Okay, what's the truth about pussy shaving?

thebullet

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I'm embarrassed to admit that I've never seen a shaved pussy in person.

I was watching a movie the other day called Ready to Wear. It had just about every star in Hollywood and beyond in it - everyone. Linda Hunt, Sally kellerman, Marcello Mastraionni, Sophia Loren, Kim Bassinger, Forrest Whitaker, Tracy Ullman, Tim Robbins, Julia Roberts, Terri Garr - like everyone, man.

Anyway, the flick concluded with a fashion show in which all the models were totally nude. We're talkin' like two dozen beautiful women in the buff.

In the interests of research, I carefully studied each and every pussy as it paraded by. Not one of those two dozen pussies was shaved! Geez, if Naomi Campbell doesn't shave her pussy, who does?

I've concluded that the shaved pussy is a myth.

Tell me I'm wrong.
 
thebullet said:
I'm embarrassed to admit that I've never seen a shaved pussy in person.

I was watching a movie the other day called Ready to Wear. It had just about every star in Hollywood and beyond in it - everyone. Linda Hunt, Sally kellerman, Marcello Mastraionni, Sophia Loren, Kim Bassinger, Forrest Whitaker, Tracy Ullman, Tim Robbins, Julia Roberts, Terri Garr - like everyone, man.

Anyway, the flick concluded with a fashion show in which all the models were totally nude. We're talkin' like two dozen beautiful women in the buff.

In the interests of research, I carefully studied each and every pussy as it paraded by. Not one of those two dozen pussies was shaved! Geez, if Naomi Campbell doesn't shave her pussy, who does?

I've concluded that the shaved pussy is a myth.

Tell me I'm wrong.

Well...you're wrong. So far I've been fortunate enough to have lovely women who shave their pussy. I'll go down on a woman quicker than a 50 cent draft beer goes down at happy hour when her pussy is shaved. My favorite time is immediately after a woman shaves and gets out of the tub. I know it's clean, smooth, and every so delicious. :)
 
Jesus! I have enough trouble getting them to take a bath.

Shaving one is not something I'm willing to attempt.

Oh, wait. We're talking about different things here. Never mind.
 
I'm in total agreement with rikaaim here. I do have two built in exceptions, but with reason.

Blondes and Redheads with carpet matching the curtains do not have to shave. Trim, sure, because having your mom tell you there's a pube in your teeth is fuckin' weird....and no, it wasn't one of hers, perverts.

The less hair to have to chew through to get to the sweet fruit contained therein, the better.

rgraham, yes. Different kind of cat.
 
RG the bunny is totally out of this game...

Shaving a red one is a definite no no.. I've been married thee times and all three have been redheads... "sigh" never ever a dull moment...

Yes there are shaved ones out there... Terri Garr was raised catty corner across the street from me.. lol at her grandmothers house and when she was a senor in High school it was as slick as a babies bottom...

Damn, I hate it when I post drunk.. i can't keep my fingers quiet....
 
I shaved, but it itched so damned much that I just let it grow back in. When I get brave, I am going to have it waxed. just to see if it is as awful as shaving. until then I use clippers to keep it shorn neatly and leave it. (I am a natural blonde;))
 
TxRad said:
Terri Garr was raised catty corner across the street from me.. lol at her grandmothers house and when she was a senor in High school it was as slick as a babies bottom...

Geez, unfortunately Terri Garr wasn't on the runway during that movie. Now that's one pussy I've always wanted to see.
 
I'm not a fan of shaved pussy. Then again, I'm not sexually aroused by 9 year old girls.
 
I shave beneath, I leave a swatch above my clit.

I still look grown up yet it makes for incredible oral sex.

No PH in the teeth, ya see.
 
I grew up in a time when it was much more unusual then it is now, but I have to say I like it when the area right around the actual labia are shaved. I think I prefer to have some hair left above though...but I am not about to complain regardless...I have done a bit of shaving for her in my life as well and I found it incredibly arrousing. Some of that had to do with the trust I was being showed, some with the sensitivity of a freshly shaved area...
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
I shave beneath, I leave a swatch above my clit.

