Oh shit!

[done_got_old]

Shit, or even Oh shit, That happened to me last week. I haven't been full of shit in years.

Oh shit! Here too. I can't believe they are illegal yet there are tents in town to buy it.
The neighborhood sounds like a war zone. Has been for days and evenings.

Fireworks often scare the shit out of war veterans!

 

[done_got_old]

This shit has really worn me out.

 

[done_got_old]

Oh shit, this thread just won't go away.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

got caught up in another damn 'cane!

 

[done_got_old]

got caught up in another damn 'cane!

That shit sucks!

 

[done_got_old]

He doesn't know shit from shoe polish.

 

[fisherfella]

Don't know whether to shit or wind my watch..
guess I'll just shit on my watch..

 

[done_got_old]

Don't know whether to shit or wind my watch..
guess I'll just shit on my watch..

No shit!

 

[fisherfella]

Shit happens..

 

[done_got_old]

daily if you're lucky

 

[fathom7]

Please forgive the length (no that is NOT a double entendre): However, in the military a long time ago -- shit status was all important. It could take many forms. Your shit could be in any one of the following conditions:

in
out
up
weak
flaky
in the wind
done
toast
gone
dragging
strong

All to communicate how one is doing.

 

[done_got_old]

Please forgive the length (no that is NOT a double entendre): However, in the military a long time ago -- shit status was all important. It could take many forms. Your shit could be in any one of the following conditions:

in
out
up
weak
flaky
in the wind
done
toast
gone
dragging
strong

All to communicate how one is doing.

Oh that's a lot of shit

 

[done_got_old]

Whew! No shit! Just a fart.

 

[done_got_old]

https://i.chzbgr.com/full/5995535872/hD93B33F6/

 

[done_got_old]

Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet.

He scares the shit out of it.

 

[Gemma_0]

Which came first, shit or asshole?

 

[done_got_old]

Which came first, shit or asshole?

ROTFLOL

I'd go with the shit being first. Looking for a way to escape, it created the asshole.

 

[done_got_old]

Have you seen that new movie Constipated?

It's not come out yet.

 

[done_got_old]

https://pics.me.me/you-cant-febreeze-bullshit-6591337.png

 

[done_got_old]

https://pics.me.me/the-shits-the-most-functional-english-word-is-shit-thats-38266898.png

 

[done_got_old]

https://memesbams.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/cool-have-to-poop-meme.jpg

 

[done_got_old]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTni3MDFVgyurgFLhv1dQ_hfIIQF6FxXpEmYb-MNPgfRs3DI7NhxQ

 

[done_got_old]

Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?

It runs in your genes.

 

[fisherfella]

That might explain why i have the same shit-eating grin as my gramps!

 

[done_got_old]

That might explain why i have the same shit-eating grin as my gramps!

Like this?

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/AcB1rGs8g7M/maxresdefault.jpg