Ok, I wanna be a five year old..

[freakygirl]

again at Grandmas house on Thanksgiving Day....sitting at the kids table.. mumbling because I have to sit at the kids table and fighting over my favorite chair with my little brother

This growing up and having to cook Thanksgiving dinner SUCKS!

Good god.. we shop.. we chop.. we saute.. we mix.. we stuff.. we cook..

then it takes 15 minutes to devour it all.. then I'm left doing dishes.. and stuffing all the leftovers in the fridge.

Next year.. I'm going from Halloween straight to Christmas (dinner is at the in laws NO COOKING for me.. hehehe

 

[freakygirl]

I have to go finish making the dressing.. stuffing.. what ever the hell everyone calls it..

It's not making itself..

be back later..

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

One word: "Delivery".

 

[bradley 2002]

new solution

Of course, you could also move to Australia, where it's summer, and no Thanksgiving or Halloween AND no equivelant of Jerry Springer!!!!!

 

[freakygirl]

bradley.. sounds like a plan to me.. shall I stop on my way and pick you up? Or would rather meet me there?

 

[nasty]

Wait a sec...aren't you still 5 years old? Oh...you mean PHYSICALLY!!!!! My mistake.

 

[Wiggles]

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[freakygirl]

Wait a sec...aren't you still 5 years old? Oh...you mean PHYSICALLY!!!!! My mistake.

Poop off...

hmmm doesn't have the same ring as PISS OFF!!!



I love you nasty

 

[freakygirl]

At least you guys get to eat Thanksgiving dinner I have to work all Thanksgiving night.

Well at least I don't have to cook....

wiggles.. where do you work? Sorry you have to work

tell ya what.. I'll have my husband eat enough Thanksgiving dinner for the both of you..

 

[nasty]

Poop off? OH MY!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MidnightAngel]

Freakygurl, I sympathize! Got home from work this evening, baked 4 pies, did laundry, cleaned, etc, etc..

*sigh*......can I be 5 too?

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[freakygirl]

Freakygurl, I sympathize! Got home from work this evening, baked 4 pies, did laundry, cleaned, etc, etc..

*sigh*......can I be 5 too?

cleaned???? OMG.. i knew there was something I was forgetting... oh well... I have 8 (yes EIGHT) kids here tonight. why bother cleaning?

i baked.. 5 pies yesterday.. broke, baked and pureed the pumpkin myself.. cheated on the crust.. god i suck at pie crust making. made 2 pans of banana bars.. 2 of pumpkin bars.. mmmm mmmm mmmm (already hate half of the pumpkin ones )

Today, I made the stuffing.. dressed the turkey (in a really cute lavender colored tutu with lace panties )...made the 5 cup fruit salad.. and sliced the cheeses and meats....I think I'm ready.. I'm sure something will go wrong before tomorrow tho.. *L*

 

[freakygirl]

Question Freakygurl, are you still lusting for HKBJ? Please say it ain't so!

yeah.. it's true.. I'm leaving my husband and kids.. and moving to where ever he lives.. to have his 18 children.. and live in a trailor with no wheels.. I'm thinking of calling Jerry Springer to officiate the wedding

Why do you ask??

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[freakygirl]

I secretly have a crush on him as well, but I'm afraid that since he's dying time would be so short. I can see that you like him so much more though and there's no way in hell I'd put my body through having 18 children (personally I think you'd have to raise him too, so you'd have 19 children). I wish you much joy and happiness... Will that bald guy on Jerry Springer be the best man?


I do have one other question, if you don't have wheels on the trailer, how will you all move when the rest of the circus moves?

1st off.. don't tell him I've had my tubes tied. He only thinks I'm going to have his children. I told him I would, but I know I will have him to raise.. and I'm sure that would be far worse than having 18 kids.

No the bald guy is the maid of honor. No one will stand on HKBJ's side. I know.. it's sad.. but what can a person do?

Oh.. the circus provides us with a flat bed truck, so we will load our "home" up on this flat bed to take with us. Nothing like travelin' in style *L*


**NOTE TO PM FLAMERS... Don't bother pming me under "fake" but registered nics. I have PM's turned off.. i won't know that you sent them until I get time to check pm's next week... oh yeah.. and I'm not being mean.. I'm being funny.. if you find me offensive.. ignore me.. I'm sure you won't be the first to have me on ignore.. nor the last Thank you and have a nice day.

 

[freakygirl]

OMG.. it's seven pm.. and I just remember.. Thanksgiving dinner is less than18 hours away! I need to go clean the kitchen.. otherwise there won't be any clean counter space or dishes.. *L*

I will try and be back later.. but with 8 kids running around the house, it's a tad bit difficult to post and read the board.. *L*

So.. if I don't return for a few days.. I'll see everyone when I get back

Have a Great Thanksgiving everyone!

*hugs and kisses to all*


I AM THANKFUL FOR ......

THE PARTNER WHO HOGS THE COVERS EVERY NIGHT,
BECAUSE HE IS NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.

THE CHILD WHO IS NOT CLEANING HIS ROOM, BUT
IS WATCHING TV, BECAUSE THAT MEANS HE IS AT
HOME AND NOT ON THE STREETS.

FOR THE TAXES THAT I PAY,
BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT I AM EMPLOYED.

FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY,
BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT I HAVE BEEN
SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.

FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG,
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT.

FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK,
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM IN THE SUNSHINE.

FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING,
WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING,
AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING,
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME.

FOR THE PARKING SPOT I FIND AT THE FAR
END OF THE PARKING LOT, BECAUSE IT MEANS
I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING AND THAT I HAVE
BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION.

FOR MY HUGE HEATING/COOLING BILL,
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM WARM/REFRESHED.

FOR THE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH THAT
SINGS OFF KEY, BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT
I CAN HEAR.

FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING,
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR.

FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES AT
THE END OF THE DAY, BECAUSE IT MEANS
I HAVE BEEN CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD.

FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF IN THE
EARLY MORNING HOURS, BECAUSE IT
MEANS I AM ALIVE.

AND FINALLY.......

FOR TOO MUCH E-MAIL,
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE FRIENDS WHO
ARE THINKING OF ME.

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[freakygirl]

Your secret is safe with me. Tell me though, do you have threesomes with the bearded lady? no.. HKBJ likes his women clean shaven..

If you really need a "best man" try a blow up doll, on that has a voice box and a string so you can record whatever it is you want them to say. (I'm not sure if the even exist, but I'm sure there's got to be something like that out there!) Good idea, I'll look into that..

Seriously, who would flame you over what's been said? flaming lamers..

 

[bradley 2002]

Too late

Freaky, I can't pick you up to take you to Australia, already here ....... next time your in my neck of the woods (y'all) feel free to drop in

 

[modest mouse]

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