Im not even asking how you all get that down there....
It's because of the smoking ban....everyone goes to the Kentucky Bars, hooks up with a Kentucky woman who was raised on the farm and has nothing to do but screw guys, and then the guy leaves her after the one night stand, goes back to the city, and procedes to find the Carl Linder leftovers who work all day and drink all night and bam...1 in 3.
Life's hell...all i have to say
