Oh shit!

Shit...it stinks comes in all shapes and sizes, but it does dry up, decay and blow away....but don't get it on you shoes for it last longer and folks begin to wonder about you.
 
Shit...it stinks comes in all shapes and sizes, but it does dry up, decay and blow away....but don't get it on you shoes for it last longer and folks begin to wonder about you.

I wonder if that's what causes people to back away from me....dog shit on my shoes.
 
I wonder if that's what causes people to back away from me....dog shit on my shoes.

Shit with it's many shades of brown and even green from a Canadian goose when stuck to the shoe leaves yucky marks on the carpet and Shhhhh even the bed too. So, buy a brown carpet with shades of green but for God sake take off the shoes so there is no carpet to clean and folks will stay longer with you.
 
Shit with it's many shades of brown and even green from a Canadian goose when stuck to the shoe leaves yucky marks on the carpet and Shhhhh even the bed too. So, buy a brown carpet with shades of green but for God sake take off the shoes so there is no carpet to clean and folks will stay longer with you.


Why does goose shit end up in your bed?
 
Is it legal to kill them?

Shit no!!!!, I figure if you accidently back over them...of course saying you never seen and quickly toss them shitters in a large plastlic bag in the trunk...you might get away with it....just don't leave tracks in the front yard.
 
Shit no!!!!, I figure if you accidently back over them...of course saying you never seen and quickly toss them shitters in a large plastlic bag in the trunk...you might get away with it....just don't leave tracks in the front yard.

I was thinking more of roasting them. We sometimes have goose for Christmas.
 
Back
Top