OK when enough is finally enough.......heated tampons?

*whimper*

Where can I get me some o'them there?

Ok, on second thought my vaginal walls are NOT where my cramping is occurring. How the fuck do they expect to alleviate abdominal and lower back pain with a heated wad of cotton up your hoo-ha? Not to mention the thought of sticking the chemicals required to produce a heating sensation in such an um...vulnerable environment?? Who the fuck thinks this shit up?
 
Until they come up with ones that can do the laundry and all of the other housework, I could give a clot.
 
i just want to add my name to the list of women saying...why?

heated tampons? who would this help? i agree with what nora said. (no..i'm not sucking..well..ok..maybe a little)
 
Starfish said:
Until they come up with ones that can do the laundry and all of the other housework, I could give a clot.


LMAO!

Ok, as a woman vulnerable to hemoraging I'm not even allowed to take too hot a bath when I'm bleeding never mind sticking a heated tampon up my twat.

Sounds HIGHLY suspect to me.
 
Siren said:
dont forget that there is already shit in these tampons to deordorize the bloody twat..........and god knows what long terms effects those have on women.


Wouldnt heat in your pussy make it smell more?


EWWWWW!


This is a joke, right? There can't be such a thing, is there?
 
If this...

... is a plug-in tampon device I would think it would limit mobility a bit.
 
Siren said:
there was a commerical for it.

where it indicated it was to reduce cramps associated with menstration.

and that no one needs to know but you

with a drawing of a woman and heat radiating out of the crotch area.

afraid not, it is some idiot's idea of something a woman would want or need.

Are you sure it wasn't for those new stick-on heating pads?
 
Re: If this...

hogjack said:
... is a plug-in tampon device I would think it would limit mobility a bit.


OSHA wants a GFCI on this device if used in the workplace.
 
I had that idea years ago...

My ex-wife liked me to put my natural tampon in her during her flow, and it made her feel wanted, and relaxed her cramps! We both joked that they needed to make a tampon that would do the same as a cock. I'm a sex fiend and anytime she wanted it, she got it..good! :D
 
All fun aside, this shit sounds potentially hazardous if you ask me.


First of all, higher heat+bacteria or yeast+moisture= Imbalanced NIGHTMARE.

Who is the idiot that thinks that putting something warmer than 98.6 inside a damp, dark orafice is a good idea?
 
Okay, my twat is already hot...how hot are these heated plugs supposed to get anyway?

SW
 
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