Ok, Who keeps breaking Lit?

Heavystick spilled his juice on the mother of mother boards, and now its fucking things all up.
 
I don't care who's doing it, but they better knock it off! It's really starting to piss me off!:mad:
 
Gunner Dailey said:
Heavystick spilled his juice on the mother of mother boards, and now its fucking things all up.

Don't pin this shit on me. Dirt monkey.
 
Gunner Dailey said:
Heavystick spilled his juice on the mother of mother boards, and now its fucking things all up.

He is always spilling his juice about.
 
HeavyStick said:
Dirt monkey.

I'm blaming Lavender & Siren, Internet Attorneys @Law.

Consider the following:

1. Both had heavy post counts, which, when replaced by frog tongues, gummed up the servers;

2. Both are hysterical women lawyers (case closed!);

3. Their sapphic experiences, the love that dare not speak its name, had become known to all via PM Net;

4. Lavender had their real names, addresses, phone numbers, social security numbers, course transcripts and daddies' names tattoed on her breast (big breast!)...which was stolen by Lavendar and sold to Hanns on E-Bay;

5. Both pretended to leave, but re-emerged under new identities to continue their clandestine tryst under our noses;

6. Upon descovering Lavender's desire to have a penis grafting (Sunstruck was searching for a donor penis) to inseminate Siren, Siren panicked, fessed up to Wolfy and;

7. It all came tumbling down.

8. And they blame Manu.

9. I like saying "dirt monkey".

10. Ten is the last poignant factoid....treble damages!

Mere coincidence?

I think not.....

Lance
 
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