Oh Wow!!!

[Belegon]

Whoop!
Whoop!
Whoop!

way to go my friends. That is so awesome!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

HOLY SHIT!!!
I won something?

Thank you so much to everyone who read, voted, PMed, PCed and emailed me with the wonderful feedback.

This is the best Christmas present ever.

Congrats to Carson and Sack, what a lovely sandwich to be in

And a special thank you to all those who have supported me, did interventions and right out kicked me in the ass outside of this fourm, you all helped pull that story out of me and gave me back a piece of myself I lost a long time ago.
I love you all.

Okay, this is more human emotion than I can handle, I'm actually......feeling...ulp....nice.

 

[minsue]

 

[carsonshepherd]

HOLY SHIT!!!


Okay, this is more human emotion than I can handle, I'm actually......feeling...ulp....nice.

Don't hurt yourself!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Don't hurt yourself!

It BURNS!!!!!!

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Okay, this is more human emotion than I can handle, I'm actually......feeling...ulp....nice. [/B]

Okay, steady there, Abs. Take deep, cleansing breaths. You're going to be fine. Like a kidney stone in the urinary tract of life, this feeling will pass. Trust me.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[BlackShanglan]

Okay, this is more human emotion than I can handle, I'm actually......feeling...ulp....nice.

Deep breaths ... remember the mantra:

"You love me! You really love me!"



Shanglan

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Okay, deep breaths and cigars don't work well together. *cough* besides, if I had emotions I wouldn't be me.

 

[minsue]

Okay, deep breaths and cigars don't work well together. *cough* besides, if I had emotions I wouldn't be me.

Pfffft!

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Okay, deep breaths and cigars don't work well together. *cough* besides, if I had emotions I wouldn't be me.

Abs,

Just be grateful you're not into dipping snuff. As for emotions, you've got plenty of them. Of course, all your emotions have been harsh, domineering, nasty, virulent, negative, and then there's all the bad ones.

More deep breathing, more deep breathing.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Abs,

Just be grateful you're not into dipping snuff. As for emotions, you've got plenty of them. Of course, all your emotions have been harsh, domineering, nasty, virulent, negative, and then there's all the bad ones.

More deep breathing, more deep breathing.

Rumple Foreskin

PMSL!!! don't forget surly, that's my favorite.

 

[carsonshepherd]

PMSL!!! don't forget surly, that's my favorite.

Mine too! We really ARE soul mates!

 

[rikaaim]

PMSL!!! don't forget surly, that's my favorite.

If someone's favortie emotion ISN'T surly, the I don't think I could call them a friend.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

PMSL!!! don't forget surly, that's my favorite.

I love it when you're surly. (Is that a bad thing?)

And a big WHOOP! for all the winners.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Mine too! We really ARE soul mates!

How cool it that?

 

[Bridget69]

Congrats to all three winners!

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Okay, I'll try again.

Abs runs the gamut of normal emotions from harsh, domineering and nasty, to virulent, negative, and surly. Then there's all the abnormal ones.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[logophile]

Yay for CARSON, SACK and ABS!

It has been so much fun to be part of this board for the Holiday Contest. Thanks for being so welcoming.

The three winning stories were absolutely wonderful and I'm so happy for the three of you!!

 

[EmeraldKitten]

*Great big hugs for the winners*

Congratulations you guys! How awesome!

 

[Guest]

I'm shocked, SHOCKED I tell you that "Attack of the Uni-Tit" and "Santa's Dungeon" didn't do any better.

Rumple Foreskin

Awwww, thanks Rumps!

I feel like a winner now. In fact, I always feel like a winner around these parts, so I mustn't be greedy.

Three very worthy stories won, and I feel proud to have been part of the contest.

Mine finished up at 4.73, so not bad at all. I think my problem was that some were offended by what I did to Santa. Do I care? NOPE! I had fun, and so did he. Not to mention Cupcake *giggle*

Abs, you stopped crying yet?

Lou

 

[Guest]

Congrats to the winners. Way to go.

Just goes to show, the best writers are in the AH!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Abs, you stopped crying yet?

Yes, It only lasted a minute or two....nasty I must say, the warmth, the love, the slight melting feeling in the chest cavity...*shudder*

 

[Kassiana]

Yes, It only lasted a minute or two....nasty I must say, the warmth, the love, the slight melting feeling in the chest cavity...*shudder*

Read some Oscar Wilde or Ambrose Bierce. You'll be back to your old cynical self in no time!

Or read what I did. The Fifty Worst Movies of All Time. I LOVE when movie critics hate a movie. It brings out their best writing.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Read some Oscar Wilde or Ambrose Bierce. You'll be back to your old cynical self in no time!

Or read what I did. The Fifty Worst Movies of All Time. I LOVE when movie critics hate a movie. It brings out their best writing.

Thanks for the advice babe.
I usually end up watching those worst movies.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Read some Oscar Wilde or Ambrose Bierce. You'll be back to your old cynical self in no time!

Or read what I did. The Fifty Worst Movies of All Time. I LOVE when movie critics hate a movie. It brings out their best writing.

Or just go to the shopping mall.