Ok thats it.

[Aquila]

I,
Being of sound mind and body, do hereby invest within myself the powers of Emporer of the United States of America, and do hereby give notice to congress, and all arms of the federal government that it is now abolished.

I in my Imperial Majesty order all previous offices of the now abolished federal government to be vacated by no later than 1 january 2003.

All military personel of the now defunct U.S.A. are to report to their commanders for further instructions.

All inmates on with a death sentence are to be screened for DNA testing, and either set free or killed at the result of the test.

All restrictions as to the substances one can imbibe inject or otherwise partake of are now rescinded, however crimes commited while under the influence of substances previously illegal shall result in immediate destruction.

All news and press agencies are no longer held liable to slander or defamation charges.

The code Duelo has been re-enacted.

All citizens of the previous United States of America and all Aliens currently within her borders are by imperial command given citizenship in the Imperial States of America.

 

[CompCowboy]

Hmmm

Does this mean the Republic of Texas is FREEEE??

 

[Aquila]

As my first official decree outside of my investiture as your Imperial Majesty.

I do hereby cut from the I.S.A. the states of Texas and California.

The republic of texas has earned the right to govern herself. and the state of california may now become the communist meca it wishes to be.

 

[CompCowboy]

As my first official decree outside of my investiture as your Imperial Majesty.

I do hereby cut from the I.S.A. the states of Texas and California.

The republic of texas has earned the right to govern herself. and the state of california may now become the communist meca it wishes to be.

Thankyou kind Majesty . . .hopefully we can do business someday. For now, I need to block off that DAMM Oklahoma border!!

 

[bknight2602]

mmmmmm Lets start with the Mexican border first!

 

[littlekateyes]

mmmmmm Lets start with the Mexican border first!

Hey now.

 

[CompCowboy]

Hey now.

Dont worry, your always welcome in our new capital, Waco

 

[bknight2602]

Hey now.

What I say that upset ya?

 

[littlekateyes]

What I say that upset ya?

 

[unclej]

well, now that texas is free i might just appoint myself king and annex mexico. i'm gonna have to check my schedule first though and see if i have time.

 

[Aquila]

As my second edict I do hereby invest lilkateyes as duchess of washington.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Can I be ambassador to some dope smoking island with topless native women? Hell, just decree that all the dopesmokers have to move to Missouri and the women must go topless.

 

[bknight2602]

How are you tonight?

 

[CompCowboy]

well, now that texas is free i might just appoint myself king and annex mexico. i'm gonna have to check my schedule first though and see if i have time.

Sorry, I claimed Texas first . . .I need assistant dictators though. In case I am on vacation and such. hehehe

 

[Aquila]

As my third edict I create the
Marijuana Quality Control Board and Appoint STD as Chairmen.
I do also invest STD as Duke of Missouri

 

[littlekateyes]

As my second edict I do hereby invest lilkateyes as duchess of washington.

Oh ty, can I also be one for Mexico?





Hiya BK

 

[Aquila]

Oh ty, can I also be one for Mexico?





Hiya BK

I would have to conquer mexico first.

 

[bknight2602]

Oh ty, can I also be one for Mexico?

Hiya BK

Pray tell why do you want Mexico?

 

[littlekateyes]

I could help.

 

[littlekateyes]

Pray tell why do you want Mexico?

I have always wanted to go there, and most of my friends live there.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

As my third edict I create the
Marijuana Quality Control Board and Appoint STD as Chairmen.
I do also invest STD as Duke of Missouri

Sweet, we will build a giant bong in your likeness. Since I'm a duke do I have to wear a cowboy hat like John Wayne?

 

[Aquila]

As my fourth edict I do hereby invest lilkateyes with the authority to command the armies of the previous U.S.A. these armies shall be

the 101st airborne
the 93 light infantry
and the quarterhorse cavalry.

 

[bknight2602]

I have always wanted to go there, and most of my friends live there.

I see! Ok we'll work ont eh Oklahoma border first then.

 

[bknight2602]

Sweet, we will build a giant bong in your likeness. Since I'm a duke do I have to wear a cowboy hat like John Wayne?

As long as you cut holes in it for your horns!

 

[Aquila]

Sweet, we will build a giant bong in your likeness. Since I'm a duke do I have to wear a cowboy hat like John Wayne?

you may do whatever you wish duke std