Okay, now THIS is weird.

[Homburg]

As I've mentioned before, I am part Japanese. So take all of this with the realisation that I am in no way mocking the people and culture that I am partially descended from.

Anyway, fuck, the Japanese take Weird Sex to a whole new level. It's like there is a government Bureau of Weird Porn in Japan where they pay the finest pervy minds to come up with bizarre shit. And the manner in which they treat said bizarre shit with all due seriousness is equally fascinating. It makes me get all sociological about the weird porn that I'm watching.

Aaaanyway, hit this link:

http://weblog.disgu.st/picture_cache/2010/02/21/658840_rmxlngssj.jpg

What you will find are still photos from the Fuck-1 Grand Prix.

It is ... amazing.

Imagine, if you will, go-kart sized vehicles built on the same sort of running gear as powered wheelchairs. Mounted on top are a variety of platform carrying some variety of fucking machine and a mostly naked Japanese woman being fucked by said fucking machine while racing. Oh, and they wearing collars, ball gags, and leather (ish) cuffs. Two of the karts have a zentai suit clad man fucking the driver instead of a machine.

The objectification of the whole affair is probably what fascinates me. I mean, sure, don't get me wrong, collar-wearing, ball-gaged porn-stars being fucked by the go-karts that they are piloting is pretty damned engaging, but there are multiple levels of psychosexual meaty goodness here.

And for that moment when you decide you want more, here, in all it's 50 minutes of internet glory, is the video:

http://www.drtuber.com/video/6196?aid=24

The best part? The announcers and such treat this with the same sort of reverence that they would treat an actual F-1 race. There is even play-by-play announcing going on during the race. It is all in Japanese, so no bloody clue what they're saying, but, hey, the subject matter is engrossing anyway.

Around 22 minutes in, there is a collision between the two karts what have the zentai guys on them, and a "crash cart" is driven out by a woman in a nurse outfit. I about died laughing.

Enjoy.


ETA: Did I mention that there are fans cheering it on from the stands? Talk about some exhibition.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

And damn their pixelation laws!

 

[rosco rathbone]

A perverse race. I often feel a deep kinship with their attitudes.

 

[satindesire]

A perverse race. I often feel a deep kinship with their attitudes.

*laughing facepalm* God, you are so bizarre sometimes, Rosc.

It sounds more like something hilarious to watch instead of hot porn, but I won't know til I can watch it.

 

[Homburg]

It sounds more like something hilarious to watch instead of hot porn, but I won't know til I can watch it.

It is absurd, so both hilarious and oddly intriguing.

 

[satindesire]

It is absurd, so both hilarious and oddly intriguing.

There are few things better in life than sex and laughter.

.....

I'm random today.

 

[CutieMouse]

Two sentences into Homburg's post, I thought "this has Rosco's kink written aaallllllll over it."

 

[satindesire]

Two sentences into Homburg's post, I thought "this has Rosco's kink written aaallllllll over it."

If he hadn't come in before the 10th post, I would have died from shock.

 

[rosco rathbone]

The absurdity tickles my absurdity bone, but it's the weird misogyny and tendency to objectify others that resonates.

 

[Homburg]

Two sentences into Homburg's post, I thought "this has Rosco's kink written aaallllllll over it."

Heh, I thought of Rosco within seconds of seeing the photos. It has a bit of a House of Gord vibe about it, and I figure that's right up his alley as well.

ETA - http://www.houseofgord.com/ for those who have not seen it.

 

[00Syd]

I've seen that before. I love Japanese Porn. My favorite is this gameshow-porn, where the contestent is some hot chick (duh) who is strapped to a little car that's at the top of a slide. She is asked some questions, and as soon as she gets a question wrong, the car is pushed down the slide, and a bunch of dudes dressed entirely in black body suits, covering them from head to toe, rush the car and gangrape her.

Both hot and hilarious.

 

[satindesire]

I've seen that before. I love Japanese Porn. My favorite is this gameshow-porn, where the contestent is some hot chick (duh) who is strapped to a little car that's at the top of a slide. She is asked some questions, and as soon as she gets a question wrong, the car is pushed down the slide, and a bunch of dudes dressed entirely in black body suits, covering them from head to toe, rush the car and gangrape her.

Both hot and hilarious.

Hrm. *strokes chin* Do they ever have non-Asians on the show?

