Oh sweet baby Jeebus!

Betticus · Aug 14, 2006

Okay, I was supposed to drink some and then come home and post silly stuff but:::::

I woke up just a little while ago. I am missing my phone, I have no fucking clue where it is. I was at an afterparty this morning/last night drinking with frat boys. My hand is cut up and swollen. My face looks like it had a date with a baseball bat. I even have cuts on my upper lip under my nose. I somehow managed to chip a tooth. I don't remember any of this stuff and I don't know how I got home but I woke up naked in my own bed and my shoes were in the laundry room.

I remember getting shot down by a lesbian in the club before the afterparty but I was charming her lil pants off before we left that place. Her name is Tyler and she is absolutely adorable and her girlfriend is hot!

FurryFury · Aug 14, 2006

Call your phone. You might get some answers that way?

Fury :rose:

Evil_Geoff · Aug 14, 2006

Bett, my friend, if you are waking up with the evidence of being beat up, or in a car wreck, and you have no clue how you got injured or back home, you are suffering from a either:
1) a drug induced black out,
2) a purely alcohol induced black out,
3) a blackout caused by the combination of drugs and alcohol or
4) possibly suffering a concussion that may or may not be exacerbated by 1), 2) or 3) above...

In the immortal words of Jim Lovell, commander of Apollo 13 - "Houston, we've had a problem." Maybe it's time to take steps to correct it.

We've got your back , bud!

Betticus · Aug 14, 2006

Evil_Geoff said:
Bett, my friend, if you are waking up with the evidence of being beat up, or in a car wreck, and you have no clue how you got injured or back home, you are suffering from a either:
1) a drug induced black out,
2) a purely alcohol induced black out,
3) a blackout caused by the combination of drugs and alcohol or
4) possibly suffering a concussion that may or may not be exacerbated by 1), 2) or 3) above...

In the immortal words of Jim Lovell, commander of Apollo 13 - "Houston, we've had a problem." Maybe it's time to take steps to correct it.

We've got your back , bud!

Dude, I'm beat the fuck up. My roomie says that there in no way I have the injuries that I have on accident and I agree. Someone or multipple persons beat me the fuck down. It happens once in a while. I got my ass beat down. End of story.

Aeroil · Aug 14, 2006

And people ask me why I don't drink.

Betticus · Aug 14, 2006

Aeroil said:
And people ask me why I don't drink.

Either way, I had a blast. At least I landed on my face, it's not lie I damaged anything that I needed. If nothing else, I'm durable.

satin_coals · Aug 14, 2006

lol .. drinking is always fun

alteast the good thing about you not remembering is that if you DID get your ass beat up then you can now convince yourself that they got off worse and more hurt in the situation.

but fuck dude, you're pretty toned .. muscles and stuff .. i surely wouldn't want to get in a brawl with you if i was a bloke .. so i'm thinking that they probably did come out worse off?

and if not .. who cares because you were too smashed to remember the beating anyways

the way i see it, you win both ways.

Betticus · Aug 14, 2006

It's all good, I hooked up with my buddy that was with me last night. He's a bodybuilder and runs about 185 pounds. Poor guy, he deadlifts over 600 pounds in the gym. He and I were together at that party where my face got fucked up at. He said that a couple of things happened, one involved some asshat pointing a gun at his face but we took care of that fucker in a quickness. The bad thing is that he told me when I passed out and faceplanted in the concrete step he picked me up and took me to his truck and took me home.

Seriously, you've seen my photos. I weigh 246 pounds. He said that lifting me was the hardest life he's ever done. 245 pounds of limp dead weight is nothing to laugh at. He tore a muscle in his arm getting me home. My homeboy is not a small guy either, bouncers and police stay the hell away from us when we are out.

I just got stupid and outdrank fraternity boys and in the end the cement step won.

