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IhateClowns

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That means my mom. Who wants to fuck my mom as well????? I am very very shy. Please help me figure a way to fuck my mom while all of the rest of my family watches and cheers while eating popcorn and chicken pot pie.
 
I feel you still may be a tad bitter about your awesome thread getting deleted.
 
Cue the onslaught of dirty pics from the really really shy 18 year old virgin.......that's how it goes isn't it :D
Then all the lurkers come to call eeewwwwweee
 
FakeaSmile said:
Cue the onslaught of dirty pics from the really really shy 18 year old virgin.......that's how it goes isn't it :D
Then all the lurkers come to call eeewwwwweee
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I said no pics. No cam. No chat. You just have to TRUST I am who I say I am.
 
My mom was picking up the laundry yesterday. She was in a muumuu an her hair was glistening off the back of her neck. We can't afford to fix our AC so I know she doesn't wear underwear. Plus I can smell her "aroma" when she passes by my beanbag chair. So I know momma is going commando.

So fucking hot
 
will you also do extreme things and allow us to take your word for it that they were done?
 
Him15 said:
will you also do extreme things and allow us to take your word for it that they were done?
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Very extreme. I just went to Taco Bell and bought 14 dorito tacos. I plan in chili dogging her in her sleep tonight. Will be so hot.
 
IhateClowns said:
I said no pics. No cam. No chat. You just have to TRUST I am who I say I am.
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Ohhhhh ofcourse how silly of me. You're an 18 year old nympho who likes guys and girls and ofcourse old men too. You love to talk dirty and you love it up the arse. How could that not be true I mean......you're every desperado's dreamgirl hahaha Ofcourse you are real :cool:
 
FakeaSmile said:
Ohhhhh ofcourse how silly of me. You're an 18 year old nympho who likes guys and girls and ofcourse old men too. You love to talk dirty and you love it up the arse. How could that not be true I mean......you're every desperado's dreamgirl hahaha Ofcourse you are real :cool:
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You forgot shy. Very shy. But I will give you money shot personally I just need to google one, then copy and paste it, and finally convince you it is really mine.
 
yep and even though you do all this extreme slutty stuff and broadcast yourself on the internet your too shy and worried to send a private picture or drop box, completely understandable.
 
IhateClowns said:
You forgot shy. Very shy. But I will give you money shot personally I just need to google one, then copy and paste it, and finally convince you it is really mine.
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The desperado's don't seem to care if you're type are real or not :p
 
Him15 said:
yep and even though you do all this extreme slutty stuff and broadcast yourself on the internet your too shy and worried to send a private picture or drop box, completely understandable.
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Well of course. I have my Christian rep to protect.
 
FakeaSmile said:
The desperado's don't seem to care if you're type are real or not :p
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I am real. Very real and so is my hot mom. Her reverse happy trail that runs from her navel to the middle of her back is such a dick hardener. It is worth the clogged shower drains.
 
IhateClowns said:
That means my mom. Who wants to fuck my mom as well????? I am very very shy. Please help me figure a way to fuck my mom while all of the rest of my family watches and cheers while eating popcorn and chicken pot pie.
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Still a little bitter, eh?

Your vendetta against Lit isn't going to win you any favours in the long run, whilst I don't agree your thread needed deleted if what you say about it is the case, these shenanigans get tiresome quickly, especially for mods.

Its not the end of the world, IHC, just make another and tone it back. *shrug*
 
MTBR said:
Still a little bitter, eh?

Your vendetta against Lit isn't going to win you any favours in the long run, whilst I don't agree your thread needed deleted if what you say about it is the case, these shenanigans get tiresome quickly, especially for mods.

Its not the end of the world, IHC, just make another and tone it back. *shrug*
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If you think I am bitter you have missed te point of each of the threads. But good to know how tired you are. At least I don't have to worry about you posting on any of mine again.

I know you don't know me nor should you. It is called sarcasm. It is called poking fun at the silliness that is this place. But good to know how exhausted you are.

But you are right. I need to tone it down some. I don't want to ruffle any feathers or hurt anyone's feelings.
 
IhateClowns said:
My mom was picking up the laundry yesterday. She was in a muumuu an her hair was glistening off the back of her neck. We can't afford to fix our AC so I know she doesn't wear underwear. Plus I can smell her "aroma" when she passes by my beanbag chair. So I know momma is going commando.

So fucking hot
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Beanbag Chairs have always done it for me.
 
IhateClowns said:
That means my mom. Who wants to fuck my mom as well????? I am very very shy. Please help me figure a way to fuck my mom while all of the rest of my family watches and cheers while eating popcorn and chicken pot pie.
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I recommend hot pockets ,less silver ware and your hands are gonna get greasy anyway! :eek:
Save your receipts this could be a tax write off,just sayin
 
This is hilarious. I bet if you posted this on Craigslist you'd get a ton of replies.

Keep it up.
 
YAK411976 said:
This is hilarious. I bet if you posted this on Craigslist you'd get a ton of replies.

Keep it up.
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Pretty good chance she's a he catfishing with no lead in his pencil. So the keeping it up will be an issue. Which I guess means he's almost a she so maybe it isn't catfishing. I need to google that.
 
Don't forget to post that you're looking for only men that are 40-60 year olds that are "daddies" :nana:
 
I think at this point I am supposed to just

"Bump" it correct?

Isn't that what you do when there are no replies or offers?
 
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