 

[FungiUg]

Jaysus fookin' christ! Now there's a sport I could get into.

I'm sure one of those drivers looked blissed out...

 

[Netzach]

I was recently sent a different gem - a newscaster, female, very standard, is reading what I don't know - it sounds like she's reading AP wire.

Guys run over and jizz all over her face every minute or so, and the broadcast goes on.

This works for me.

 

[Daddy2mylilgirl]

I was recently sent a different gem - a newscaster, female, very standard, is reading what I don't know - it sounds like she's reading AP wire.

Guys run over and jizz all over her face every minute or so, and the broadcast goes on.

This works for me.

Announcer Bukkake.

I like when the newscaster gets fucked and has to read on like nothing is happening. Some can hide it better than others, but the best are the ones who can barely read the news while getting fucked. The worst are the ones who read it crystal clear with no emotion like nothing is going on.

EDIT: Ahem.

Not that I watch that kind of stuff or anything....


...a lot.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

If NASCAR spins off a series based on this, it can enlarge its global footprint considerably. Also, Macy's could up the parade viewership: Put them right between the Garfield and Dora balloons.

I was really pulling for car No. 2, sponsored by "PEPEE LOTION" (11:17).

 

[subgrl18]

It reminds me of houseofgord.com I love that website lol turns me on

 

[DVS]

As I've mentioned before, I am part Japanese. So take all of this with the realisation that I am in no way mocking the people and culture that I am partially descended from.

Anyway, fuck, the Japanese take Weird Sex to a whole new level. It's like there is a government Bureau of Weird Porn in Japan where they pay the finest pervy minds to come up with bizarre shit. And the manner in which they treat said bizarre shit with all due seriousness is equally fascinating. It makes me get all sociological about the weird porn that I'm watching.

Aaaanyway, hit this link:

http://weblog.disgu.st/picture_cache/2010/02/21/658840_rmxlngssj.jpg

What you will find are still photos from the Fuck-1 Grand Prix.

It is ... amazing.

Imagine, if you will, go-kart sized vehicles built on the same sort of running gear as powered wheelchairs. Mounted on top are a variety of platform carrying some variety of fucking machine and a mostly naked Japanese woman being fucked by said fucking machine while racing. Oh, and they wearing collars, ball gags, and leather (ish) cuffs. Two of the karts have a zentai suit clad man fucking the driver instead of a machine.

The objectification of the whole affair is probably what fascinates me. I mean, sure, don't get me wrong, collar-wearing, ball-gaged porn-stars being fucked by the go-karts that they are piloting is pretty damned engaging, but there are multiple levels of psychosexual meaty goodness here.

And for that moment when you decide you want more, here, in all it's 50 minutes of internet glory, is the video:

http://www.drtuber.com/video/6196?aid=24

The best part? The announcers and such treat this with the same sort of reverence that they would treat an actual F-1 race. There is even play-by-play announcing going on during the race. It is all in Japanese, so no bloody clue what they're saying, but, hey, the subject matter is engrossing anyway.

Around 22 minutes in, there is a collision between the two karts what have the zentai guys on them, and a "crash cart" is driven out by a woman in a nurse outfit. I about died laughing.

Enjoy.


ETA: Did I mention that there are fans cheering it on from the stands? Talk about some exhibition.

The one that's bent over and getting it doggie style by the cart cam thing...I like to think she's getting it in the ass. If she is, where do I go to get a ticket to one of these races?

 

[Essene]

The one that's bent over and getting it doggie style by the cart cam thing...I like to think she's getting it in the ass. If she is, where do I go to get a ticket to one of these races?

If you build a go-cart, I'll show up...no ticket necessary.

 

[rida]

I'd like to point out that what in English is called "cumming" that sounds like coming ... in Japanese is called "going"

 

[Essene]

I'd like to point out that what in English is called "cumming" that sounds like coming ... in Japanese is called "going"

Wow, that is funny. What is the word/pronunciation?

 

[DVS]

I'd like to point out that what in English is called "cumming" that sounds like coming ... in Japanese is called "going"

But, where are you going, when the fun is just starting to um climax?

 

[DVS]

If you build a go-cart, I'll show up...no ticket necessary.

OK, now you've got me looking for go cart building plans.

 

[DVS]

~ smile ~

 

[where]

I'd want the ninja fucking rather than the machine, I think