ok big ass divorce packet just came in the mail

eagleyez

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even that cant fuck up my Saturday

in fact

now I feel like throwin a bash at my pad tonite-

Im not going to even open the thing-

Im tossing it on the floor and turning up my new Lucinda disc

read some more Bukowski

I take responsibilty dont get me wrong

*looks at bloodstains on guitar*

i guess i was never the marryin kind..

but fucking lawyers...so not me...

screw it lets have a party...:kiss:
 
Someone mention baking???

How about a batch of this?

STUD MUFFIN

1 big juicy cock
1/2 cup sweetness
1 adorable chin
2 beautiful eyes
a few strong muscles
1 set of beautiful white teeth
a big dash of horniness
a good size helping of humor
and a couple of cleanly shaved nuts for added flavor
lets not forget the imagination that makes women want to cum from afar... lol

Mix all these delightful ingredients (manipulation of ingredients is preferred and expected!) together let them sit a little (preferable, sitting on lap) then, bring them to a fevered pitch and watch the "muffin" grow!!!!!!! Once the "muffin" has grown to your desired height.... you need to place "muffin" in a nice warm oven(me!) to bake until done...make sure to rotate and move every so often, for even baking. When "muffin" is done...you will know, by the rosy redness and the steam and sweat surrounding it... You should wait to let "muffin" cool off a bit and then possibly try for a second baking...to make sure for doness, of course! I'll need to taste test to be sure...but I think this one wins the blue ribbon!



Sweetie... chin up, ALWAYS!!!!
 
I'd be an adult and open the package, but that's just me.
 
Cheyenne said:
I'd be an adult and open the package, but that's just me.

not today

it will get opened

hope i spill coffee on it

Chey-your so practical

i like that

are you calling me a kid-

observant too!

:rose:
 
Re: Someone mention baking???

Secret Pleasure said:
How about a batch of this?

STUD MUFFIN

1 big juicy cock
1/2 cup sweetness
1 adorable chin
2 beautiful eyes
a few strong muscles
1 set of beautiful white teeth
a big dash of horniness
a good size helping of humor
and a couple of cleanly shaved nuts for added flavor
lets not forget the imagination that makes women want to cum from afar... lol

Mix all these delightful ingredients (manipulation of ingredients is preferred and expected!) together let them sit a little (preferable, sitting on lap) then, bring them to a fevered pitch and watch the "muffin" grow!!!!!!! Once the "muffin" has grown to your desired height.... you need to place "muffin" in a nice warm oven(me!) to bake until done...make sure to rotate and move every so often, for even baking. When "muffin" is done...you will know, by the rosy redness and the steam and sweat surrounding it... You should wait to let "muffin" cool off a bit and then possibly try for a second baking...to make sure for doness, of course! I'll need to taste test to be sure...but I think this one wins the blue ribbon!



Sweetie... chin up, ALWAYS!!!!

i feel like a gazillion bucks

free again...yep chin up

along with other body parts....:p
 
eagleyez said:
not today

it will get opened

hope i spill coffee on it

Chey-your so practical

i like that

are you calling me a kid-

observant too!

:rose:

"Practical" is part of being an adult. You can handle and deal with the things you know about, but not those that you hide from.
 
Cheyenne said:
"Practical" is part of being an adult. You can handle and deal with the things you know about, but not those that you hide from.

my official business day ended yesterday at 5 pm

i aint hidin from shit baby

thanks for the advice

but no thanks-

go find a republican to advise...:kiss:
 
Secret Pleasure said:
<---- just for you babycakes!


runs to dig out "Los Angeles"

on the stack for the party...

Exene, Jon Doe, DJ Zoom and Billy Bonebreak

what a band....

thanks-;)
 
LadyGuinivere said:
Gee...which one should I bring...hmmm;)

Dont Be Denied

i want to hear that so bad

"When we got to Winnepeg
I ckecked into school..."



:heart:
 
Hmmmm... I thought you didn't want the divorce originally, that she is the one who left you. Doesn't seem like much reason to party when you finally get the official papers to confirm that. Again, that may just be me. If someone I loved rejected me so completely, I'd be more sad than in a partying mood. We all handle our trials and tribulations differently, I guess.
 
Cheyenne said:
Hmmmm... I thought you didn't want the divorce originally, that she is the one who left you. Doesn't seem like much reason to party when you finally get the official papers to confirm that. Again, that may just be me. If someone I loved rejected me so completely, I'd be more sad than in a partying mood. We all handle our trials and tribulations differently, I guess.

im movin on

so is she

we accept it

beyond the struggle and the sadness-

just take care of the kids and stay positive...

grown up ya know...:rose:

i have lots of friends in my town who are glad to see me happy again-

simple really...
 
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