Ok, I admit it. I have a secret crush.

[Guest]

No, wait, it's not a crush. I am completely head over heels with a guy that I've never exchanged PMs with, never spoken to off the board, and rarely spoken to on the board.

I read his every post. Watch his every move. The day he finally put up an av was the best day of my life, because now I have a picture to go with the fantasies.

I can't hold it in any longer, I'm bursting with love and I have to let him know.

Gnufi, I you.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I had him first, but I suppose I could be convinced to share.

Maybe.

What's it worth to ya?

 

[Guest]

I didn't know he was taken but I'll do anything to be his.

KM, please don't stand in the way of true love, let us be free in our passion.

 

[Guest]

 

[Ms_Lilith]

she's just messing with you.. lighten up.

 

[Gnufi Poppets]

Oh it is that I am the being so the very flattered that it is I am.

But I am the saying to the hot sex babes that the all of you are that there is the being the plenty of the Gnufi to go around and even the then some!

Oh yahs!

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

I can't share you Gnufi, you mean too much to me.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

unregistered... lighten up!

 

[Guest]

 

[Gnufi Poppets]

It is I am not the even knowing who it is the being that you are the being the unregistered that you are? But it is that you are not light I am the thinking it is being the said here? It is ok I am the making love man even in the light or even in the dark it is not the mattering at the all to the me that I am.

And it is that this vixenshe that is the being here to - you are also being the hot sex babe who is wanting to be the getting it on with the Gnufi? Yahs?

 

[Guest]

vixen, don't you know what it's like to be in love? The overwhelming feeling that if you can't be with this person, you can't go on living? I have to have him.

 

[Gnufi Poppets]

Oh yahs the luscious one who is being the lioness! I am the always the aiming to be the pleasing!

 

[Guest]

 

[Ms_Lilith]

vixen, don't you know what it's like to be in love? The overwhelming feeling that if you can't be with this person, you can't go on living? I have to have him.

Honey.. I'm in love. I do know the feeling. However, if you've never even PMed with the guy, you might want to consider getting to know someone before you give your heart to them. Gnufi's a ladies man.

So maybe, PM with him, don't get your knickers in a knot, and just lighten up.

Oh, and even though I do love my man, I know that I am strong enough to live without him, should he leave my life. Love isn't about losing yourself to someone, it's about creating a life WITH them.

 

[Guest]

 

[Gnufi Poppets]

Oh it is being the cat fight I am the always the hearing about... yahs?

Is it the ripping of the cloths off the hot sex babes bodies time yet?

I am the so the very excited!

 

[Guest]

 

[Gnufi Poppets]

Oh this is the happy day for the Gnufi. I am the not the able to be the waiting!

 

[heterotic]

I think unregistered is gnufi posting. After all, without the confused diction, how could we recognize him by writing style?

 

[Guest]

Gnufi, don't toy with me. You're breaking my .

 

[Guest]

 

[heterotic]

I have to admit I like it, though. It has a certain unexpected, yet pleasing symmetry. Most people with secret crushes reveal their identity, but not that of their crush, so it will remain a secret. Taking the opposite tack seems to be equally effective, but intriguingly different.

 

[Gnufi Poppets]

No this is not the being the true! I am not the self love man. I am the big stud man who is the loving of all the hot sex babes. Oh yahs!

 

[Guest]