Ohmagawd!

[Svenskaflicka]

I had such an embarrassing moment today. Midway through my computer class, during which our teacher is boasting about his clever and talented son, I suddenly get this sneaking suspicion that I, in the past, just MIGHT have shagged his son..!

Careful investigations proved that this wasn't the case, however. I asked casually (I hope!) for the boy's name, and I'm positive that I haven't fucked this guy. A relative of his, perhaps, but not this guy.

Phew!

Thanks, all mighty powers above and below! I really like this computer class. I wouldn't want to have to quit it.

 

[gauchecritic]

our teacher is boasting about his clever and talented son, I suddenly get this sneaking suspicion that I, in the past, just MIGHT have shagged his son..!

As a general rule fathers do not brag about son's computer geekiness/talent after said son reaches the age of 16.

What are you trying to say Flick?

Do you follow Rhona Cameron's ideology. "Old enough for a paper round, old enough to go down on me."?

Shouldn't really have started this post. It implies underage sex and the corollary that underage boys are fair game for older women. Uh-oh.

Gauche

 

[gauchecritic]

Bloody chuffing blinding thing

 

[pop_54]

I had such an embarrassing moment today. Midway through my computer class, during which our teacher is boasting about his clever and talented son, I suddenly get this sneaking suspicion that I, in the past, just MIGHT have shagged his son..!

Careful investigations proved that this wasn't the case, however. I asked casually (I hope!) for the boy's name, and I'm positive that I haven't fucked this guy. A relative of his, perhaps, but not this guy.

Phew!

Thanks, all mighty powers above and below! I really like this computer class. I wouldn't want to have to quit it.

Bit of a shock at first then dear, hehe!!

I had a similar experience years ago, well OK nothing like it but I'll tell anyway, what the hell I'm that kind of person.

I met a young lady and we shall we say became close friends, Umm very close.

A week later I was invited to her house for Sunday tea, so polite and English don't you think.

On arriving I was greeted by the young lady who introduced me to her mum and dad, there was an awkward sort of pause as we said our hello's and two people with quite red faces.

Umm it was then I realised who her mum was, we'd already met, I shall say no more.

pops.............

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Umm it was then I realised who her mum was, we'd already met, I shall say no more. Pop

Well, at least you were keeping things in the family--so to speak.

RF

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Re: Re: Ohmagawd!

As a general rule fathers do not brag about son's computer geekiness/talent after said son reaches the age of 16.

The objection that confirms the rule... the boy in question was 18-19.

Not that there would be anything wrong with a 16-year-old. Not here. Legal age=15.

 

[Quasimodem]

. . . . Not here. Legal age=15.

Glad I didn't know that when I was 15.
I would have been on the first cattle boat for Sweden, assuming Sweden did accept cattleboats, then.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

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[oggbashan]

In my mis-spent youth I held the record for drinking vintage rough cider at a country fair. I had beaten the previous record by two pints. My record stood for several years.

I was driving in the country with a young lady when we stopped at a pub for a meal.

The landlord was the organiser of the drinking contests and knew me well. The landlord's daughter also knew of me but she knew the young lady with me much better. The young lady was her form teacher who was apparently renowned for being formal with her pupils.

The landlord's daughter and the young lady exchanged whispered information while I was ordering the meal. The rest of the day I noticed a coolness in the air.

Og

 

[pop_54]

Yeppers

Well, at least you were keeping things in the family--so to speak.

RF

Yeppers mate, it worked out quite well actually, again I shall say little more, but just say that for about 3 months I had two good lady friends. No unfortunately not kinky, behind the daughters back stuff, the mum wouldn't take the risk of coming out.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

"Something's Got to Give," a romantic comedy, is coming out in December starring Jack Nicholson, Diane Keaton and Amanda Peet. He (JN) is an aging rake who falls in love with his girlfriend's (AP) mother (DK). Sounds like it's based on your life story, Pop.

RF

 

[Guest]

And as Rumple so astutely noted somewhere else, I'd take Pops over Jack anytime.

Darlin' Perdita