Ohmigod, wereallgonnadie!!! part #2874

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Here we go again... time to use the it's the end of the world-line and see if it will get me laid.

(btw this crackpot has already been bebunked)

Former Military Air Traffic Controller Claims Comet Collision with Earth on May 25, 2006

Thu Apr 13, 7:00 AM ET

KEALAKEKUA, Hawaii, April 13 /U.S. Newswire/ -- Eric Julien, a former French military air traffic controller and senior airport manager, has completed a study of the comet 73P Schwassmann- Wachmann and declared that a fragment is highly likely to impact the Earth on or around May 25, 2006.

Comet Schwassman-Wachmann follows a five-year orbit that crosses the solar system's ecliptic plane. It has followed its five year orbit intact for centuries; but, in 1995, mysteriously fragmented. According to Julien, this is the same year that a crop circle appeared showing the inner solar system with the Earth missing from its orbit. He argues the "Missing Earth" crop circle was a message from higher intelligences warning humanity of the consequences of its destructive nuclear policies. He links this crop circle to May 25, 2006, and identifies the comet Schwassmann-Wachman as the subject of higher intelligence communications.

Using
NASA simulations of the comet's path, Julien concludes that impact is likely around May 25 precisely when the comet crosses the Earth's ecliptic plane. While the first fragment will cross at approximately 10 million miles, lagging fragments threaten to collide. While astronomers have stated that the comet poses no direct threat, Julien argues that some fragments are too small to observe. Astronomers have predicted possible meteor showers indicating some cometary debris will enter the atmosphere.

Julien argues that the kinetic energy of even a 'car sized' fragment will impact the Earth with devastating effect. He concludes the May 25 event is tied in to the Bush administration's policy of preemptive use of nuclear weapons against
Iran, and the effect of nuclear weapons on the realms of higher intelligences. Regarding its importance, Julien declares: "we have to save lives when we have such information to share with the public". He further claims it important "to preserve all data, historical artifacts and precious material in the event of such a collision." Julien predicts that the comet collision will occur in the Atlantic Ocean between the Equator and the Tropic of Cancer, and generates 200 meter waves. Julien concludes that "each person with this information has to take responsibility to warn potential victims."

His article, "May 25, 2006: The Day of Destiny" is available at: http://www.exopoliticsinstitute.org/EricJulien-En.htm

Sponsored by the Exopolitics Institute: http://www.exopoliticsinstitute.org
 
Liar said:
Here we go again... time to use the it's the end of the world-line and see if it will get me laid.

(btw this crackpot has already been bebunked)

Former Military Air Traffic Controller Claims Comet Collision with Earth on May 25, 2006

Thu Apr 13, 7:00 AM ET

KEALAKEKUA, Hawaii, April 13 /U.S. Newswire/ -- Eric Julien, a former French military air traffic controller and senior airport manager, has completed a study of the comet 73P Schwassmann- Wachmann and declared that a fragment is highly likely to impact the Earth on or around May 25, 2006.

Comet Schwassman-Wachmann follows a five-year orbit that crosses the solar system's ecliptic plane. It has followed its five year orbit intact for centuries; but, in 1995, mysteriously fragmented. According to Julien, this is the same year that a crop circle appeared showing the inner solar system with the Earth missing from its orbit. He argues the "Missing Earth" crop circle was a message from higher intelligences warning humanity of the consequences of its destructive nuclear policies. He links this crop circle to May 25, 2006, and identifies the comet Schwassmann-Wachman as the subject of higher intelligence communications.

Using
NASA simulations of the comet's path, Julien concludes that impact is likely around May 25 precisely when the comet crosses the Earth's ecliptic plane. While the first fragment will cross at approximately 10 million miles, lagging fragments threaten to collide. While astronomers have stated that the comet poses no direct threat, Julien argues that some fragments are too small to observe. Astronomers have predicted possible meteor showers indicating some cometary debris will enter the atmosphere.

Julien argues that the kinetic energy of even a 'car sized' fragment will impact the Earth with devastating effect. He concludes the May 25 event is tied in to the Bush administration's policy of preemptive use of nuclear weapons against
Iran, and the effect of nuclear weapons on the realms of higher intelligences. Regarding its importance, Julien declares: "we have to save lives when we have such information to share with the public". He further claims it important "to preserve all data, historical artifacts and precious material in the event of such a collision." Julien predicts that the comet collision will occur in the Atlantic Ocean between the Equator and the Tropic of Cancer, and generates 200 meter waves. Julien concludes that "each person with this information has to take responsibility to warn potential victims."

His article, "May 25, 2006: The Day of Destiny" is available at: http://www.exopoliticsinstitute.org/EricJulien-En.htm

Sponsored by the Exopolitics Institute: http://www.exopoliticsinstitute.org

Is he sure the ET's aren't doing this because of widespread anal sex? Or because I write about anal sex so much? :D
 
Boxlicker101 said:
Is he sure the ET's aren't doing this because of widespread anal sex? Or because I write about anal sex so much? :D

No, Graham Norton is our punishment for anal sex. Comets are saved for nuclear attacks. Or possibly lesbianism, I can never remember which is the more serious sin.

The Earl
 
TheEarl said:
No, Graham Norton is our punishment for anal sex. Comets are saved for nuclear attacks. Or possibly lesbianism, I can never remember which is the more serious sin.

The Earl


I can.

:cathappy:
 
the article is balh, your garden variety hysterics, but the debunking? that's classic stuff. :)
 
TheEarl said:
No, Graham Norton is our punishment for anal sex. Comets are saved for nuclear attacks.

Lord, it can't be just that. Even we Catholics don't think God is that mad about it.

Shanglan
 
Liar said:
Here we go again... time to use the it's the end of the world-line and see if it will get me laid.

(btw this crackpot has already been bebunked)

Former Military Air Traffic Controller Claims Comet Collision with Earth on May 25, 2006

Thu Apr 13, 7:00 AM ET

KEALAKEKUA, Hawaii, April 13 /U.S. Newswire/ -- Eric Julien, a former French military air traffic controller and senior airport manager, has completed a study of the comet 73P Schwassmann- Wachmann and declared that a fragment is highly likely to impact the Earth on or around May 25, 2006.

Yeah, he's been tracking the comet from his back yard using a pair of purple, Barney "Let's Go Camping" binoculars. :rolleyes:
 
And I so wanted to see my next birthday.... *sigh*


Oh well, guess I'll have to start drinking now to make up for it...
 
TheEarl said:
No, Graham Norton is our punishment for anal sex. Comets are saved for nuclear attacks. Or possibly lesbianism, I can never remember which is the more serious sin.

The Earl

Maybe it's for anal sex between lesbians.
 
Boxlicker101 said:
Maybe it's for anal sex between lesbians.

Seriously, I think Graham Norton has to be for something like torturing kittens or inventing disco.
 
BlackShanglan said:
Seriously, I think Graham Norton has to be for something like torturing kittens or inventing disco.

Well, those offenses are certainly far more heinous than anal sex, whether lesbians are involved or not.
 
Boxlicker101 said:
Well, those offenses are certainly far more heinous than anal sex, whether lesbians are involved or not.

That's my thought. I only count anal sex a sin if a horse is not involved. ;)
 
LOLOLOLOL

Now wouldn't this be a grand joke? The world ends and everyone dies. Everyone including those who just had to keep pushing their views on everyone else?

Well I do suppose that we would all learn the final answer to the questions about god and the afterlife.

Cat
 
Colleen Thomas said:
Blackshang, Head of marekt developement for Vasaline sold in bulk ;)

You know, we've got an opening in Applications Research and Quality Testing ... ;)
 
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