Ok lame...

[saphra]

How to.... upload an avatar??? I can only upload a profile pic.

 

[noobwriter]

I do believe you have to have a minimum of 100 posts before you are allowed an avatar. Might be higher, might be lower. I don't recall exactly but I'm pretty sure there is a minimum.

 

[saphra]

WOW, really? talk about lame. Thanks for the info.

nice pics, btw

 

[Eilan]

WOW, really? talk about lame. Thanks for the info.

Lit has 900,000+ members, most of whom, I'd say, don't have enough posts for an avatar. It would be a waste of bandwidth to allow n00bs to have an av as soon as they join.

Welcome to Lit.

 

[saphra]

Well, I suppose that makes sense. I have only heard n00b on one other site... I'm not sure if I am allowed to post that openly though.

Thanks for the welcome, that is, if it wasn't sarcastic

 

[dave's thing]

I'm sure Eilan was being quite serious in the welcome as is mine to you too. You'll find us all (well most of us.... there are some trolls) quite friendly here. Come to think about it, they do get a little sarcastic over on the General Board (GB). Enjoy uorself and feel free to PM me if you have any questions.
OH.... and a Noobie is just a "new person" here on LIT. I think better then being called a virgin , but that's only my opinion

 

[ApprenticeApril]

aahh... sometimes I would love to be a virgin

then I smack myself

 

[noobwriter]

aahh... sometimes I would love to be a virgin

then I smack myself

Oh to be a virgin again ... lol

 

[CheekyBoots]

How to.... upload an avatar??? I can only upload a profile pic.

Haha, yeah I was so frustrated trying to find how to add an avatar! I tried everything I could possibly think of (including a little voodoo... just in case.) then I asked. Yeah, 100 posts it is.

If you...er... wanna start a little conversation to build our mutual avatar-lust count, I'd love to join ya. Heehee, good luck!

 

[ApprenticeApril]

^^^ no kidding! I have a really good one too, but I'm not that talkative. Plus, I was on here several years ago and I just can't remember the damn password.

 

[CheekyBoots]

^^^ no kidding! I have a really good one too, but I'm not that talkative. Plus, I was on here several years ago and I just can't remember the damn password.

*hijacks to get another post toward 100* April, I freaking your signature! It's like this amalgamation of all world truths balled into one discreet and amusing package! Haha!

 

[ApprenticeApril]

I actually copied off of a girl on another forum I'm on. I can't take credit.
I'm really not that witty. God I wish I was witty.
Oh well, at least I'm cute.

 

[CheekyBoots]

I actually copied off of a girl on another forum I'm on. I can't take credit.
I'm really not that witty. God I wish I was witty.
Oh well, at least I'm cute.

Haha! Yeah, cute always wins! Unfortunately, some of us *ahem, me* are wittier than we are cute. I'd trade with ya any day!

 

[ApprenticeApril]

God I could only imagine how much more money I could make if I was cute AND witty.
Teach me?


Oooh, I just noticed, three away!

 

[CheekyBoots]

God I could only imagine how much more money I could make if I was cute AND witty.
Teach me?


Oooh, I just noticed, three away!

My personal recipe for wit:

1 part cynicism
3 parts quiet sarcasm
2 parts assumption that no one cares what you say, so you might as well say things that will entertain you while you're tolerating a bunch of mindless clones
* 1 pinch macabre humor if desired (dead baby jokes = guaranteed hit)

Stir ingredients thoroughly with an unhealthy obsession for metaphor, and let steep in a brain that views humanity as the embodiment of ignorance. Voila! You now have a fresh warm batch of condescending wit to dump over your friends whenever they misbehave! Enjoy!

And only one.... more.... post to go... SO CLOSE!!!!

 

[ApprenticeApril]

Damn it! The store is fresh out of quiet sarcasm! There's only rocky road left, think that'll do? I really want to get this one right.

 

[CheekyBoots]

Damn it! The store is fresh out of quiet sarcasm! There's only rocky road left, think that'll do? I really want to get this one right.

<--- Ooo, ooo! Look! AV success!

And yes, rocky road sarcasm will work in a pinch. But I suggest you temper it with several tablespoons of uppity-smirk. Helps neutralize the sugar. Low-cal, so you can keep your money-making cuteness.

 

[ApprenticeApril]

I like your selection! Very nice, is that you?

Yeah, I have trouble sticking with the low-cal. I keep telling myself to go get a personal trainer, but I'm too damn lazy. I should work on that.

Right after I finish this bean dip, of course.

 

[CheekyBoots]

I like your selection! Very nice, is that you?

Yeah, I have trouble sticking with the low-cal. I keep telling myself to go get a personal trainer, but I'm too damn lazy. I should work on that.

Right after I finish this bean dip, of course.

Yeppers, that's me and my favorite shoes in the world!

And hey, I've heard that wit-levels counteracts lipids; it turns fat into chiseled muscle! So stick to my recipe, and you'll basically double your awesomeness!

 

[ApprenticeApril]

Sweet. And here I thought it was all the pole tricks that were doing it.
Wow. I know nothing.

Btw, I think we scared everyone away.