

 

[bobwhitecrow]

Let's see ...

I still don't know if this is happening or not.... I haven't talked to Ms. Esha yet....

I think the plans are still the same, just don't know of a location....

I'll let you know as soon as I get a clue...

I was thinking, since all of you are interested in an Okie lit-together perhaps we could make a place for all of us to get together online....

There's a ton and a half of Oklahoma or Tulsa related yahoo groups, I'm a member to several myself... and they have social get togethers and such nearly each week...

I was thinking perhaps we or I could start up a yahoo group just for Okie (and midwesterners) lit members....

I don't know it just seems easier and plus I could just send that link to the group to everyone that says they are from Oklahoma ...

anyways, I doubt anyone has sent me any mail, but I don't think the email I got through lit is working right... I've sent myself several emails and haven't recieved them....

Strokes Chin

I believe 05/28 would be next Saturday? Hmmmmmm . . . anyone from OKC have any better suggestions for a place for our get together? I have cleared my calendar. I'm pretty easy. Have van, will travel.

 

[Dana Gallagher]

Strokes Chin

I believe 05/28 would be next Saturday? Hmmmmmm . . . anyone from OKC have any better suggestions for a place for our get together? I have cleared my calendar. I'm pretty easy. Have van, will travel.

*sigh*

I'm gonna be known as the lit-together hostess that went limp... ha ha!


I guess if I wanna plan this in the future I'm gonna have to come up with a better plan... I thought I'd put it to everyone and we'd all be the host or hostess... sort of...

I think perhaps if we plan this in the future then we should just have the day, time, and location set in stone... no putting to a vote or nothing... here it is be there or be square...

Hey you OKCer's is there a Denny's down there? There has to be a Denny's!

I wonder if they could seat 20 or so people at around 5pm on a Saturday?

I dunno!

Anyone want the conselation prize, of an Okie lit yahoo group... I'm a member to a few and they arrange get togethers and everything... just imagine all of us in one group, then if someone was having a barbeque in Skiatook, or Sapulpa... or whereever, they could get up on the yahoo group and post their plans and anyone that could make it could come...

It might be slightly easier to reach every Okie litzer all at once....

 

[bobwhitecrow]

Things All Okies KNOW!!!

Armadillos sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air.

Roadrunners don't say "Beep Beep."

There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Oklahoma.

There are 10,000 types of spiders and a All 10,000 live in Oklahoma,
plus a couple no one's seen before.

Possums will eat anything. Armadillos love to dig holes under tomato
plants.

If it grows...it sticks. If it crawls...it bites.

Nothing will kill a mesquite tree!

Oklahoma has 5 seasons:
~Spring, Feb 16 to April 15
~Summer, April 16 to July 15 (temp 90 to 98 degrees)
~Super Summer, July 16 to Sept 10 (temp 100 to 115 degrees)
~Summer, Sept. 11 to Oct 1 (temp 90 to 98 degrees)
~Fall, Oct 2 to Dec. 1
~Winter Dec. 2 to Feb 15

"Onced" and "Twiced" are words.

Fireants consider your flesh as a picnic.

"Coldbeer" is one word.

People actually grow and eat okra...

When the world ends, only cockroaches and mesquite trees will survive.

When you live in the country, you don't have to buy a dog. People drop
them off at your gate in the middle of the night!

The sound of coyotes howling at night only sounds good for the first
couple of weeks.

When a buzzard sits on the fence and stares at you, it's time to go the
doctor.

"Fixinto" is one word, as is "goan" - go on, or "comon" - come on.

The word dinner is confusing. There's only lunch and then there's
supper.

"Backards and forards" means I know everything about you.

"Jeet?" is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?"

You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it
is.

You work until you're done or it's too dark to see.

You've had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

Stores don't have bags; they have sacks.

All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable,
grain, insect or animal.

You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
unlocked!

You carry jumper cables in your car ... for your OWN car.

You know what "cow tipping" and "snipe hunting" is.

You know whether another Oklahoman is from east, west, north, or south
Oklahoma as soon as they open their mouth.

There is a Dairy Queen in every town with a population of 1000 or more.

Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite past-time.

You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good chili
weather.

A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop . it's a "Coke",
regardless of brand or flavor.(1 exception -- sometimes called a "Sody
Water")

You understand these jokes and forward them to your friends from
Oklahoma...and other folks if you believe they might have visited
Oklahoma or just sorta' understand them, anyway!!!

 

[Ms_Toy]

Okie Lit-together

Ok folks, tomorrow is the 28th. D-Day of sorts. As to the location suggested of Denny's, there are several all over the city. Come on folks! This sounded like to good of an idea to let it fall apart at the last minute.

Anyway, hope it still happens myself.

 

[Mr. Crimson]

I got busy and forgot all about it, did it happen? If it did, how did it go?

 

[Dana Gallagher]

I got busy and forgot all about it, did it happen? If it did, how did it go?

Note from the major screwup: Nope it didn't happen, you didn't miss a damn thing!

 

[Mr. Crimson]

Oh well, I imagine it would be tough to have somebody in Tulsa planning for something in OKC, maybe next time.

 

[Silent_Shadow]

Hi all.. *waves hand* im still willing to meet up... I only have staurdays off tho.. X_X... just give me a shout out and let me know whats up..

 

[Mr. Crimson]

Hi all.. *waves hand* im still willing to meet up... I only have staurdays off tho.. X_X... just give me a shout out and let me know whats up..

We'll have to see if people are still interested in trying it again