Ok, so I bought a Rodent.

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I bought a "Siamese" Gerbil today. (And yes, I'm getting him a roommate within the next few weeks, probably another young male to prevent cages full of pups - cause if they breed I'm too much of a softy and I would keep them all!)

I'll probably either get another "siamese" or a "pearl".

Anyway, I can't for the life of me think of names.

I need a "Pair" of male names. :D Help!
 
Hmm.

Kid and Rock? No... Pussy and Mullet? No... we want man's names.

Yoyo and Twat?

Dilly and Gnufi. Explain that one to your mother. :D

Maybe they'll be gay and bite each other on the ass all the time, then you can have Ravenloft and Renegade.

Or maybe one will be a smartass and the other a complete philistine, Problem Child and Rick DeVille.

No, wait, a Sweet guy and a jaded bastard, Cheffiepoo and Dixon!

If not Killer and Muffin is fine.
 
LOL.

My mom suggested all of those.


(Er, not the ones Muff suggested :D)
 
Whoa, your mom's on the board? Isn't that fucked up... You didn't accidently cyber with her did you?
 
KillerMuffin said:
Whoa, your mom's on the board? Isn't that fucked up... You didn't accidently cyber with her did you?


Hey I edited! LOL.

No she's not. I toyed with the idea of showing her Lit and then decided against it. I pretty much talk about the same things with her on Lit that I do with her, but I've brought enough people here to post - kinda want to keep the parents far, far away from Lit.

Plus it would be fairly odd to see my friends on Lit flirting with mommy. :eek:
 
Okay, mom is no longer looking over my shoulder! Ignore her and name my rodents!


LOL.

(Just for this, when I get my mice I'm naming them all variations on KillerMuffin)
 
Angel said:
Okay, mom is no longer looking over my shoulder! Ignore her and name my rodents!


LOL.

(Just for this, when I get my mice I'm naming them all variations on KillerMuffin)

would that be likkermuff?
 
KillerMuffin said:
Hmm.

Kid and Rock? No... Pussy and Mullet? No... we want man's names.

Yoyo and Twat?

Dilly and Gnufi. Explain that one to your mother. :D

Maybe they'll be gay and bite each other on the ass all the time, then you can have Ravenloft and Renegade.

Or maybe one will be a smartass and the other a complete philistine, Problem Child and Rick DeVille.

No, wait, a Sweet guy and a jaded bastard, Cheffiepoo and Dixon!

If not Killer and Muffin is fine.

HEY! I resemble that remark!

...I mean...

...Resent?
 
Masters and Johnson?

Yes, I know Johnson was the woman, but it still sounds good!

:)
 
Consider the following ...

Stanley and Livingston
Stan and Ollie (Laurel and Hardy)
Romulus and Reamus (sp)
Peanutbutter and Jelly
Salt and pepper
Frick and Frack
Potaoto and Chip (or Chip and Dip, but chip stays)

and since someone brought up cartoons

Tom and Jerry
Heckel and Jeckyl
Batman and Robin
Pixie and Dixie
QuickDraw and BabbaLouie
Fred and Barney
 
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tweedle dee and tweedle dum.

although that peanut butter and jelly thing....

you could call em PB and Jay

Jay and Silent Bob <grin>
 
getting silly now

Fred and Barney
Tom and Jerry
Rocky and Bullwinkle (sp)
Ben and Jerry (snickers)
Batman and Robin :p
Bartle and James (wine coolers :D)
 
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the itchy and scratchy show
 
Unregistered said:
tweedle dee and tweedle dum.

although that peanut butter and jelly thing....

you could call em PB and Jay

Jay and Silent Bob <grin>

this is me....what a non cookied dork
 
Re: Consider the following ...

ShamelessFlirt said:
Pixie and Dixie

For two rodents, this sounds like the best bet to me. Pixie and Dixie were both male rodents.
 
Re: Re: Consider the following ...

Weird Harold said:


For two rodents, this sounds like the best bet to me. Pixie and Dixie were both male rodents.

The two gophers from BugsBunny

"No, after you"
"No after you I insist"


Their names were Mac and Tosh ...lol

Then there's the indians that were on underdog, the "Go Go Gophers", buck-toothed gopher Indians living in Gopher Gulch fighting with Colonel Kit Coyote. The indians would always say "whoope doopie, me have fun" or sumthin like that.

Would you believe I'm only 37?
 
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