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Sparky Kronkite

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Okay - where to start?

How about here: The platform, the server, the computer, the memory - whatever the heck you call it - that "takes care of the traffic on this board and I presume the rest of Lit - is big right? It can handle this and more - right? No biggie.

Okay, I'm assuming the answer is - right, it can. (continue Spark)

So, I don't get something - lengthy posts, frequent posts, conversational posts………..why not? Why the hell not?

Other than the fact that, "out there in Webland," some sort of "chat etiquette," for lack of a better term, has materialized over the years (And you know, I'd be totally unaware of those specifics of course.) does in fact exist. (Wait, is there a rulebook or something - somebody show me.) Or more directly, some sort of specific chat etiquette had developed pertaining to this specific board.

Then, why, as long as the post is humorous (yes, I know that debatable) or more importantly informative - or both - why not post it on the main board?????

Why not? Is it too much to read? Sure it is……………… so what?

Sure one person's information is another person's droll shit but, but, but………. not to me. Other than certain Troll comments (most of which are pretty damn funny) and other than a few distinctively inane sex questions, of which there are many more. I find most everything here interesting, by degree, in some way shape or form.

Even Canadian Politics. Even cum tasting makes it under my wire of (semi) interesting topics.

(Hmmm?………Cum tasting and Canadian Politics? One and the same?)

So unless somebody can give me a specific, technical reason, or indicate to me that I am making some grand, ignorant blunder by doing so - (Like farting on a crowded subway car.) - I will continue to post most of, "what I'm thinking at the time, on any given subject," even if it may be a bit lengthy, or personal to me, or whatever.

So - shoot....... give me some. Am I right or wrong here? Is there something I should know? Am I wearing any cloths? Are they fashionable? I am in New York you know……. black is it.

PS - once again, everyday - Lurker's request!!!! Calling all lurker's. Gimp? What do you think? Scooby, rufstuf, Prussian dude - check it on in. What's happen' baby?

Okay so don't - only if'n yer comfy. But tomorrow the request will come again. Beware!!!!!!!!!!
 
I see nothing wrong with lengthy posts, no matter what the subject. Depending on my mood and the subject, I will read them or skip them. I usually read the first paragraph, if it seems interesting I read on, if not I go back to the board. So as far as I'm concerned, post away Sparky.
 
Fuck it Sparky (Jesus i'm profane the past little while) post as much as you want about whatever you want.

This is far too fluid a medium for non flexible rules and etiquette.

I guess the only thing I find annoying (you've reformed BTW)is when the same person starts a plethora of threads which knock other threads towards the bottom of or for that matter off page 1. When that is done because a poster feels like fucking around I get miffed.

Other than that.... have at it.
 
Yeah.........

That was just new toy enthusiasm, ignorance and a little fucking around too.
 
Hypothawhat?

Sparkling Kumquat said:
So, I don't get something - lengthy posts, frequent posts, conversational posts………..why not? Why the hell not?

Why the hell not? Because it goes against the status quo and that's a big gigantic booboo in any societal setting.

Change scares the fuck out of people. So if you come and rattle the cage and upset the beercart and rock the boat, you are a big nasty doodyhead and *stamping feet* WE DON'T LIKE YOU SO SHUTUP! And all the crapola that's goes along with that. But please stay and for Christ's sake, click the fleepin' banners, mahn. FUCK YOU and we're sorry.

Post away, Spelunking Kumbaya.

Eat more Cream of Wheat, it's good for ya!
 
Yep.....

Somehow the status quo has always alluded me. Not that I've been looking for it much. As for change? Don't know how not to. Otherwise stuff gets boring to me - real fast.

Ya know - rock the boat (just for fun) right up until it takes on water - then - rest a bit and do it again - until - a bigger boat comes along to rock.

To me that's what's fun.
 
Prussian dude huh? Hey, if you want to do a long post, then go for it. why the heck not? The only reason i haven't posted anything long or made a new topic is cause i don't really think i have anything that interesting to say....
 
Fuckin' Bullshit!

Prussian Dude. Everyone has something to say.

Well maybe not Marcel Marseau (have not idea about that spelling) or Emit Kelly (he's dead but I think Jr. carries on the frown)

Have I ever mentioned? I hate mimes!!!!!!! And I can't think of anything more confoundingly confusing than a mime lurker.
 
Sparky.. you're 1 cornfused yank, my boy

if the man (woman, person??) says they don't have anything to say then TAKE THEIR WORD FOR IT!!! haha good grief.. he should know if anyone does right?? lol

oh.. btw ... i really don't have anything to say on the topic either haha
 
lol. At first i had no idea what the topic WAS until i saw some of the replies. and yes i am male SK! :) when i DO have something to say, you will know Sparky!
 
I give up......

Prussian guy - what's an SK?

Southern Kirkistani - South Korean - Simply Kool - Someone Krazy - what?
 
i'm an idiot

okay i was using intials and i just know realized that there are lots of people with the intials SK. i was refering to Savage Kitten that time
 
pffffffftt!

Sparkly Krumpet is the idiot LOL he probally got all thrown off cause I tested him on his usage of "TV"-->

Savage Kitten said:
what the heck is TV anyway? Transgressional Verbage? TransVestite? Termagant Vaginitis??

I thought he totally ignored my reply but I see him here tryin to use my wit... he failed miserably haha

It's ok to use my intials Prussian Ova' Lord dude.. everyone knows its me *wink* (nobody EVER calls Sparky 'SK', we usually call him some kind of deformed derivative of his actual nick hehe)
 
How alliterative "deformed derivative".. :) Okay, so in other words, Sparely Klothed was just giving me a hard time? gotcha....
 
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