Oh, you can't fornicate in a buffalo herd

[Guest]

Can you?

For some strange reason, that song parody has been running through my head.

Dang Dr. Demento, anyway.

http://www.drdemento.com/

 

[ABSTRUSE]

STS!!!

 

[Guest]

STS!!!

Oh, I've missed you, you sweet bitch!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh, I've missed you, you sweet bitch!

I knew you did, Stupid.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Must be another boring night in Kansas watching the paint dry.

 

[Guest]

Must be another boring night in Kansas watching the paint dry.

BWAH!

No, just watching the science standards fall.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

BWAH!

No, just watching the science standards fall.

Would you like to talk about Jesus now?

 

[cloudy]

ooh, I was almost really badly imitating somebody, Abs....dictionary-person.

Stop the madness!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

ooh, I was almost really badly imitating somebody, Abs....dictionary-person.

Stop the madness!

Stop the Stupid!!!

 

[cloudy]

Stop the Stupid!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Guest]

Would you like to talk about Jesus now?

Is he here? On Lit?

Cool. Maybe I will start going back to church, after all.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Is he here? On Lit?

Cool. Maybe I will start going back to church, after all.

His name here is Son of a Virgin.

He wants you to go back there. He misses you. It's no fun without you there.

 

[cloudy]

His name here is Son of a Virgin.

He wants you to go back there. He misses you. It's no fun without you there.

...and all the little blue-haired old ladies just ain't cuttin' it as eye candy.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

They don't understand the Buddy Christ.

 

[Guest]

They don't understand the Buddy Christ.

Yes.

And it's a shame, because he's so much fun at parties.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Yes.

And it's a shame, because he's so much fun at parties.

I signed you up to call BINGO.

 

[Guest]

I signed you up to call BINGO.

What?

I thought I was doing the groping booth. Er, kissing booth.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

What?

I thought I was doing the groping booth. Er, kissing booth.

That's in the afternoon.

I'm doing a lecture on the evil's of stupid threads...like this one...will you be there?

 

[Guest]

That's in the afternoon.

I'm doing a lecture on the evil's of stupid threads...like this one...will you be there?

No, I have to lead the mid-morning discussion on the concept of Intelligent Design.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

No, I have to lead the mid-morning discussion on the concept of Intelligent Design.

I thought that was a show on the Discovery Channel? Stupid me.

 

[Guest]

I thought that was a show on the Discovery Channel? Stupid me.

Well, the discussion won't take long. I figure 3 minutes ought to cover introductions and opening and closing statements.

And then the invitation to the open bar, of course.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Well, the discussion won't take long. I figure 3 minutes ought to cover introductions and opening and closing statements.

And then the invitation to the open bar, of course.

Hell, I'm there. Good thing my attention span is that of a fruit fly.

I like rainbows.

 

[cloudy]

Hell, I'm there. Good thing my attention span is that of a fruit fly.

I like rainbows.

I like eggs.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I like eggs.

Debbie?

 

[cloudy]

Debbie?

maw-haw!