Okay, I give up. Tell us guys all the ways in which we're inferior

[Le Jacquelope]

We mature slower than women. Our brains don't mature until age 30. We are more expendable.

Can we get a list here of how many ways women are superior to men?

After that, can you explain to me why you'd ever want an inferior child aka a son? I mean, except to drill into him how inferior he is, when he's an adult?

 

[xssve]

What's so complicated about women? They like shiny objects. Anything else you need to know?

 

[3113]

After that, can you explain to me why you'd ever want an inferior child aka a son?

Because men mature slower, which means a mom can keep her little boy longer (girls want out of the house, boys stick around)--that'd be worth wanting a son for. And as men's brains don't mature until age 30, women get to have a fun young man to play with longer. It makes it much easier to know what to buy a guy for his birthday.

Guys have upper body strength, which means they can sweep you off your feet (way cool!), and that maturing slower means that they can have sex over and over again, and stamina for a nice loooong time, also a plus. And they tend to radiate heat, which keeps a girl warm at night.

They're good at killing spiders, changing light bulbs and and opening jars.

I'm not sure what you mean by "more expendable," except that if you want several babies you need several women but only one guy. That may make men in general expendable, but certain men in specific...nah. There are guys who are irreplaceable.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Because men mature slower, which means a mom can keep her little boy longer (girls want out of the house, boys stick around)--that'd be worth wanting a son for. And as men's brains don't mature until age 30, women get to have a fun young man to play with longer. It makes it much easier to know what to buy a guy for his birthday.

Guys have upper body strength, which means they can sweep you off your feet (way cool!), and that maturing slower means that they can have sex over and over again, and stamina for a nice loooong time, also a plus. And they tend to radiate heat, which keeps a girl warm at night.

They're good at killing spiders, changing light bulbs and and opening jars.

I'm not sure what you mean by "more expendable," except that if you want several babies you need several women but only one guy. That may make men in general expendable, but certain men in specific...nah. There are guys who are irreplaceable.

Are you a lesbian by any chance?
Men's brains mature just as fast as women's, thank you very much. We're just as smart, wise and mature as any female our age.

Perhaps we should reduce male fertility rates to make us LESS expendable... I'd pretty much give anything to see my gender lose that expendability thing.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

"Never give up."- Winston Churchill

See, there's some sound advice. I imagine that ol' Winnie would give any bloke who chose to yield supremacy to the womenfolk a good old-fashioned swift kick in the arse.

Remember what he said to Lady Astor, after she said that if she was his wife, she'd feed him poison.

"If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

 

[rgraham666]

Yet another person on my ignore list.

You lost me when you started calling 3 names, you loon.

Get help.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I think women are bigger and stronger than men.

 

[SweetWitch]

We mature slower than women. Our brains don't mature until age 30. We are more expendable.

Can we get a list here of how many ways women are superior to men?

After that, can you explain to me why you'd ever want an inferior child aka a son? I mean, except to drill into him how inferior he is, when he's an adult?

You sound as if you've had a very rough time, and some very bad relationships. I'm sorry you've been through so much, but I suppose it's all part of life.

My question is, who told you that you're inferior? Another question would be, why did you listen?

 

[TE999]

If this is a Male pity party where are the funny pointed hats and baked crow?

Each sex has his/her redeeming qualities, apart they are self sustaining, merged they are even better. Neither one is superior to the other, just different.

I get tired of comments like this uttered by self pitying nitwits like you...unless this is a play for attention. Either way I find it insulting to men and women.

It's the Iggy button for you, crybaby. Adios.

 

[Shwenn]

Most of us don't think men are inferior to women.

You do mature slower than us but I don't see how that is relevant to anything. If anything, it just makes us tall girls feel super awkward until the boys finally hit their own growth spurt and catch up.

The brain maturing at 30 thing is some untruth somebody thumb sucked. It doesn't even make any sense. By the time we'd done most of our evolving, 30 was life expectancy. And most great scientists do their best work before that age. It isn't true that male brains only mature at 30. It's retarded. Why are you letting that obvious lie piss you off?

If we really thought men were so expendable, why would the government work so hard at keeping us from seeing the bodies of dead soldiers return from the war?

 

[Pure]

nice, 3113!

great posting!

i open many jars and kill spiders around here! also deal with computer snarlups.