What can I say? I got owned by the ground. At least I can laugh it off!

satin_coals · Aug 14, 2006

lol

remind me never to bad mouth you .. ever. lol

Betticus · Aug 14, 2006

satin_coals said:
remind me never to bad mouth you .. ever. lol

It's all a good time. TealSphynx and Draggie have met me, they know I'm a low key, low maintenance guy that just is out for some fun. I laugh pretty much everything off. As long as no one tries to stab me or shoot me I'm good. :nana:

satin_coals · Aug 14, 2006

Betticus said:
It's all a good time. TealSphynx and Draggie have met me, they know I'm a low key, low maintenance guy that just is out for some fun. I laugh pretty much everything off. As long as no one tries to stab me or shoot me I'm good.

hehe .. okay i promise not to shoot you or stab you. *grins*

did you find your phone by the way?

Betticus · Aug 14, 2006

satin_coals said:
hehe .. okay i promise not to shoot you or stab you. *grins*

did you find your phone by the way?

Nope, the sidekickII is history I think. It will be an actual exuse to get the new sidekickIII.

The new one is a sexy little phone!

Betticus · Aug 14, 2006

Ow!

Okay, now that I'm sober. My face fucking hurts! Holy crap!

I need a hug.

Kajira Callista · Aug 14, 2006

Betticus said:
Okay, now that I'm sober. My face fucking hurts! Holy crap!

I need a hug.

only if you beg real nice and stuff.

catalina_francisco · Aug 14, 2006

Betticus said:
Okay, now that I'm sober. My face fucking hurts! Holy crap!

I need a hug.

Thought it made sense to merge these threads, hope you don't mind. :rose:

Catalina

Betticus · Aug 14, 2006

catalina_francisco said:
Thought it made sense to merge these threads, hope you don't mind.

Catalina

It's fine. KC is asking for a spanking but I'm only in the mood to go and sit in the corner and pout right now.

I need a pouty smiley with it's lower lip sticking out and looking like it needs a big hug.

Kajira Callista · Aug 14, 2006

Betticus said:
It's fine. KC is asking for a spanking but I'm only in the mood to go and sit in the corner and pout right now.

I need a pouty smiley with it's lower lip sticking out and looking like it needs a big hug.

do i get spanked if i hug you? *raises a brow*

catalina_francisco · Aug 14, 2006

Kajira Callista said:
do i get spanked if i hug you? *raises a brow*

Doesn't sound like he is up for it....you will have to wait or look further afield. :catroar:

Catalina

brioche · Aug 14, 2006

Betticus said:
It's fine. KC is asking for a spanking but I'm only in the mood to go and sit in the corner and pout right now.

I need a pouty smiley with it's lower lip sticking out and looking like it needs a big hug.

*big hugs and cuddles*
Aww, poor baby.

satin_coals · Aug 14, 2006

Betticus said:
Okay, now that I'm sober. My face fucking hurts! Holy crap!

I need a hug.

poor dude!*hugggggggsssssssssss*

kiten69 · Aug 14, 2006

Betticus said:
I'm only in the mood to go and sit in the corner and pout right now.

I need a pouty smiley with it's lower lip sticking out and looking like it needs a big hug.

Hey that's my corner

...but since you're in "bad shape" i'll share it with you and *cuddle you up, rub your belly and get you some nice fresh figs off your tree*

just PLEASE stop pouting it is pittiful and has the ability to get you what ever you want :heart:

uh oh your phone is MIA...that means someone else got your text messages

graceanne · Aug 15, 2006

I swear to God, Betticus. I mean how many times have I told you not to pick fights with the damn street? Even drunk you should know your'e not gonna win.

Kids these days, they never listen.

Put some ice on your cuts, and rub some peanut oil into the bruises. *hugs*

jadefirefly · Aug 15, 2006

Man, Betticus... if I ever wind up in your general neck of the woods, I am SO getting in touch with you for a night out on the town. I bet you're a blast to go bar hopping with!

... err... which neck of the woods, incidentally, is yours again?

I know you're down in the same corner of the country as I, but that's about all I got.

graceanne · Aug 15, 2006

jadefirefly said:
Man, Betticus... if I ever wind up in your general neck of the woods, I am SO getting in touch with you for a night out on the town. I bet you're a blast to go bar hopping with!

... err... which neck of the woods, incidentally, is yours again? I know you're down in the same corner of the country as I, but that's about all I got.

He lives in BFE, New Mexico. I believe that actual name of the town is Las Crucas. (checks . . . yep, Las Crucas.)

jadefirefly · Aug 15, 2006

Eeeeexcellent...

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