Ohio...The Heart Of It All.......

[spiritshadow67]

Ohio...The Heart Of It All....... ​

this a place to have fun... gather with friends ... gab about this and that...

to sit back and chill.... share a joke or two with... etc...

All who post will be welcomed here with open arms *smiles*

And for goodness sake.... "Play" is welcome.... this is the "Playground" after all

If you're not from Ohio - well... we're friendly folk here.... we ain't gonna run ya off with a stick... Never can have tooooooo many friends....

And if we're all close enough... we may plan a get together or two during the year *smiles*

Side Note..... I know, I know... this has to be said though -----
There will be no slamming, chasting, snide or cruel remarks made in hate

 

[Missingmeds]

Good thread and thank you for starting it....it has needed done for a long time.

 

[spiritshadow67]

Good thread and thank you for starting it....it has needed done for a long time.

thank you MM.... and I think it will be a welcomed change...

heard any good jokes lately??? lol

 

[Shreik]

Yes mother I get what you mean play nice and no stabbing shooting or anyother forms of mayhem

 

[spiritshadow67]

Yes mother I get what you mean play nice and no stabbing shooting or anyother forms of mayhem

hmmmm stabbing or shooting... just what would you be stabbing or shoot with ?? ggls

 

[Shreik]

hmmmm stabbing or shooting... just what would you be stabbing or shoot with ?? ggls

Can't tell ya have to show ya olo

 

[spiritshadow67]

Can't tell ya have to show ya olo

*ggls* you're rotten lmao *hugs ya anyway* lol

 

[Shreik]

*ggls* you're rotten lmao *hugs ya anyway* lol

As always great to know

 

[spiritshadow67]

As always great to know

ggls... yep

 

[Missingmeds]

Okay I am now officially weirded out....I can get into the playground as long as I don't try to look at the personal board. That is just too strange.

I promise to behave myself and I will have to see if I can bring a couple over from the smile thread...jokes that is.

 

[spiritshadow67]

Okay I am now officially weirded out....I can get into the playground as long as I don't try to look at the personal board. That is just too strange.

I promise to behave myself and I will have to see if I can bring a couple over from the smile thread...jokes that is.

hehe... behave... I'd rather be good at being bad... *winks*

 

[spiritshadow67]

Stressed Out


I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My coworker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing?
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing ?"
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days".
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "...And where do you think you're going?"
( You're gonna love this..... )






She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"

 

[spiritshadow67]

Another Good One... hehe

The Cowboy and the Trooper

A cowboy in Wyoming got pulled over by a State Trooper for speeding.

The trooper started to lecture the cowboy about his speeding, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the cowboy feel uncomfortable.

Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket. As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.

The cowboy said, "Having some problem with Circle flies there, are ya?"

The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, "Well yeah, if that's what they are. I never heard of Circle flies."

So the cowboy says, "Well, circle flies are common on ranches. See, they're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."

The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after a minute, he stops and says, "Are you trying to call me a horse's ass?"

The cowboy says, "Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horse's ass."

The trooper says, "Well that's a good thing," and goes back to writing the ticket.

After a long pause, the cowboy says, "Hard to fool them flies though."

 

[Missingmeds]

I seem to have gotten the computer problem fixed....and it was only affecting Lit. Odd that one....

 

[spiritshadow67]

I seem to have gotten the computer problem fixed....and it was only affecting Lit. Odd that one....

that is odd... but great that you got it fixed...

 

[biggbear8]

just stopping in quickly before Im off to rest

hello Spiritshadow you beautiful lil minx hope your evening gets bettter

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hi MissingMeds

 

[spiritshadow67]

just stopping in quickly before Im off to rest

hello Spiritshadow you beautiful lil minx hope your evening gets bettter

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hi MissingMeds

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a minx am I.....well, I do love mischief......*ggls*

and yes my evening did get much better *smiles*

 

[Missingmeds]

that is odd... but great that you got it fixed...

That it is....

 

[Missingmeds]

Good morning to everyone.

I hope your day is filled with joy and enjoyment.

Have a great day....

 

[Missingmeds]

Here's one for you....

Subject: HELP DESK
Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks, Troubled User.. (Keep reading)

_____________________________________ REPLY: Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under ! Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,

Tech Support

 

[MaryBears]

Good Afternoon

I promise to be good.....and I promise to drop in when I can......Lately been to busy to even think.....and that has took a toll on my body.....Ended up staying in bed this morning and cancelling my plans.....now I sit with my swollen leg propt up
....so I thought I would check this out.....

Thanks Spirit for the invite....*hugs*
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[spiritshadow67]

Good Afternoon

I promise to be good.....and I promise to drop in when I can......Lately been to busy to even think.....and that has took a toll on my body.....Ended up staying in bed this morning and cancelling my plans.....now I sit with my swollen leg propt up
....so I thought I would check this out.....

Thanks Spirit for the invite....*hugs*
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{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}
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you can be bad.... just the goooood kinda bad *winks - weg*..... with this thread we choose not to feed trolls and be polite to all who post.... rather than make slams that are uncalled for .... there's enough drama around here to last till infinite.... *ggls*

consider this a safe place to cut loose *smiles* I've been keeping you in my thoughts and prayers...

 

[Missingmeds]

You could always use this one Spirit....when I am good, I am really good, but when I am bad, I am even better.

Mary I will be keeping you in my prayers.

 

[spiritshadow67]

You could always use this one Spirit....when I am good, I am really good, but when I am bad, I am even better.

Mary I will be keeping you in my prayers.

so true so true... didn't think about it ... until you mentioned lol

 

[Missingmeds]

I keep that one tucked away in the back of my mind.