oh, shoreman?

[Nora]

Lookin' for a good time, sailor? *flutters lashes*

 

[ShoreMan]

A good time with or sans margaritas? Intriguing offer there, though.

 

[cybergirly]

oooo did somebody say sailor? "c'mere big boy"

 

[Nora]

Well ya know, normally I'd say with straight tequila (not a margarita fan, myself) but under the circumstances...

Buy a girl a coke? *winks*

 

[ShoreMan]

I think the Coke is safer, if you're talking soft drinks. I'll buy ya one. What do I get in return?

 

[ShoreMan]

oooo did somebody say sailor? "c'mere big boy"

How can I resist?

 

[Nora]

Why, whatever your little heart desires, sugahplum! *batts lashes s'more for effect*



and of course I mean the soft drink, silly!

 

[cybergirly]

How can I resist?

*flutters eyelashes* gonna buy me a soda too?

 

[ShoreMan]

All these batting lashes! I feel like Bond with a girl on each arm. Just watch out for the bad guys for me.

Bartender, two cokes please, and a club soda.

 

[Nora]

Oh I'm so totally gonna find you a bond av now! lol

I'm also gonna have to start calling Girly "Pussy Galore"

I've always wanted to be Domino from umm...I think it's Thunderball. She was HOT!

 

[cybergirly]

Pussy Galore? LMAO


I love it.

 

[ShoreMan]

Domino and Pussy Galore. I'm a lucky feller!

Just trying to get to that unreachable hundred!

 

[QuickDuck]

nice name.... i think ya got that one licked

 

[Nora]

Pussy? did you bring the caviar? I've got the champagne chilling...

 

[cybergirly]

Caviar I have. I even brought a little packet of crackers, a pussy has to be prepared ya know.

 

[Nora]

Is that like a prepared piano? nevermind...I digress...

Where'd that hunka burnin' lust go, anyway? I wanna show him a new way to eat that fishy stuff. *cough*

 

[ShoreMan]

Is it getting hot in here? *Pulling at my collar*

 

[Nora]

you know, it's not cost efficient to crank down the a/c when you could just....get more comfortable. *smiles*

 

[ShoreMan]

you know, it's not cost efficient to crank down the a/c when you could just....get more comfortable. *smiles*

Are you suggesting I start stripping? I only do that for dollars, ma'am. I'm a respectable boy.

 

[cybergirly]

*looking in wallet* All I have is a few $5's will that work?

 

[ShoreMan]

*looking in wallet* All I have is a few $5's will that work?

I am sure I can handle that! Cue the music.

 

[Nora]

dammit, all I've got are a pair of ones. Do you take VISA?

*cues the music*

 

[ShoreMan]

dammit, all I've got are a pair of ones. Do you take VISA?

*cues the music*

No. But I take strategically placed IOU's containing phone numbers and adresses.

 

[cybergirly]

*chanting* take it off... take it off...take it off...

 

[Nora]

*hastily scrawls out IOUs on post-it notes and slaps them on as pasties*

Will that work?