Okay time to pull the wagons into a circle and fight!

Rhys

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The second wave of trolls has begun.

I have a flame thrower but I think we should get the women and the small furry defenseless animal types out first...
 
They have broached the garden wall but I think the killer pansies are putting up a hell of a fight!
 
Rhys said:
They have broached the garden wall but I think the killer pansies are putting up a hell of a fight!

I can just see it...

"Give him to me!"

"Why?"

"I want to kiss him"
 
glamorilla said:
i have lube and lots of hemp rope...

Oh yeah. but these fuckers don't need the lube...thats kind.

I am thinking manacles and a whip here...where did I put that BSDM stuff...
 
Jim_Henson said:
I can just see it...

"Give him to me!"

"Why?"

"I want to kiss him"

Yeah well they have garlic breath. It will wilt their hairdos at 5 paces...

the gillyflower patrol has the flaming hairspray...its sooooo not pretty
 
You know what Lit really needs? The ability to just totally ignore threads started by people in your ignore list. That way they won't even show up. Trolls could troll all they wanted, and once they were know to be a troll their threads would just dissapear from the list.

I think it would take much of the incentive out of trolling.
 
Okay everyone, time to get out the big guns...we need the trebuchet with the boiling oil...
and the liberated ladies with bisexual tendencies have all donated their bras to be used as sling shots...

hurry, the slanderous epithet writers league is scribbling as fast as they can but they need help down there!
 
Hmm, I was wondering if my sword collection would ever come in handy.
 
Rhys said:
Okay everyone, time to get out the big guns...we need the trebuchet with the boiling oil...
and the liberated ladies with bisexual tendencies have all donated their bras to be used as sling shots...

hurry, the slanderous epithet writers league is scribbling as fast as they can but they need help down there!

well shucks, does that mean the non bisexual can't help? Give me back my bra then
 
Should I run around topless? Would that help?

I'll distract them while you take out the leader, type thing? :D
 
The flaming queens have got the fires on the boiling oil stoked...so the pitched battle continues...the angry mob of villagers from inside the Literotica castle have gathered pitchforks and have joined the other denizens on the castle wall to hurl silly monty pythonesqe insults at the throng beyond the moat...

But wait, what is that in the sky??? And will someone wake the moat dragon please...I know its overfull from the trolling last time but we really need him...and who has never heard of a hungry dragon anyway?
 
Rhys said:
Okay everyone, time to get out the big guns...we need the trebuchet with the boiling oil...
No need - it is just one guy, and I will give you ten guesses who it is (his initials are H.S.).

He just got tired of everybody ignoring him and is pulling childish little pranks.

This is getting boring *yawn* - I a mgoing to bed and in the morning hopefully Laurel and Manu will have banned his ISP.
 
loads up my bra with a few large rocks (or cannon balls)....


*shwing!*


*thunk*

*painful cry*

Another one bites the dust!
 
Jim_Henson said:
Are they busy licking... or just running braless?

I've heard reports of a tounge lashing down at the south tower but your guess is as good as mine
 
StrawberryPez said:
Should I run around topless? Would that help?

I'll distract them while you take out the leader, type thing? :D

FUCK yes.

Oh, hang on it distracts me...

I dont know how many times I have clicked on the profile to see if Pezzieboobs are up... its getting scary.
 
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