Oi! Lou!

[Shock Chick]

<gasp>
Don't let it go to waste! There must be something/somewhere else to let her leak all over. Like my beard and moustache, for instance.

Oh no, now you've gone and bloody done it! She's a puddle on the floor.

She has a thing for beards and moustaches...

 

[Shock Chick]

What's the exchange rate from tits to balls at the moment?

Depends on the swelling involved. And the colour...

Fool's, for example, being so blue and all, would be worth one of Lou's tits.

I'd give you both of mine for yours (unless they're in a hammock, then you get both and a tit-wank).

 

[CharleyH]

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So much for quick draw wit.

 

[Guest]

What's the exchange rate from tits to balls at the moment?

one epididymis for 1.278 areola

 

[Shock Chick]

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So much for quick draw wit.

Tittyfuckbollocks?

 

[Remec]

Good plan. FLASH photos! hm, do I have any body part worthy?

Your legs have always sounded really nice...well, to me anyways...<g>

 

[CharleyH]

one epididymis for 1.278 areola

purr - suckling - purr. 1 EURO! (it's like 1,000 US greenbacks )

 

[Guest]

Tittyfuckbollocks?

i so love that

 

[NoJo]

Depends on the swelling involved. And the colour...

Fool's, for example, being so blue and all, would be worth one of Lou's tits.

I'd give you both of mine for yours (unless they're in a hammock, then you get both and a tit-wank).

If I had your tits, I'd be a happy bunny. Or something. You'd do okay too. But don't forget you'd have to spend about £50 on a pair of really baggy jeans.

 

[CharleyH]

Your legs have always sounded really nice...well, to me anyways...<g>

hm let me look for a really quick flash

No need to downsize, next time .

 

[The_Fool]

hm let me look for a really quick flash

I luv it when you talk drrty...

 

[Remec]

Oh no, now you've gone and bloody done it! She's a puddle on the floor.

She has a thing for beards and moustaches...

Hmm...
<pondering whether to break out a straw or just lap it up>

I see. Is the tinges of white and silver a draw or a drawback?

 

[NoJo]

i so love that

That's because nobody's ever explained to you what it means.

 

[CharleyH]

I luv it when you talk drrty...

I'm clean :|

 

[Guest]

That's because nobody's ever explained to you what it means.

ignorance
bliss
dont enlighten me

 

[NoJo]

Your legs have always sounded really nice...well, to me anyways...<g>

Charleys legs and Lous tits should form an act.

 

[Shock Chick]

If I had your tits, I'd be a happy bunny. Or something. You'd do okay too. But don't forget you'd have to spend about £50 on a pair of really baggy jeans.

If I had your balls, I'd pickle them in a jar and talk to them every day. Would the jeans still fit?

 

[The_Fool]

I'm clean :|

Did I ever tell you the one about good girls, bad girls and nice girls?

 

[Remec]

hm let me look for a really quick flash

No need to downsize, next time .

Works for me. And, y'know, my PMs and email are usually pretty open for that sort of thing. <wink>

 

[CharleyH]

Tittyfuckbollocks?

Can titties fuck bollocks?

Cool.

 

[Shock Chick]

Hmm...
<pondering whether to break out a straw or just lap it up>

I see. Is the tinges of white and silver a draw or a drawback?

Would you do naughty things with the straw?

Oooh, a definite draw! For both of us.

 

[Remec]

I luv it when you talk drrty...

I just love it when she talks. y'know?

 

[NoJo]

ignorance
bliss
dont enlighten me

I'm sure Lucky enlightens you sometimes.

 

[CharleyH]

Works for me. And, y'know, my PMs and email are usually pretty open for that sort of thing. <wink>

 

[Shock Chick]

That's because nobody's ever explained to you what it means.

HA!