Because men mature slower, which means a mom can keep her little boy longer (girls want out of the house, boys stick around)--that'd be worth wanting a son for. And as men's brains don't mature until age 30, women get to have a fun young man to play with longer. It makes it much easier to know what to buy a guy for his birthday.

Guys have upper body strength, which means they can sweep you off your feet (way cool!), and that maturing slower means that they can have sex over and over again, and stamina for a nice loooong time, also a plus. And they tend to radiate heat, which keeps a girl warm at night.

They're good at killing spiders, changing light bulbs and and opening jars.

I'm not sure what you mean by "more expendable," except that if you want several babies you need several women but only one guy. That may make men in general expendable, but certain men in specific...nah. There are guys who are irreplaceable.

 

[tickledkitty]

Well, I have a real problem with the toilet seat thing, but I don't think that makes you inferior. Just absent minded and annoying. Definitely not indispensible.

 

[3113]

Men's brains mature just as fast as women's, thank you very much.

Obviously not as you were NOT smart enough to see that I was quoting you--your first post?

We mature slower than women. Our brains don't mature until age 30. We are more expendable.

I was jokingly noting that if you believe such things, they still have advantages.

Men are so clueless.

 

[Shwenn]

Men are so clueless.

Should we take bets on whether Le Jacquelope will think you actually believe men are clueless?

I have $50 says he'll miss that joke, too.

There's gotta be something interesting we can do with this thread.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Are you a lesbian by any chance?

Perfect example of male maturity! Wow! That really proved SOMEBODY'S point - if their point was name calling and other immature behavior is not age dependent!



(and yes, I am a lesbian, thank you very much)

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Should we take bets on whether Le Jacquelope will think you actually believe men are clueless?

I have $50 says he'll miss that joke, too.

There's gotta be something interesting we can do with this thread.

I'm just making popcorn... who's got butter?

 

[Shwenn]

Perfect example of male maturity! Wow! That really proved SOMEBODY'S point - if their point was name calling and other immature behaviour is not age dependent!

He thinks that any woman who doesn't value a man must not be sexually attracted to men.

Clearly Le Jacquelope believes the only thing of any worth in a man is his penis. You have no use for a man's penis if and only if you have no use for a man.

That's a shame.

 

[Safe_Bet]

He thinks that any woman who doesn't value a man must not be sexually attracted to men.

Clearly Le Jacquelope believes the only thing of any worth in a man is his penis. You have no use for a man's penis if and only if you have no use for a man.

That's a shame.

Yup, that's a shame.

I am NOT sexually attracted to men. That certainly doesn't mean that I don't value them or hold a great many of them in very high esteem.

Some of my best pals are guys, and that is not meant in a condescending way. I like them and respect them. They like me and respect me. All of us hold bigoted, contemptuous people in low regard, regardless of gender.

 

[Guest]

Congrats, LT - you've alienated yourself here now, as well.

Try the playground?

 

[redpaint]

Wait a minute who said I have matured, or want to? Let the women drive for awhile I'm tired.

 

[Shwenn]

This is where you belong, LT. Everybody here will agree with you, rally around you, give you all sorts of different ways men are the quintissential victims of the universe:

http://boards.askmen.com/

ENJOY!

 

[bronzeage]

Should we take bets on whether Le Jacquelope will think you actually believe men are clueless?

I have $50 says he'll miss that joke, too.

There's gotta be something interesting we can do with this thread.

You don't understand. This is the Author's Hangout where people love Lt (his former name was LovingTongue).

He comes to the AH, because the people who post here are a cut above your ordinary GB dwarf. On the GB, the people who still read his threads make fun of his insecurities and tall tales, but AH people wouldn't do that.

 

[Shwenn]

Let the women drive for awhile I'm tired.

I'm not sure that's a good idea.

Stereotypes exist for a reason.

A woman has to come forward and just cop to this.

I'll be that woman.

DAMN, do we suck at driving!

Sorry about that.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

DAMN, do we suck at driving!

Sorry about that.

I'm an excellent driver. Excellent driver. Excellent...

 

[Safe_Bet]

I'm not sure that's a good idea.

Stereotypes exist for a reason.

A woman has to come forward and just cop to this.

I'll be that woman.

DAMN, do we suck at driving!

Sorry about that.

WHAT! My strap-on and I have never gotten anything but compliments on our "driving"!

We do suck though!