I still look grown up yet it makes for incredible oral sex.

No PH in the teeth, ya see.

Damn, sarahh, after those remarks, I really want to see your liberal pussy.

Actually, I see a liberal pussy every day of my life, (my wife, not me in the mirror). But she's so blonde that shaving would be overkill. I've got more hair on my back than she has on her pussy.

Darn, that's an image I wish I hadn't conjured up.
 
mismused said:
Yes, you are correct, a shaved pussy is a myth. Don't believe any who say otherwise.

Also, don't believe any that purport to tell you that there is something totally magnificent about feeling that sweetest of sensations, the heat pulsing onto your cheek (should you never do that, of course, since it is a myth), with that sense of moisture that clings to it like the finest perfume God (if there is such a crearture) ever allowed any to make.

Oh, and don't believe that feeling the puslsing, or the contractions that wildly course through a thoroughly aroused pussy feel any different than through a carpet. Naw. No way, huh?

Oh, lord, child, don't you know you have to be 18 to be on these boards? Tsk-tsk! Now run along and play with the other children.

(Hope you enjoyed this short disertation on the accuracy of your instincts. )

Mismused: I just have the urge to say fuck you. Not in a negative way, mind you. It's mostly an unachievable yearning.
 
thebullet said:
Damn, sarahh, after those remarks, I really want to see your liberal pussy.

Actually, I see a liberal pussy every day of my life, (my wife, not me in the mirror). But she's so blonde that shaving would be overkill. I've got more hair on my back than she has on her pussy.

Darn, that's an image I wish I hadn't conjured up.

Yeah.
 
A bullet thread that isn't political commentary? I'm not quite sure I believe it, but since I can't find any connection to shaved pussy and the president.

I've been shaved before. There is an increase in tactile sensation, at the cost of itching like mad if you aren't religious in keeping it that way. And it's a bad place to be itching, should you be at work, or in polite company.

Some people do keep it bare, in fact, you have on ocasion traded barbs with a lady who does, but shall remain unnamed.
 
Colleen Thomas said:
A bullet thread that isn't political commentary? I'm not quite sure I believe it, but since I can't find any connection to shaved pussy and the president.

Only if we were talking about shaved apes instead of shaved pussies...
 
Been 100% bare for the past few years -- and I love it (for all the reasons mismused noted & more).

In fact, I'm planning to make it permanent (a la laser).
 
impressive said:
Been 100% bare for the past few years -- and I love it (for all the reasons mismused noted & more).

In fact, I'm planning to make it permanent (a la laser).


Dayummmmmmmm Imp!!
That sure as hell woke me up.
Wish I'd known that in WA......*sigh*......

Then again.....its probably a good thing I didn't. ;)

:kiss:
 
The truth is.........I like it on the mrs (though she's more like sarahh than imp).

Probably should not have read this thread.........gonna be hungry all day. :catroar:
 
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TxRad said:
Shaving a red one is a definite no no..
Great, now you tell me. How long does this take to grow this thing back now again?

See, this is the reason I'd never burn it, or any other hair, away with laser. You never know when you might need it.
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
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I shave beneath, I leave a swatch above my clit.

I still look grown up
...

Exactly!

That's why I like a man to have some hair on his chest. LOL
I don't go for boys. Or maybe I'm just primitive.

:eek: :D
 
Black Tulip said:
Exactly!

That's why I like a man to have some hair on his chest. LOL
I don't go for boys. Or maybe I'm just primitive.

:eek: :D

I assure you, being bare does NOT make me look OR feel child-like! :catroar: ;)
 
It is not a myth. I have been shaving mine since I was 12. It's much cleaner during that time of the month, which all ladies know is nasty enough as is and sex ... well, it's absolutely fantastic! The sensations are so much more intense and my hubby likes going down on me with it nice and clean. :D

If anyone cares to know, I use an Intuition razor and you should put a little baby oil on freshly shaved skin for a few days after. This keeps the itch away and keeps the skin moist so that you don't get ingrown hairs when they regrow.
 
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