Ok. Attempt Number 2!!

[Sandygroper]

Rightio...
it kinda dawned on me that my last personal ad here , was lame as shit!!
so; i'm having a crack at another one!! see if i can drum up some business....


My name (its a fake one...) is Sandygroper! Nice to meet you. Don't be worried ny the name, it's a play on words. I'm from Western Australia ( the left hand side of Aussie...) and a West Aussie is know as a Sandgroper....

see what I did with the name there?? (hilarious!)

anyways, i'm a 32 year old bloke (man) single, a miner( i dig dirt!) music lover ( Pink Floyd, Rolling Stones, SRV etc....) and a part time beer enthusiast ( i drink it!)

Im only new on lit, and so far i'm loving what i see. I have met some great people in the last couple of days, but i'd love to meet and chat to more!

Im a bit technically retarded( i suck with technology..) , but somehow i've manged to install Yahoo and Skype on my 12 year old laptop!!

so, if your bored, horny, funny, bored or horny, hit me up for a chat! or invite me to your thread or room. I'd love to talk.
I work week on, week off, days and nights, so i may be in your time zone at any given time( or not)

come and say g'day to a genuine Aussei bloke (or don't....whatevs)

Cheers

Sandy

 

[Sandygroper]

i forgot to add, that I swear alot! (im a miner...) and yes ladies, you cam PM me!!

hahahaha
Cheers

 

[Sandygroper]

oh yeah Sandy, that really worked!! ZERO interest!! hahahahah

 

[thiscouldbtricky]

Lol I like the over abundance of parenthesis. Good job.

 

[Rubicante]

I had exactly as much success with my personal ad (though admittedly, yours is better than mine). Best of luck to you.

 

[Sandygroper]

Lol I like the over abundance of parenthesis. Good job.

I had to (Google) find out what parenthesis is!! Haha! I'm a miner (read as dopey) so, thanks for broadening my vocabulary!!

Sandy

 

[2TitsNoWaiting]

One can never have too many parentheses... They are so very useful (aren't they?).

 

[Emmcee20]

They may (or should) be used sparingly (even sparsely) to avoid over-emphasis parenthesis (a dreaded literary disease) that fractures the sentence (creating non-sense...tence {ouch!}).

From another Sandgroper, good luck mate! Hope you find a few friends on Lit. Cheers

 

[Sandygroper]

They may (or should) be used sparingly (even sparsely) to avoid over-emphasis parenthesis (a dreaded literary disease) that fractures the sentence (creating non-sense...tence {ouch!}).

From another Sandgroper, good luck mate! Hope you find a few friends on Lit. Cheers

Woohoo!! I think there's 5 sandgropers now!!! Lol

North or south?

 

[Roxy67]

Bump

ha ha funny guy are you still struggling for chats


godd luck

 

[Arianthe]

They may (or should) be used sparingly (even sparsely) to avoid over-emphasis parenthesis (a dreaded literary disease) that fractures the sentence (creating non-sense...tence {ouch!}).

From another Sandgroper, good luck mate! Hope you find a few friends on Lit. Cheers

Exemplary use of the curly brackets (for a Sandgroper)!

Good luck, Sandy!

 

[Sandygroper]

ha ha funny guy are you still struggling for chats


godd luck

cheers!! well, im not entirely struggling. some really great people responded. its just the bloody working thing gets in the way of my time!!..


its been hard to co-ordinate time zones too!!

......but, send me a PM anyways!!!. I'll answer!! hahaha


eventually....


]you know blokes can only do one thing at a time!!

 

[Sandygroper]

Exemplary use of the curly brackets (for a Sandgroper)!

Good luck, Sandy!

well, thankyou!!!

hey, I was at the casino the other day, and I was queing for something, and I got my phone out and was looking at your stainless steel thread, when it dawned on me, that all the people close to me could see what I was seeing!!!


decided it might not be the best time to be ogling....

 

[Arianthe]

well, thankyou!!!

hey, I was at the casino the other day, and I was queing for something, and I got my phone out and was looking at your stainless steel thread, when it dawned on me, that all the people close to me could see what I was seeing!!!

decided it might not be the best time to be ogling....

Lol! You may as well have "dirty perve" tattooed across your forehead!

I've been known to post pics from the train...

 

[Sandygroper]

Lol! You may as well have "dirty perve" tattooed across your forehead!

I've been known to post pics from the train...

hahaha!!!


be careful of reflections off the windows!!

 

[Arianthe]

hahaha!!!


be careful of reflections off the windows!!

The drool is more of a give away.

 

[Sandygroper]

The drool is more of a give away.

hahahah!! there is some very sexy pics in there!

 

[bobbyinhouston]

Hey

Hey Sandygroper! Hello from Texas! Houston,Texas. Just want you to know you are not alone here. 50's married couple who likes many of the same interests you do. We like to get out and have lots of fun.

 

[Sandygroper]

Hey Sandygroper! Hello from Texas! Houston,Texas. Just want you to know you are not alone here. 50's married couple who likes many of the same interests you do. We like to get out and have lots of fun.

cool cool! nice to meet ya's!

I seen Texas on the TV once....

isn't it all cowboys, oil wells and steak?

 

[bobbyinhouston]

Texas

No Mate! Sure we have oil wells and cowboys but we also have the worlds most beautifull ladies. Here in Houston we enjoy our skyscapers also enjoy our abundance of fantastic resturants that include some of the best Mexican and Soul Food joints. Oh BTW we have world famous traffic jams that unrivaled by anyone. LOL

 

[Sandygroper]

No Mate! Sure we have oil wells and cowboys but we also have the worlds most beautifull ladies. Here in Houston we enjoy our skyscapers also enjoy our abundance of fantastic resturants that include some of the best Mexican and Soul Food joints. Oh BTW we have world famous traffic jams that unrivaled by anyone. LOL

hahahah!! sounds great!!

i love mexican food and mexican beer!!!

 

[Sandygroper]

thanks to all the replies!!! ive met some cool people!!

Guys, if your genuine, and are looking to connect with ladies, take the time out, and write a good ad!!

invest of yourself!!

cheers

Sandy

 

[Sandygroper]

any one up now?
it seems im the victim of time zone differences!!

id love a chat!

 

[southern_gal]

Your screen name, did you grope someone named sandy or did you just come from the beach prior to groping? Just curious.

 

[Sandygroper]

Your screen name, did you grope someone named sandy or did you just come from the beach prior to groping? Just curious.

well, the name for some one from Western Australia (where i am) is a "Sandgroper". i just added a "Y" lol